How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.
Submitted 3 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That’s not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Political compass Korea
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
Skua@kbin.earth 3 months ago
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What if it’s upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower
wieson@feddit.org 3 months ago
atlas@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
it’s over, kim! we have the high ground!
UnknownSoul@programming.dev 3 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You guys can be Korea 1, we will be Korea A.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.
kieron115@startrek.website 3 months ago
Let’s split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they’re great at it!
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Where in England are you from?
vane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Oh, so germany is korea now?
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Again, you mean?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Wtf is that second map?! Krefeld?! Mühlacker?! Eilenburg?! Bad Düben?!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Worked for Germany /s
Tja@programming.dev 3 months ago
Well… it did…
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Let’s leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we’ll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they’ll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!
TheFrirish@jlai.lu 3 months ago
Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Every 10 years the Israelis have to all move to Gaza, and the Gazans get to move into Israel. They trade places every ten years.
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It would surely be much more peaceful. Let’s just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 months ago
Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
How about a striped Korea instead?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
lol … Polka Dot Korea
Then again … isn’t that known as electoral districts in the United States
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
No we do fractal districts. They get infinitely more detailed as you zoom into them.
drmoose@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How about stripes?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Israel/Palestine isn’t working either, your thoughts?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Parael and Isletine
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio
That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The Raëlians seem fun. Supposedly they have big orgy where you wear colored bracelets indicated what genders you’d like to have sex with. I’m sure there’s some dark and evil shit, like all religions, but that sounds hella fun as long as everyone is of age.
only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Possible only in Ohio 😎
amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.
Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.
jimmux@programming.dev 3 months ago
Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Love a good enclave.
ksigley@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I’ve read today…
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
West Korea, best Korea
antsu@lemmy.wtf 3 months ago
It’s Koreas all the way down.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 months ago
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Long long
manDMZ.axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.
1yjgjmmt5988@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Looks similar to Norway and Sweden 😄
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Korea the long way.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Looong loooong land
Quik@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Crosspost to !noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works
mkwt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
NCD is leaking again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 months ago
And germany
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Give this champ a Nobel Prize
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions
Let’s try intercardinal directions,
Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea
atticus88th@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Suddenly Korea looks like Vietnam.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Urge to bomb Cambodia increasing…