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Correct Grindr Response

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Why?

      I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

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      • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

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    • LowtierComputer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those specs suck.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn’t launch until March 2009. And I don’t know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don’t remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean it’s from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s actually kind of sad.

      I remember doing a ton of stuff on my core 2 Duo iMac with 2gb ram.

      Sure, you won’t be playing cyberpunk, but it ran all the creative suite apps, a few games, and I did a ton of image editing, made movies, and did programming on it.

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      • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn’t want to know.

        Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.

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    • galoisghost@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or he’s just saying he’s an older gentleman

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      • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        A gentleman using a Core 2 Duo rig from a more civilised age.

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      • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Old enough to be someone’s father or grandfather

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This exchange is older than grindr

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    • illegible@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

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  • TinyLittlePuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

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    • ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t know what you guys are talking about?
      I’ve used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn’t supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

      Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

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      • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably the faulty nvidia die substrate issue. I’m amazed it lasted this long, most of those chips died long ago.

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      • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

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      • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pretty usable with that thing.

        Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

        So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

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      • lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How is that usable? My work laptop with win11 is at 8-10 GB after boot

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    • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3… Image

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺

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    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

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  • carl_dungeon@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless it’s circumference

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

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  • azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is implied

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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …what year is this???

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know you’re supposed to say size doesn’t matter and I don’t want to be mean, but really… 4GBs DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

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    • SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Considering the rest of his specs, it’s ridiculous overkill.

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      • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        True 😅

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    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🤏

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you telling me this post is fake?

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

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    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.

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  • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      otherwise I fell bad for my bro

      Not sure if you meant to write “feel”, but it is too late now.
      Maybe you should get in touch 😏

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what’s the radius of the balls?

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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Intel Okay off to a bad start. Core 2 Duo Ok boomer.

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the radius.

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    • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

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    • MacAttak8@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You may be right but I took it as 5 inches diameter.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The PC… 🤏

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    • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In its hay day I would have killed for that.

      P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

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  • iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no. 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Smell like server specs. Put Jellyfin on it haha

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      • iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What? No tons of desktop drives were this way too. I mean yes WD RE style drives were fantastic but WD black was always the way to go back in mechanical days. They were for desktop.

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pretty weak specs tbh.

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    • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.

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  • anachrohack@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And they say romance is dead

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hot.

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  • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When Protogens use Grindr

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  • Gorge@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy fucks.

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  • cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can strapolate his other stats based on these

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  • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also, HMU with Blue’s profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nerds be like:

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  • GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cut dick?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    MfT

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  • nucleative@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well they are sure gonna have fun with all this equipment

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