DJDarren
@DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
- Comment on It happens.. 2 days ago:
I want Cersei to know it was me.
- Comment on Are you amused 4 days ago:
I am amused.
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 1 week ago:
And I mean to get there early enough to fellate my manager.
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 1 week ago:
I’ve been gifted a few old Samsung S3s for using in our workshop at work. They’re all the same model, but it turns out that one of them runs a different processor. So I’ve been able to put LineageOS on two of them, but the third refuses to unlock.
Meanwhile, I moved into the world of Android a few months ago after having iPhones since 2009. Within half an hour of taking delivery of my Pixel 9 it was running GrapheneOS.
Fuck Samsung.
- Comment on doctors 1 week ago:
This isn’t always true though, so obese people end up not receiving the care they should, because their dr couldn’t or wouldn’t see past their weight.
- Comment on The ones and zeros and tens 2 weeks ago:
Trump has the right to BoC.
- Comment on The ones and zeros and tens 2 weeks ago:
This is true, I was there.
- Comment on The ones and zeros and tens 2 weeks ago:
Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.
- Comment on Release the fear 2 weeks ago:
This one is my spirit animal.
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 2 weeks ago:
Set to search only file sizes of >320 and revel in limitless FLACs.
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 2 weeks ago:
Step 1. Download Kazaa Lite Step 2. Use Kazaa Lite to download Kazaa Step 3. Profit
- Comment on Hear me when I tell y'all 3 weeks ago:
He was the absolute perfect casting choice for Lee Scorseby. It’s a shame the movie was dog shit and the studio killed the series, but I wouldn’t have blamed the BBC in the slightest if they’d approached him to reprose the role. Instead we we got Lin Manuel Miranda, who was fine. But he wasn’t Sam Elliott.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 3 weeks ago:
Mopping out Laszlo’s masturbatorium.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 3 weeks ago:
Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.
- Comment on Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material 3 weeks ago:
I wonder if MAS can work through Mint, even if just to download the installer?
Might try it later.
- Comment on example of radical politics 4 weeks ago:
Actually, this is radical.
- Comment on Aussie Fauna 5 weeks ago:
Are you a Batman villain, threatening to poison Gotham’s water supply.
- Comment on Do it 1 month ago:
One man…
- Comment on Do it 1 month ago:
Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse
- Comment on Michael Gove gets lifetime seat in UK’s House of Lords 1 month ago:
I wonder if Michael Green or Corinne Stockheath will turn up to collect Shapps’ award?
- Comment on Movie reviews that had me laughing 1 month ago:
I still miss Roger.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 1 month ago:
Reid Hoffman can wake up at 4:30am and begin the important work of eating my entire arsehole.
- Comment on Clean butt 1 month ago:
It’s as easy as using two shells.
- Comment on Clean butt 1 month ago:
We’ve got one of those ones that attaches to a regular toilet, and I gotta say that it’s fucking wonderful.
However. The water pressure in our house can be kinda weird. Mostly it’s normal, but sometimes it’s like a jet washer for a few seconds. And those few seconds after you’ve first opened the bidet are like getting reamed out by a Karcher.
- Comment on Millions of Britons brace for across-the-board bill rises in ‘awful April’ 1 month ago:
The providers like money and are able to keep asking us for more.
- Comment on ghibli posting 1 month ago:
(The original image absutely is art)
- Comment on ghibli posting 1 month ago:
Is the original image art? Who’s to say.
But turn that image into a meme and it does become art. And that’s wonderful.
- Comment on ghibli posting 1 month ago:
This is why Miyazaki is so against AI. Man can’t handle the junk in the trunk.
- Comment on How You Doin? 1 month ago:
And the UK as a whole.
“Alright mate?”
“Yeah, you?”
"Yeah"
- fin.
- Comment on Dig this trench to protect your landlord's ability to gouge your decendants. 1 month ago:
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
