How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.
Submitted 1 year ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 year ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That’s not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Political compass Korea
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
Skua@kbin.earth 1 year ago
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What if it’s upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower
wieson@feddit.org 1 year ago
atlas@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
it’s over, kim! we have the high ground!
UnknownSoul@programming.dev 1 year ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You guys can be Korea 1, we will be Korea A.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.
kieron115@startrek.website 1 year ago
Let’s split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they’re great at it!
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where in England are you from?
vane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Oh, so germany is korea now?
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Again, you mean?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Worked for Germany /s
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
Well… it did…
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Let’s leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we’ll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they’ll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!
TheFrirish@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Every 10 years the Israelis have to all move to Gaza, and the Gazans get to move into Israel. They trade places every ten years.
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It would surely be much more peaceful. Let’s just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
How about a striped Korea instead?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
lol … Polka Dot Korea
Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
No we do fractal districts. They get infinitely more detailed as you zoom into them.
drmoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How about stripes?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Israel/Palestine isn’t working either, your thoughts?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Parael and Isletine
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio
That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Raëlians seem fun. Supposedly they have big orgy where you wear colored bracelets indicated what genders you’d like to have sex with. I’m sure there’s some dark and evil shit, like all religions, but that sounds hella fun as long as everyone is of age.
only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Possible only in Ohio 😎
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.
Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.
jimmux@programming.dev 1 year ago
Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Love a good enclave.
ksigley@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I’ve read today…
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
West Korea, best Korea
antsu@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
It’s Koreas all the way down.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 year ago
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Long long
manDMZ.axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.
1yjgjmmt5988@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Looks similar to Norway and Sweden 😄
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Korea the long way.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looong loooong land
Quik@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Crosspost to !noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works
mkwt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NCD is leaking again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 year ago
And germany
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Give this champ a Nobel Prize
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions
Let’s try intercardinal directions,
Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea
atticus88th@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing…