DJDarren
@DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
- Comment on Do it 1 day ago:
One man…
- Comment on Do it 1 day ago:
Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse
- Comment on Michael Gove gets lifetime seat in UK’s House of Lords 3 days ago:
I wonder if Michael Green or Corinne Stockheath will turn up to collect Shapps’ award?
- Comment on Movie reviews that had me laughing 5 days ago:
I still miss Roger.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 1 week ago:
Reid Hoffman can wake up at 4:30am and begin the important work of eating my entire arsehole.
- Comment on Clean butt 1 week ago:
It’s as easy as using two shells.
- Comment on Clean butt 1 week ago:
We’ve got one of those ones that attaches to a regular toilet, and I gotta say that it’s fucking wonderful.
However. The water pressure in our house can be kinda weird. Mostly it’s normal, but sometimes it’s like a jet washer for a few seconds. And those few seconds after you’ve first opened the bidet are like getting reamed out by a Karcher.
- Comment on Millions of Britons brace for across-the-board bill rises in ‘awful April’ 1 week ago:
The providers like money and are able to keep asking us for more.
- Comment on ghibli posting 2 weeks ago:
(The original image absutely is art)
- Comment on ghibli posting 2 weeks ago:
Is the original image art? Who’s to say.
But turn that image into a meme and it does become art. And that’s wonderful.
- Comment on ghibli posting 2 weeks ago:
This is why Miyazaki is so against AI. Man can’t handle the junk in the trunk.
- Comment on How You Doin? 2 weeks ago:
And the UK as a whole.
“Alright mate?”
“Yeah, you?”
"Yeah"
- fin.
- Comment on Dig this trench to protect your landlord's ability to gouge your decendants. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 2 weeks ago:
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
- Comment on Enshittification 3 weeks ago:
You joke, but staring at the shitty LG LED TV I bought a year ago, I get mad at how much research we have to do these days just to make sure we get the best <PRODUCT> possible for the budget we have.
Not that long ago you could walk into a TV show room, pick the best one they had that you could afford and that was that. We’d have our brand preferences, but by and large we could buy a TV that would last us ten years.
Now, in order to stand a chance of getting five years out of a product we have to do weeks of research, scour a bunch of forums, mentally having to vet out replies that feel like they’re shill accounts. We have to become miniature experts in every field where we need to spend money, and it’s just fucking exhausting.
In my case, I was labouring under the belief that LG make really good TVs. Turns out they make really good OLED TVs, but their LED panels suck balls. So within nine months of buying this panel, the backlight has become patchy as shit, and now I’m having to go through the bullshit of returning it in order to get a better one.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 4 weeks ago:
The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 4 weeks ago:
He doesn’t have a dog house.
- Comment on I'll stop 5 weeks ago:
Or Alex Vance.
- Comment on I'll stop 5 weeks ago:
You mean JD Jones?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 5 weeks ago:
My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; “Depress clutch to start”
So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don’t know how to use it and it starts every time.
- Comment on Existential Comics promotes suicide 5 weeks ago:
If I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 1 month ago:
As someone who lives slightly north of the island in the middle of the south coast of this particular garbage patch; yes.
- Comment on Really bad advice 1 month ago:
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 1 month ago:
Marilyn Manson’s ‘Antichrist Superstar’ had 99 tracks. That confused the fuck out of me when I first put it in my player.
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 1 month ago:
I recently discovered Nicotine+. My iPod mini has never been happier.
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 1 month ago:
If it’s not fuckin’ Idris Elba then I don’t give a fuck. Bitch.
- Comment on Okay, this is getting out of hand 1 month ago:
Welcome to the Gulf of America. I love you.
- Comment on Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit 1 month ago:
There’s a tiny part of me that’s willing to allow that the people voting for him in 2016 just wanted to make their protests heard. Even though he was very, very clear who he is and what he stands for, people were struggling and made themselves heard in the shittiest possible way.
But the people who voted him in again, knowing exactly how it’s going to shake out could all drop dead at once and I wouldn’t shed a tear. Fuck every one of those cunts.
- Comment on Doctors after the CDC is defunded 2 months ago:
DOCTOR SPACEMAAAAN
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 2 months ago:
I’ve just gone from an iPhone 13 mini to a Pixel 9, and two weeks in I’m still amazed at how damn big it is. I still have the 13 and get a bit spun out when I pick it up.
It’s kinda sad that there are hardly any small phones anymore. I chose the 13 mini because I wanted a small phone that I wasn’t going to spend all day doomscrolling on, and that broadly worked well for me. This time I wanted a phone that runs GrapheneOS, and don’t need the expense of any pro models, so the Pixel 9 was it. And it’s huge.