As an actual 46 year old, I’m offended. Guess I’ll go yell at a cloud or something
I'm old
Submitted 4 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 months ago
45 this year, guess I’ll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.
madjo@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.
Also be careful when sleeping, you don’t want to injure your back
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You should tell those kids to get off your yard.
4grams@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro… not looking forward to this next one.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Math, not even once…
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Nah the math checks out… If you wait long enough.
kautau@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Except it has a timestamp. This is some QVC math
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
A_A@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused … which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I’m not clever.
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 4 months ago
A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as the will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through
Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!
It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE
A_A@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 4 months ago
I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.
FellowHuman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Since I’m born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
For those mathematicians saying “tHiS isN’T tRUe”: The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Big if true
enbyecho@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet “sources”. Do your research!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I know most social media can’t be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
marzhall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don’t put any effort into growing up
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 4 months ago
those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Jokes on you, I’m born even after 1900 and I’m still alive!
Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive…
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To be fair, we’re halfway through this decade and it’s been harder than 90’s, 00’s and 10’s combined.
Hupf@feddit.org 4 months ago
That tweet is going to age well.
jaschen@lemm.ee 4 months ago
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DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
This guy can mafs
casmael@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is
HoMaster@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Another testament of the American education system.
billwashere@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Math is hard
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
hi sink, I’m dad. Come in
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.
casmael@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
are you a g-gh-gh
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Ah, that explains it.
It’s not that I am feeling youg for my age, it’s all the young people feeling old. got it.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long
udon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Deep inside, we all know it’s true though
IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s amazing how everyone shits on Reddit bot content but then this makes the front page.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
how may i assist you
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Saving this to reshare in 2047
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Can’t tell if stupid or further shitposting
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Definitely stupid
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That ‘or’ is inclusive.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 months ago
Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?