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- Comment on LoisGriffinNakedMasturbatingUncensored.exe 5 days ago:
Cute girl: “Oh, Light, you’re so cute. Let me give you my number.” … “Oh shoot, do you have a piece of paper I can borrow?”
Light: “Uh, yeah…” absentmindedly rips piece of the Death Note out “Uh, here you go…”
Cute girl: scribbles number on page “and there you go, cutey” walks away
Light: looks at paper “Oh… Oh no. ‘555-5555 TTYL, Light Yagami’? … Fuck.”
L: *rips off cute girl disguise" “Heh.”
- Comment on Cathy, do the math. 6 days ago:
“Rising waters lifts all ships”, Cathy. Ever heard of it?
- Comment on hate your job? how about you die and still have to do it 3 weeks ago:
It was certainly a waste of my Family Video rental fee
- Comment on hate your job? how about you die and still have to do it 3 weeks ago:
There are 4 sequels. I think I have only seen most of 2 and a part of 3. They’re super low budget and completely miss the point, as I recall.
- Comment on hate your job? how about you die and still have to do it 3 weeks ago:
Sacrifice your body, mind and autonomy to the system. Kill to protect property. Make every waking moment about maintaining and advancing our corporate overlords’ wealth and control.
This is the way.
- Comment on hate your job? how about you die and still have to do it 3 weeks ago:
With only about 34% of his body remaining.
- Comment on hate your job? how about you die and still have to do it 3 weeks ago:
In all fairness, the Starship Troopers sequels forget the point of the first film too. And the fact that movies are supposed to be watchable.
- Comment on Heh 4 weeks ago:
Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I’ve seen em.
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 4 weeks ago:
I’m all software/data engineer, so for work I obviously use a computer all the time. I also have a very nice personal computer but it doesn’t get as much use anymore as it used to. I play the occasional game on it, use it for tracking our budget/finances and stuff once a month, manage my plex server, and do the occasional random task on it that requires things like typing or photo editing. But it’s not been getting a lot of attention since I finished school, even less since having my daughter.
My phone is my main device for most of my entertainment, web surfing, news reading, banking, etc. plus it keeps my todos/shopping lists, my wife and I’s shared calendar, my alarms, digital coupons for groceries, GPS… all of my regular day to day task helpers. Not to mention is takes and stores my photos, allows me to call and text people, and gives me mobile access to my cloud files and services. It’s definitely my primary device.
But I still love me computer and wish I had more time to do my own work on it.
- Comment on Zelensky Rejects Trump Administration Demand for Half of Ukraine’s Mineral Resources 5 weeks ago:
No shit, what incentive does he have? “Give me half of your mineral resources, and I will let Russia have everything they want from you? Refuse, and I will pull back support and let Russia try to get everything they want from you.”
You know what is next right? This fucking supervillain wannabe is going to flip the script and arm Russian troops or send forces to help Russia take over Ukraine for refusing. At the very least, he will threaten it to get what he wants from Ukraine. Mark my words. We have spent decades building a military that has (ostensibly) policed and defended the world, and now the fucking Blofeld parody dumber than Dr. Evil is at the reigns and will use that military to threaten and extort sovereign nations and allies across the world to gain whatever he wants on this day of the week. This is the worst and stupidest fucking timeline!
- Comment on Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation 1 month ago:
His impatient finger tapping would be pretty epic too.
- Comment on Once you roll down the stairs, you're all set 1 month ago:
Well they better be, because if a wheelchair bound person makes it down thoae stairs, they are going to be there for a while and may need to use the toilet.
- Comment on When you see it.... 1 month ago:
deep intake … slow exhale Give me strength.
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 1 month ago:
My suburb neighborhood is filled with walkers and it is super unsafe at night. They decided when they built it that they didn’t want to to create and maintain sidewalks and street lamps, so people always walk in the road and the only lights are the lamp posts at the end of people’s driveways. And almost nobody wears reflectives, or carries lights or anything on their person. Particularly when you’re blinded by an oncoming car’s lights, it’s nearly impossible to see people until you’re right up on them.
- Comment on Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever 1 month ago:
I never really watched many action movies growing up, so I had never seen and Steven Seagal films, but I did know of him and mentally put him at the level of like Van Damme. I’m the last few years it’s become apparent that he’s pretty much a complete joke, and basically always has been. But I don’t think He was recognized as such at his peak, was he? Did people always think he was cringe or were his films and performances actually received with earnest appreciation and applause?
- Comment on Hogwarts Legacy Official Mod Support Confirmed For This Week 1 month ago:
Yes, and you can’t divorce the fact that she profits from all official media associated with the Harry Potter and paying for said media inescapable enriches her more. However, it is also true that the team that made this game did an amazing job of a creating a hogwarts/ Wizarding world that feels real and amazing, that they do not support her bigotry, and that included a non-token well-respected open trans character who gets to share her story as part of the main quest line of the game. Supporting the game is not, in itself, support of trans bigotry. It’s complicated.
- Comment on Can someone go check on Cincinnati? I think they might be having some mental health issues. 1 month ago:
Someone in our sister office bought one for people to sample today. The one review I heard was that it wasn’t bad, like salted pumpkin spice. That makes sense because Skyline chili is not chili. I’ve been calling it pumpkin spice meat sauce for years.
- Comment on (They're not allowed to legally anymore) 1 month ago:
That’s the logic he applied to covid testing.
- Comment on Multiverse 1 month ago:
Infinite options does not mean all options.
Right, as you said the natural numbers is an infinite set but it doesn’t contain fractional numbers between adjacent natural numbers. The set of natural numbers also doesn’t contain letters, or colors, or varieties of geese. You can even add other constraints to the set and still have an infinite set that contains even fewer possible values, like you could have the set of all natural numbers that don’t contain the digit 3.
People make the mistake of thinking that a multiverse means that there is every conceivable version of a universe out there, but that’s not the case. Murphy’s law says that anything that can happen will happen, but that means things are still constrained by what can happen. Reality is constrained by consistent logic, the most basic of which is the identity law, p = p. It is a contradiction for both p and ~p to be true, a violation of reality. So if the multiverse is a reality, it is a single reality that is self consistent, meaning there is no Universe in the multiverse for which there doesn’t exist a multiverse.
- Comment on I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree. 1 month ago:
Can we acknowledge that the word they choose or U was Universe. Seems a bit grandiose for a letter book for young children.
"A is for apple. B is for baloon. C is for T̴͉́H̴̝́Ẻ̵̗ ̷̭̐̍Ĉ̷̩̕Ǫ̷̒S̷̤͖̑M̶̳̓Ī̸͎Ĉ̵̗̓ͅ ̶͙͍̈́͂V̵̳̰͑O̵͔͛̅Ï̷̙̏D̷̼̃͌ ̵̨̻̽̂O̶̧͛͂͜F̶̪͘͝ ̴̦̓̽I̷̛̩̺̾Ǹ̸̡̞̅F̶̤͋I̸̦̺̒N̷̩̝͑̓I̵̬͈͒̈́T̸̙̹̏̊É̸̝ ̸͚̃S̵̢̛̱P̶̺̜̈́A̸̻̱͗͐C̴̯͒̾E̵̮͝
- Comment on I don't see the problem. It's A tree. It's not THE tree. 1 month ago:
Not sure if it’s originally Portuguese, Spanish, or French but yeah, definitely seems like it was originally some romantic language originally and they just translated it one to one to English without considering the context.
For example in Spanish, E for Estrella (star) makes sense.
- Comment on I have good news and bad news… 1 month ago:
Mimi-Siku caught some real fish in the house pond again, huh?
- Comment on Halp. 1 month ago:
Just cut the tape that the 4 inch mark and then add 4 to all the inches on the tape. Fixed.
- Comment on Magnificent 2 months ago:
Oh the Bend and Snap! Works every time!
- Comment on Biden in Final Hours Pardons Cheney, Fauci and Milley to Thwart Reprisals 2 months ago:
Good looking out. Not that it will stop them from trying, but that certainly makes the task harder for them to fuck over some political enemies with Trumped Up Charges™ (trademarking that now, as I imagine this will be a recurring phrase over the next 4 years. I’m gonna make bank in licensing)
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Company holidays mean you’re lazy? Bro needs to get a grip.
- Comment on naughty naughty 2 months ago:
The amount of money my wife and I saved earning our degrees with libgen is in the thousands
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 2 months ago:
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
- Comment on If you save, we will charge you more 2 months ago:
There’s certainly some reasonability to that. However, if the person decides to terminate service, maintaining the grid doesn’t become any cheaper for the power company. The lines are already installed, the connections made, and the company will continue to upkeep your connection all the way up to your home, even if it is terminated locally. They’ll do that just in case you or future homeowners wish to continue service, and your neighbors will likely still be using it anyway. So by that same reasoning, maintaining a just-in-case service connection that you don’t typically need because you generate your own power also doesn’t result in increased maintenance costs to the power company. So there is also an argument to be made that that cost shouldn’t be pushed to them, but to the power drawers that the power company actually wants to serve.
- Comment on New delivery 2 months ago:
That’s cuz she’s the whole package. Cute, fluffy, lazy, and roughly box shaped. The whole package.