How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.
Submitted 10 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That’s not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Political compass Korea
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
Skua@kbin.earth 10 months ago
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What if it’s upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower
wieson@feddit.org 10 months ago
atlas@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
it’s over, kim! we have the high ground!
UnknownSoul@programming.dev 10 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You guys can be Korea 1, we will be Korea A.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.
kieron115@startrek.website 10 months ago
Let’s split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they’re great at it!
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Where in England are you from?
vane@lemmy.world 10 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Oh, so germany is korea now?
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Again, you mean?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Worked for Germany /s
Tja@programming.dev 10 months ago
Well… it did…
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Let’s leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we’ll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they’ll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!
TheFrirish@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Every 10 years the Israelis have to all move to Gaza, and the Gazans get to move into Israel. They trade places every ten years.
Dicska@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It would surely be much more peaceful. Let’s just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
How about a striped Korea instead?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
lol … Polka Dot Korea
Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
No we do fractal districts. They get infinitely more detailed as you zoom into them.
drmoose@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How about stripes?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
ReiRose@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Israel/Palestine isn’t working either, your thoughts?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Parael and Isletine
Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio
That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Raëlians seem fun. Supposedly they have big orgy where you wear colored bracelets indicated what genders you’d like to have sex with. I’m sure there’s some dark and evil shit, like all religions, but that sounds hella fun as long as everyone is of age.
only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Possible only in Ohio 😎
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.
Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.
jimmux@programming.dev 10 months ago
Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Love a good enclave.
ksigley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I’ve read today…
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
West Korea, best Korea
antsu@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
It’s Koreas all the way down.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 10 months ago
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Long long
manDMZ.axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.
1yjgjmmt5988@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Looks similar to Norway and Sweden 😄
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Korea the long way.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looong loooong land
Quik@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Crosspost to !noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works
mkwt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
NCD is leaking again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
And germany
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Give this champ a Nobel Prize
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions
Let’s try intercardinal directions,
Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea
atticus88th@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing…