kryptonianCodeMonkey

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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
What’s that? You’re not tired and you haven’t seen anyone open their mouth big, but you read about a hypothetical person opening their mouth big? Bad news…
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
Herc and Megara went through college with me, moved back into my mom’s with me, through a couple apartments and into my first home before they finally split in half in the dishwasher.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
9, but we had some saucers with 8, I think.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Headline: Save 200 dollars a month with a 50 year mortgage over a 30 year!

Subtext: … and end up paying double the interest to us for the benefit, and die before your loan is paid off so we get to take the house back from your corpse, sell it on the cheap to a corporate real-estate investment firm (that we have stock in) for just enough to cover the remaining mortgage balance. They’ll turn your multi-generational family home into a shitty rental property or leave it empty to keep the rest of their rents high and your children get nothing cuz fuck em!
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Never used honey mustard, but classic yellow mustard in a chili cheese dog is always great.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is trying to position themselves as "Too Big to Fail"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
So I initially misunderstood and thought that they were netting 13 billion revenue. I was going to point out that the difference between 13 billion and 1.4 trillion is right about 1.4 trillion. But they’re not getting 13 billion. They’re netting NEGATIVE 13 billion. They’re total revenue is only 4.3 billion. They need to QUADRUPLE their revenue to make NOTHING. And THEN earn another 1.4 billion in profit. Jesus fucking Christ. They’re going to tank the goal economy, or at minimum the US economy. We’re fucked.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI is trying to position themselves as "Too Big to Fail"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
The moment the leadership mentions that the government will be a backstop for them, let alone when they have and continue to accumulate such a MASSIVE debt and overreach that they will never deliver on, they should be immediately dissolved and their leadership criminally for fraud. Period.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I mean… if you want to clean up a bunch of salts you’re creating.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Yes, I know. And to maintain homeostasis, it has means to make adjustments to changes, like pH. Which means you can change the pH of some fluid in the body, and it will correct this change. We are not saying anything different.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Ok. Then they’re wrong. The human body’s overall pH can vary within to a small degree with little to no effect on your health, let alone kill you. Changing the pH in small amounts, particularly in different areas like the stomach, will not typically harm the body at all. The entire purpose of some medications like antacids is to do that specifically with the stomach, for example.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
You replied to me, dude. And I said me than one thing. Idk what the hell you’re claiming will kill you.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Hmm TIL
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

It absolutely will not. If it did, it would kill you.

Then what does that mean?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I was more of a physics nerd. Can’t say I’ve heard of such a thing.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
How would a negligible change in your stomach acidity kill you? What do you think tums do?
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I didnt say it would make a significant or even measurable difference. But it will technically drop your overall pH. If I drop any mass basic material in any volume of acidic material with which it can react, there will be some net change in acidity, even if negligible.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I believe the purpose is to reduce the overall acidity of your body, which it will do. Your stomach acid will compensate, but it loses acidic compounds in the process to do so. But mixing in other acids does negate at least some of the effectiveness.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
No, but it does reveal a distinct lack of understanding on her her part as to what these pseudoscientific health products even are that are supposedly doing things for her. Like saying “I always drink decaf coffee and pop a shot of 5 hour energy in the morning.” “I drink skim milk with a splash of double cream.” “I love honey on my keto toast.” Like, even if it’s not enough acidity to completely negate the alkalinity, it’s literally antithetical to the supposed goal.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
“Okay, yea, my nose is always bleeding, my heart is on the verge of exploding, and I am at constant risk of having a seizure at any time. But my dick is rock hard and I can cum like 10 times before I start bleeding from the chafing. Wanna fuck?”

Who recommends coke to help your sex life? What is this? 1988? My guy, no one needs that much sex. If you do, and you use coke to help you, you might have two addictions.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
9!? You think I can cum 9 times a day!? And apparently hit the egg every fucking time too? I don’t mean to question the conclusion because I think birth control should be both parties’ responsibility, but I think your premise reveals a distinct lack of grasp on biological reality. Why stop at 9? Why not 900? Really drive your point home! My dick is going to be useless after number 2 or 3 anyway.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monumentale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Concise readability is usually my goal. Like if I have 12 lines of code with a loop and some nested conditionals that takes a bit of thought to parse, it probably is better to move that to a function with a descriptive name like, “size, depth = get_directory_size_and_depth(filepath)”, that way the function name itself functions as it’s own comment/documentation, and, if you don’t really care about how the size and depth is aggregated, it abstracts that process onto one line of code that the reader can instantly understand without parsing anything. That goes doubly so when the function is generic like get_directory_size_and_depth(filepath) would be, and can be put in its own shared utilities file.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monumentale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I said function, not file. You can have 40 functions in one file.

⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monumentale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

def is_even(num:int) -> bool:
    if x < 0:
        x = x * (-1)
    if x == 0:
        return True
    elif x == 1:
        return False
    elif x == 2:
        return True
    elif x == 3:
        return False
    elif x == 4:
        return True
    elif x == 5:
        return False
    elif x == 6:
        return True
    elif x == 7:
        return False
# ...

⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monumentale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
When I was in my 101 comp sci classes, one of my professors would say, “A function is meant to do one thing. So if your function doesn’t fit on the monitor in it’s entirety, that is a good indication your function is probably too complicated and/or doing too many things. Either simplify it or break it down further.” And that’s a rule I usually try to live by with my professional work too. So, anyway… I want to see the 4000k monitor this guy is using.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I mean that is true of basically all structures and materials. It’s just the coastline problem. How long is the coastline? Depends on the level of precision you apply and the exact time you measure. Theoretically it is infinite if you keep getting more and more granular with it. That’s not helpful or meaningful for general purposes though.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
You misread what I was describing.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carrot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
That there carrot’s named Cletus.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
That’s not entirely true. We don’t have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra)
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Is “topologist” a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to “untie” seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?