It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
Please tell me
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bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.
Better than expected too!
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?
Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats other species.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So do most other species.
protist@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yet, incredibly delicious
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?
Iapetus@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
yes, as we’ve done for thousands of years.
Denjin@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
Delicious
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
PLEASE DRINK ME
She nasty. I like it
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They milked the bulls for this…
MTK@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Just the right warmth
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
speak for yourself, pervert.
that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.
DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 5 weeks ago
That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.
oo1@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
It is high in crowtein.
AreaKode@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t get that on your skin!
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Nut milk comes from male cows.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maiq@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Soylent White?
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Face from nick jr.?
marzhall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
High in Vitamin D…
x4740N@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ick
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Cows with Mad Cow Disease
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.
x4740N@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Vitamin Dick
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I don’t seem to be getting my daily does. Where does one get a supply?
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I want to know what name came in second.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Daddy’s Milk”
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Milk from Diddy parties
GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the kitten actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 back of 500ml bottled water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Liquid Death isn’t bottled, it’s canned. They’re whole gimmick is “death to plastic” which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it’s a great product. They’ve eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Omg I haven’t had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
waitaminute@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.
glups@piefed.social 1 month ago
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I normally am against outrageous branding, especially in the overly masculine or nationalistic area, but I think they are pretty solid. Good product, they lean right into the ridiculousness just enough for it to be a little comical, seem to have good messaging, and it’s just good. Expensive for what it is though.
the_beber@feddit.org 1 month ago
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Image
This you?
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.