It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?
Please tell me
Submitted 18 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Iapetus@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 hours ago
Delicious
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the kitten actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 back of 500ml bottled water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Liquid Death isn’t bottled, it’s canned. They’re whole gimmick is “death to plastic” which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it’s a great product. They’ve eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍
waitaminute@midwest.social 12 hours ago
They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
mika_mika@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.
glups@piefed.social 18 hours ago
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
the_beber@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
Tattorack@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
db2@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
They milked the bulls for this…
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.
Better than expected too!
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?
Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats other species.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
So do most other species.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
protist@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Yet, incredibly delicious
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
PLEASE DRINK ME
She nasty. I like it
DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 11 hours ago
That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.
oo1@lemmings.world 12 hours ago
It is high in crowtein.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Don’t get that on your skin!
Maiq@lemy.lol 18 hours ago
Soylent White?
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Nut milk comes from male cows.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
High in Vitamin D…
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
MTK@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌