DJDarren
@DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
- Comment on Hear me when I tell y'all 18 hours ago:
He was the absolute perfect casting choice for Lee Scorseby. It’s a shame the movie was dog shit and the studio killed the series, but I wouldn’t have blamed the BBC in the slightest if they’d approached him to reprose the role. Instead we we got Lin Manuel Miranda, who was fine. But he wasn’t Sam Elliott.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 3 days ago:
Mopping out Laszlo’s masturbatorium.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 3 days ago:
Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
- Comment on Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material 3 days ago:
I wonder if MAS can work through Mint, even if just to download the installer?
Might try it later.
- Comment on example of radical politics 1 week ago:
Actually, this is radical.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 2 weeks ago:
Are you a Batman villain, threatening to poison Gotham’s water supply.
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
One man…
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse
- Comment on Michael Gove gets lifetime seat in UK’s House of Lords 3 weeks ago:
I wonder if Michael Green or Corinne Stockheath will turn up to collect Shapps’ award?
- Comment on Movie reviews that had me laughing 3 weeks ago:
I still miss Roger.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 4 weeks ago:
Reid Hoffman can wake up at 4:30am and begin the important work of eating my entire arsehole.
- Comment on Clean butt 4 weeks ago:
It’s as easy as using two shells.
- Comment on Clean butt 4 weeks ago:
We’ve got one of those ones that attaches to a regular toilet, and I gotta say that it’s fucking wonderful.
However. The water pressure in our house can be kinda weird. Mostly it’s normal, but sometimes it’s like a jet washer for a few seconds. And those few seconds after you’ve first opened the bidet are like getting reamed out by a Karcher.
- Comment on Millions of Britons brace for across-the-board bill rises in ‘awful April’ 4 weeks ago:
The providers like money and are able to keep asking us for more.
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 weeks ago:
(The original image absutely is art)
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 weeks ago:
Is the original image art? Who’s to say.
But turn that image into a meme and it does become art. And that’s wonderful.
- Comment on ghibli posting 4 weeks ago:
This is why Miyazaki is so against AI. Man can’t handle the junk in the trunk.
- Comment on How You Doin? 5 weeks ago:
And the UK as a whole.
“Alright mate?”
“Yeah, you?”
"Yeah"
- fin.
- Comment on Dig this trench to protect your landlord's ability to gouge your decendants. 5 weeks ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 5 weeks ago:
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
- Comment on Enshittification 1 month ago:
You joke, but staring at the shitty LG LED TV I bought a year ago, I get mad at how much research we have to do these days just to make sure we get the best <PRODUCT> possible for the budget we have.
Not that long ago you could walk into a TV show room, pick the best one they had that you could afford and that was that. We’d have our brand preferences, but by and large we could buy a TV that would last us ten years.
Now, in order to stand a chance of getting five years out of a product we have to do weeks of research, scour a bunch of forums, mentally having to vet out replies that feel like they’re shill accounts. We have to become miniature experts in every field where we need to spend money, and it’s just fucking exhausting.
In my case, I was labouring under the belief that LG make really good TVs. Turns out they make really good OLED TVs, but their LED panels suck balls. So within nine months of buying this panel, the backlight has become patchy as shit, and now I’m having to go through the bullshit of returning it in order to get a better one.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 month ago:
The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 month ago:
He doesn’t have a dog house.
- Comment on I'll stop 1 month ago:
Or Alex Vance.
- Comment on I'll stop 1 month ago:
You mean JD Jones?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 month ago:
My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; “Depress clutch to start”
So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don’t know how to use it and it starts every time.
- Comment on Existential Comics promotes suicide 1 month ago:
If I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 2 months ago:
As someone who lives slightly north of the island in the middle of the south coast of this particular garbage patch; yes.
- Comment on Really bad advice 2 months ago:
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 2 months ago:
Marilyn Manson’s ‘Antichrist Superstar’ had 99 tracks. That confused the fuck out of me when I first put it in my player.
