DJDarren
@DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
- Comment on Corporations are saving the planet! 5 days ago:
Yeah, I know, but that doesn’t lend itself to comments that get upvotes, and I’m a slag for it.
- Comment on Corporations are saving the planet! 6 days ago:
I end up dribbling because the lid gets in my way, but it’s fine because I’m helping to offset the pollution caused by a billionaire’s private jet.
- Comment on Worth a try. 6 days ago:
You have to keep applying it. It’ll happen.
- Comment on Aging is fun 1 week ago:
I’m 44 and am really quite sick of having to be aware of drinking enough water.
Until just a few short years ago I could just crack on and not think about it. If my mouth was dry as Gandhi’s flip flops, I’d have a drink, otherwise I wouldn’t think about it.
Now I start to feel like shit, and can’t figure out why, until I remember that i’ve only had a point of water today and could probably stand to drink some more.
It’s bullshit.
- Comment on Have you noticed 2 weeks ago:
I nootice you’re here for the sportsball
- Comment on Trump says UK is protected from tariffs ‘because I like them’ as trade deal is signed off 2 weeks ago:
It’s only because we’ve got a royal family and he likes the golf in Scotland.
- Comment on think the predator is badass 3 weeks ago:
To make it look cool it would have to be xXxTheChildPredatorxXx
- Comment on British photojournalist hit during Los Angeles protests to undergo emergency surgery 3 weeks ago:
If you were there he wouldn’t do or say a thing.
- Comment on British photojournalist hit during Los Angeles protests to undergo emergency surgery 3 weeks ago:
Top tier victim blaming, my friend.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
If you don’t give the dick a little suck, how can you really know how nice it is?
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn’t want to know.
Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
Also, HMU with Blue’s profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.
- Comment on They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right 4 weeks ago:
I showed this genuine masterpiece to my partner last night, and they were mystified as to why I found it so incredible.
- Comment on Am I too late to offer a nice Ed in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
And Eggy Van Halen.
- Comment on Special sampling opportunity 4 weeks ago:
And why does she look so unhappy about it?
- Comment on UK to build 12 nuclear submarines in preparation for potential war with Russia 4 weeks ago:
It’s a masterpiece.
- Comment on Am I too late to offer a nice Ed in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
Oh. Sorry.
- Comment on this is my hole! 4 weeks ago:
This should be hung in the Louvre. Fuck the Mona Lisa right off and get this up.
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- Comment on UK to build 12 nuclear submarines in preparation for potential war with Russia 4 weeks ago:
Was it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife…
- Comment on So close! 4 weeks ago:
Like a good, patriotic 'MERCAN
- Comment on lazy bones 5 weeks ago:
Same. Exactly the same.
- Comment on The world is falling apart! Send us your money! 5 weeks ago:
US politics is fucking mental.
- Comment on Where's your towel? 5 weeks ago:
OP is a frood who really knows where his towel is.
- Comment on It happens.. 1 month ago:
I want Cersei to know it was me.
- Comment on Are you amused 1 month ago:
I am amused.
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 1 month ago:
And I mean to get there early enough to fellate my manager.
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 1 month ago:
I’ve been gifted a few old Samsung S3s for using in our workshop at work. They’re all the same model, but it turns out that one of them runs a different processor. So I’ve been able to put LineageOS on two of them, but the third refuses to unlock.
Meanwhile, I moved into the world of Android a few months ago after having iPhones since 2009. Within half an hour of taking delivery of my Pixel 9 it was running GrapheneOS.
Fuck Samsung.
- Comment on doctors 1 month ago:
This isn’t always true though, so obese people end up not receiving the care they should, because their dr couldn’t or wouldn’t see past their weight.
