DJDarren
@DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
Just a guy standing in front of the internet asking it to please not
- Comment on I'll stop 6 days ago:
Or Alex Vance.
- Comment on I'll stop 6 days ago:
You mean JD Jones?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 1 week ago:
My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; “Depress clutch to start”
So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don’t know how to use it and it starts every time.
- Comment on Existential Comics promotes suicide 1 week ago:
If I can shoot rabbits Then I can shoot fascists
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 1 week ago:
As someone who lives slightly north of the island in the middle of the south coast of this particular garbage patch; yes.
- Comment on Really bad advice 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 2 weeks ago:
Marilyn Manson’s ‘Antichrist Superstar’ had 99 tracks. That confused the fuck out of me when I first put it in my player.
- Comment on I am from a different millenia 2 weeks ago:
I recently discovered Nicotine+. My iPod mini has never been happier.
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 2 weeks ago:
If it’s not fuckin’ Idris Elba then I don’t give a fuck. Bitch.
- Comment on Okay, this is getting out of hand 4 weeks ago:
Welcome to the Gulf of America. I love you.
- Comment on Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit 4 weeks ago:
There’s a tiny part of me that’s willing to allow that the people voting for him in 2016 just wanted to make their protests heard. Even though he was very, very clear who he is and what he stands for, people were struggling and made themselves heard in the shittiest possible way.
But the people who voted him in again, knowing exactly how it’s going to shake out could all drop dead at once and I wouldn’t shed a tear. Fuck every one of those cunts.
- Comment on Doctors after the CDC is defunded 4 weeks ago:
DOCTOR SPACEMAAAAN
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 4 weeks ago:
I’ve just gone from an iPhone 13 mini to a Pixel 9, and two weeks in I’m still amazed at how damn big it is. I still have the 13 and get a bit spun out when I pick it up.
It’s kinda sad that there are hardly any small phones anymore. I chose the 13 mini because I wanted a small phone that I wasn’t going to spend all day doomscrolling on, and that broadly worked well for me. This time I wanted a phone that runs GrapheneOS, and don’t need the expense of any pro models, so the Pixel 9 was it. And it’s huge.
- Comment on ****** 5 weeks ago:
Yesterday I watched a lad repeatedly mis-spell the word “Safety” and wonder why he couldn’t log in to the safety training hub we use at work.
He wasn’t typing fast, he just can’t spell.
- Comment on Too many young people find doing a day's work 'stressful', says Liz Kendall 5 weeks ago:
I am really fucking tired of soundbite politics, of people saying a thing to rally their voters without any nuance at all. I know why it happens and I know that it’s always happened, but I wish it wouldn’t.
Of course young people find a day’s work stressful. Entry level jobs are almost always shit. You go from the easy(ish) life of full time education, into a world where adults belittle you while giving you tasks that they don’t want to do. For this you’re paid a minimum wage that’s impossible to live on if you’re under 21, and damn near impossible if you’re over 21. You suddenly have to pay bills, and have to choose between having a social life and being functional.
While all of this is happening, you escape into social media where you see people your age apparently making bank just by fucking about online. So you spend your time daydreaming and resentful that you have to go to a place you don’t want to be at an hour you’re not used to.
And despite your efforts, condescending shitheads like Liz fucking Kendall are there to tell you that your feelings on the matter aren’t valid.
So yeah, I’d say it’s stressful.