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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.

    What the kitten actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

    That product? The one named Liquid Death?

    Do you want to know what it was?

    It was a 12 back of 500ml bottled water

    This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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    • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

      And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

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      • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

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      • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.

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    • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Liquid Death isn’t bottled, it’s canned. They’re whole gimmick is “death to plastic” which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.

      Still, it’s a great product. They’ve eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍

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      • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!

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      • waitaminute@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.

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    • glups@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

      They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

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      • AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I normally am against outrageous branding, especially in the overly masculine or nationalistic area, but I think they are pretty solid. Good product, they lean right into the ridiculousness just enough for it to be a little comical, seem to have good messaging, and it’s just good. Expensive for what it is though.

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    • the_beber@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.

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      • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

        This you?

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      • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Delightfully devilish, Seymour

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.

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    • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.

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  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It says right on the package.

    High Vitamin D

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

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      • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.

        Better than expected too!

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.

      I like to call them “long nipples”.

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      • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?

        Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?

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      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …you know the majority of our species straight up eats other species.

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So do most other species.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.

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    • floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yet, incredibly delicious

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

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    • Iapetus@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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      • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        yes, as we’ve done for thousands of years.

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      • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Delicious

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  • tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PLEASE DRINK ME

    She nasty. I like it

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They milked the bulls for this…

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

    Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)

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    • Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Want a medal?

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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      • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just the right warmth

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      speak for yourself, pervert.

      that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.

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  • DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.

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  • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is high in crowtein.

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t get that on your skin!

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image of crow dancing as it walks along concrete wall

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.

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  • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.

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    • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nut milk comes from male cows.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    69 calories per cup…

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  • Maiq@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Soylent White?

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If this ain’t purple I’ll be disappointed.

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        grimace

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    • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Face from nick jr.?

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    • marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had

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      • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    High in Vitamin D…

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ick

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cows with Mad Cow Disease

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Delicious prions

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      • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Terrifying

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vitamin Dick

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      • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t seem to be getting my daily does. Where does one get a supply?

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to know what name came in second.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Daddy’s Milk”

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Milk from Diddy parties

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  • GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.

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