jaschen
@jaschen@lemm.ee
- Comment on God is a dick. 2 days ago:
Hear me out. It doesn’t even matter that it’s 96 billion light-years away if you’re traveling at light speed. Because if you can travel at light speed, time would be better Frozen for you relative to earth time.
So if you’re in a spaceship traveling at light speed to your destination, it would feel like you gotten there in an instant.
- Comment on Proton 6 days ago:
A true American hero.
- Comment on Proton 6 days ago:
For those who are too young to know, this dude tried running for NY Governor. He had the best debates I have ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KzZ0YqLvo
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
Everytime the cashier flips the tablet over before a tip, they say a compliment. I always tip more than I usually do.
- Comment on i just wanna live 2 weeks ago:
When I first moved to Taiwan, I rented an Airbnb for 3.months to find my footing in the city.
One night I slipped into bed and felt the most painful bite I have ever felt in my life. My entire leg then proceeds to swell up and puss on the site where the centipede bit.
I would rather have the cockroach.
- Comment on The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit 3 weeks ago:
Ahoy!!
- Comment on The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit 3 weeks ago:
I had like 4 streaming services. My total savings like close to 80 bucks. Started with doing meme stocks and made a few bucks. Then moved to more stable investments. My ETFs and stocks are giving me 22% returns since I started.
I’m also still buying stocks every month. Mostly ETFs. JPEQ is my favorite.
While I don’t have yacht money, I now have boat money. I still pirate tho.
- Comment on The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit 3 weeks ago:
I started my financial success after pirating instead of paying subscriptions. Took that extra money and bought some random stocks.
- Comment on Taking huge cock is therapeutic 3 weeks ago:
The Japanese says she stuck it into her anus…
- Comment on Anon builds a new PC 4 weeks ago:
Maybe I’ll give that a try
- Comment on Anon builds a new PC 4 weeks ago:
Hey. I actually took a aircan and hosed it down and got another slot to recognize another stick! I have 16 now!!!
I still have 2x8gb sticks that doesn’t recognize, but at least the 16gb is much better.
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 4 weeks ago:
My IBM is still going strong.
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 4 weeks ago:
My computer is running Tiny11 and I get updates. Defender is turned on.
- Comment on Anon builds a new PC 4 weeks ago:
You just convinced me to get a newish motherboard lol thanks
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 4 weeks ago:
Some of us have older processors that is more powerful than some current gen processors yet Microsoft decided that it’s too old and won’t let you install it.
Tiny11 is a community driven OS. I have been using it for years and has never given me any problems. If your computer is not able to legitimately upgrade to Win11, you can either spend money to buy a newer computer or install Tiny11.
- Comment on Anon builds a new PC 4 weeks ago:
It helps when I run nothing besides the game and shut down all other processes.
The only real trouble I have is with beamng.drive
- Comment on Anon builds a new PC 4 weeks ago:
I have a 7 year old desktop PC that 3 of the memory slot is dead. So I can only run a 8gb single memory slot.
It has a GTX 2070 and I’m still able to run 90% of the games I want to play.
Forza 5, Split Fiction, BeamNG(this one is def maxing it out).
Maybe I’ll just buy a used motherboard, haha
- Comment on "You should probably just throw it away" 4 weeks ago:
For those who is not quite ready for Linux and don’t want to be left behind, you have options.
Do a search for Tiny11. It’s super lightweight and you can set what you want to share with MSFT.
Old machines can run as well.
- Comment on Foiled again 😩 5 weeks ago:
I have a buddy that has a above average penis and his wife has below average vagina. They barely have intercourse. They mostly do non intercourse stuff.
It actually pretty bad now that they want kids. They are considering IVF since it hurts too much for his wife.
- Comment on It's all good 5 weeks ago:
I want those EVs to crash so much that I can buy these cars for parts so I can electrify my 25 year old car.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 5 weeks ago:
Do not do this. American passports are the easiest to exchange for another countries citizenship, but one of the hardest to get.
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 5 weeks ago:
I have a thinkpad in the late 90s and it still boots up till this day. I added more memory and added an SSD and a fresh set of batteries. This shit just won’t die.
- Comment on wrong again 5 weeks ago:
Taiwan is a great country. The government prioritizes small businesses. There are big businesses, but the country is setup to handle small local businesses, not big business.
We are still a young democracy (since 1997) so it hasn’t been ruined by lobbyist and big corp.
- Comment on wrong again 1 month ago:
Moved to Taiwan during the first Trump presidency. I helped 3 other friends come here. The brain drain has been happening.
- Comment on Anon downloads a game 1 month ago:
I remembered back in the day, there was a virus where a small cat appeared on the screen and chase your mouse cursor. If it caught your mouse cursor, the computer would crash. It did no other damage. It was great fun.
- Comment on nets 1 month ago:
Fair.
- Comment on nets 1 month ago:
Checked the username, can confirm. Very annoying.
- Comment on I will never not laugh at this! 1 month ago:
That’s fucked up. Did someone throw a stick in front of him? Someone report him to me so I can shake his hand.
- Comment on It's my first life. First daying every day till the end of my days. 1 month ago:
I found myself a good boss that cared about people and asked him to be my mentor. So now I give zero shits at my work and I keep getting promoted because I don’t care anymore.
Everyone needs a good mentor. Either a parent or a boss or someone you inspire to be.
- Comment on Bluesky 1 month ago:
It just depends on the instance you’re on. The tankie instances, it’s gone.