Tattorack

@Tattorack@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stolen! :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email came out of nowhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why must someone get fired? If this is a mistake, I’m perfectly fine with that person getting yelled at.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email came out of nowhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the top of the email:

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  This is the typeset of the game they’re promoting:

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  This looks like a monumentally stupid fuckup. Never attribute to malice that what can be easily attributed to stupidity, incompetence, or negligence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spyro™: A Realm Beyond | Cinematic Announce Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll be disappointed in me, but I prefer the New Beginnings trilogy with Elijah Wood much more. But weren’t the other games (before that in the PS1 continuity) also collectathons? But from what little they’ve shown, the new Spyro game will have a lot of flying and combat too, so it might end up not having what the original Spyro fans want either.

  We don’t talk about Skylanders. There is no Skylanders in Ba Sing Se.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spyro™: A Realm Beyond | Cinematic Announce Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but wasn’t that choice specifically made because the sequels after the Naught Dog trilogy were a complete directionless mess?

  Then Activision came along and turned Crash Bandicoot into a whole different kind of game.

  As far as Spyro goes, I’m not seeing anything about it being specifically ignoring everything after the PS1 trilogy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spyro™: A Realm Beyond | Cinematic Announce Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The PS1 era Spyro has had several games comes out after the initial trilogy continuity, even a specific game on the NDS (alongside the reboot trilogy games the NDS got).

  This new one would be more like… Spyro 7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a little moment of abusing an IRL exploit. Felt like victory when I finally had the box in front of me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Denmark, Telia got acquired by Norlys and was permanently changed to Norlys Mobile. To attract customers, they made a deal on their most expensive subscription plan, Norlys One, where you’ll get a 20% discount on a Nintendo Switch 2 with Mario Kart World.

  I have a friend who works for Telenor, another ISP and phone company. He has a friend who works in Norlys, and this guy discovered a major internal fuckup with the whole Nintendo Switch discount; instead of buying a subscription and getting a 20% discount, you’d just the Switch and game for 99 DKK.

  It was in the process of getting fixed the moment it was discovered, so my friend’s friend called my friend, and my friend called me, and stopped in the middle of my job to rush an order through. I didn’t expect it to work, it almost didn’t, but now I’m the proud owner of the cheapest acquired Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World bundle in history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a refurbished Steam Deck waaay back before prices got ballistic. Can emulate the Switch 1 quite fine.

  Also got a Switch 2 with Mario Kart World for 99 DKK (15 USD) last year (funny story about the price), but hardly use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It won’t be until it gets hacked. PC handhelds still have the benefit of being an open system, especially if you install Linux on them.

  And Valve has significantly more consumer friendly support than Nintendo, to the point of being tinker support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this is effecting everything and everyone, not just one or two companies.

  I could technically sell the parts of my computer today at a higher price than I bought them at because of all this bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if any studio can make a living RPG world it would be Warhorse. All I can say is “don’t fuck it up!”

  Originally Bethesda Game Studio was the one, but their last decent game was Skyrim. They seem to know that themselves too, as they keep finding reasons to re-release Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those tiny work laptops aren’t heavy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail math!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, don’t do math, kids. It’s not good for you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on Valve. Abolish the loot box. Set an example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony PlayStation Accounts Are Reportedly Being Hacked With Ease⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Again…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right now guys can’t afford either. XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snow White and the One Dwarf.

  1 Fast 1 Furious.

  V for Vandet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forza Horizon 6 immediately beats its predecessor's all-time Steam record with 130,000 concurrent players – and that's only counting people willing to pay $120 for early access⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or you could just pirate the leaked version.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascist lives don’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fuck them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I can’t afford to keep books! They take up a lot of space that requires large rooms with shelves and shit. I can’t even afford a decent apartment!

  What if I show you my Chinese e-reader with my digital collection of pirated books instead? You like Terry Pratchett?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. Where to install the textures on my Steam Deck was exactly what I was looking for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … … Fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bamboo is grass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wondered how a cinnamon forest would smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, hold up. In the picture, is that the actual size of that truck? Or has the size been exaggerated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon started hiding ratings for some products⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazon becoming like the Superstore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here in Denmark people believe in shared parenting, so both parents get leave. “Parental leave” as opposed to “maternal” or “paternal” leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat…

  Must be America again, because I’ve hardly seen this in Denmark, Sweden, Germany, the Netherlands, France, or Spain (all countries I’ve either visited for extended periods of time, or lived in for portions of my life).

  In my own family, however, I am the biggest brother, so they basically made me take care of a lot of the dirty tasks involving my siblings.