marzhall
@marzhall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Marriage 3 days ago:
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- Comment on Depluralize 1 week ago:
- Comment on Depluralize 1 week ago:
No Time To Dice
A 007 film without any high stakes casino action in it.
- Comment on When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, an emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances 1 week ago:
While I’ve never seen this, it’s worth noting that driving culture is pretty significantly different across the US even in the same state but different cities.
Merging in Philly? Bring your knife. Merging in Pittsburgh? They’ve already made room.
So it’s possible that this person at least sees more pleasant driving behavior wherever they’re at in the US.
- Comment on Lmao 1 month ago:
Fun fact worth noting: humans and octopodes split back when our shared bodyplan was effectively a worm who just got legs. Octopuses have been shown to be able to learn and memorize letters, patterns, their different keepers (e.g., spitting at one particular keeper they didn’t like), etc., and all the intelligence they’ve been demonstrated to learn evolved separately from humans.
So we’ve actually got two examples of “worm with newly-evolved legs” becoming pretty damn smart on Earth, not just one - which makes my bet more on the “if the biosphere got to worms with legs, there’s a lot of smart stuff there”
A thought a friend brings up often regarding not seeing aliens is that we just might be early.
- Comment on Biological Women 1 month ago:
One Two Three Four
I declare a thumb Women
- Comment on I agree to wear clothing 2 months ago:
wear a gown
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 3 months ago:
This is what I would refer to the extra big bags of cereal as when living with a friend and it was his turn to do grocery shopping.
“1x bachelor chow cinnamon crunch, 1x fruity pebbles.”
- Comment on Star Citizen is on course to reach $1 billion in player funding in 2026, and we still might not get to play its singleplayer campaign next year 4 months ago:
My friends were very excitedly talking about setting up a corp in this when it was first announced.
They wanted my buy-in, and I asked if I could be head of HR, to which they said “yes”.
So I bought it, created our corp, and performed my ideal goal: set up a corp recruitment posting called “entry-level Star Citizen player” which required 10+ years in Star Citizen.
We’re now at the point where I have to find my log-in and change that to 20+ for the joke to make sense again.
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 5 months ago:
Invertebrates? No. All out I invite you to meet the awesome [jumping spider(www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtlvZGmHYk), whose eyes are very especially needed set up to be forward-facing for depth perception for their jumps, and who hunt other spiders, as well as the wolf spider, who are also a hunting (as opposed to web) spider.
In fact, you can use the chart of spider eye layouts to pretty much identify whether you’re looking at a spider who builds webs and waits or a spider who hunts:
a drawing of different spider faces to their names
Anyone with two big forward-facing eyes is probably looking around for their next meal.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
Pomme d’terror
- Comment on We have one at home 5 months ago:
Oh dang, it was my media PC until 2017, when the switch took over its role, IIRC. Definitely got my money’s worth out of it even if there were no games lmao
- Comment on challenge 6 months ago:
Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 6 months ago:
So uh, what. You gonna hold onto that info and not share?
- Comment on negativity 7 months ago:
I’ll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it’s after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.
- Comment on What's your test for people? 7 months ago:
Huh, me mum was a waitress at one point and taught me to stack for politeness, I didn’t realize it was a preference thing. Now I’m not sure what to do.
I’ll still keep ordering the queso though, that shit’s delicious.
- Comment on So THAT'S where I parked my car! 8 months ago:
I heard if you trade a pokemon early that can use surf and strength and then push the car off the island when you get to the S. S. Anne a Mew appears
- Comment on 8 months ago:
Lmao I remember seeing this exact scene as a kid, thinking as he was talking “oh that sounds cool as fuck” and then only from how the scene played out realizing it was supposed to be a significantly boring concept
- Comment on Anon is Illiterate 10 months ago:
Not to mention they’ll finally understand all those “THIS IS MY HOLE” references!
- Comment on Please tell me 10 months ago:
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
- Comment on When you are really dumb and don't realize it 10 months ago:
You’ve got it with the second sentence, yep. Something is “on” something if it’s attached to it - so hanging upside-down from the ceiling counts, because it’s attached to it.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 10 months ago:
Be careful spending that much time there or maybe wear protection, I’ve heard that route is still a bit radioactive
- Comment on Fun new game 10 months ago:
Lmao, watched the musical this past weekend with visiting fam, would recommend
- Comment on Oh to go back... 11 months ago:
Oh that was just FSN, an actual filesystem browser for IRIX back in the day. You can install the port FSN if you want to browse your files as if they’re 3D objects on Linux today
- Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 11 months ago:
In case you didn’t see the trick further down the thread - you have to make sure to install the windows version of the game that runs with proton. Then you can connect to online matches. Installing the linux version is a trap; frankly, they should just delist it at this point.
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 11 months ago:
<3 u a real one
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 11 months ago:
Do me a favor, when you’ve got a minute, go by a Wawa and grab an Italian hoagie and enjoy it for me? I miss them every day, man. Gas pump ads, shitty gas station hoagies, it’s rough movin across the Sheetz/Wawa line
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 11 months ago:
Bothered me significantly in the will they/won’t they dynamic of The Office.
- Comment on That's a good question 11 months ago:
Y’ever think about how if Jesus died by a guillotine there’d be guillotines everywhere
- Comment on Anon misses the classic design 11 months ago:
Yeah youse just gotta tie a string to the pin
