ByteOnBikes
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- Comment on Why spend the money on them when a store team member will just relieve you by hand for free 1 day ago:
I was reading about how creepy some patients would be with female nurses and ask for help holding up their penis to pee or other gross shit.
And the solution was to either arrange the pervert to get more intrusive tests since they obviously can’t hold their own dick, or send in the Murses.
What I’m saying is you call staff, be ready if a sweaty beast of a person who smells of stale corn chips is ready to help you get off.
- Comment on Please give balls the appreciation they deserve 1 day ago:
I need one of those “where do you draw the line” memes but with the balls and penis
- Comment on Marvel Snap is banned, just like TikTok 2 days ago:
Here you go chief! And so the withdrawal begins!
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 19 comments
- Comment on They just had to one up the TikTok ban 2 days ago:
That particular one doesn’t have the same energy to it, especially one where the conversation is so heated.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
There was that other thread talking about Ubisoft games and how theyre putting a black samurai in there.
I wrote a comment about how ubisoft marketing is so controversial but then they deliver these milquetoast Ubisoft games.
I just imagine if Farcry 5 actually went the route of RDR2 and had some fucking balls. Instead of try to appeal to both sides.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
Oh we’re they saying these things like how much they hate Wokeness or something?
I thought this was an endorsement!
- Comment on Marvel Snap is banned, just like TikTok 2 days ago:
I see you never taken crack away from a fiend. It’s not what’s immediately lost, but the destruction along the way
- Comment on Nintendo stock falls after mixed reaction from Switch 2 announcement 2 days ago:
Will someone please think of the out-of-touch investors who do nothing but speculate and play with other people’s money?
- Comment on Marvel Snap is banned, just like TikTok 2 days ago:
Rumor mill is already spreading like wildfire.
Commenters are concerned about League of Legends and every other Chinese owned game studio without a US backer.
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- Comment on Marvel Snap is banned, just like TikTok 2 days ago:
I dunno about that.
There’s gonna be a bunch of angry Unstable 12yos uncertain what to do now that their gacha crack was torn away from them.
- Comment on Old woman smell 2 days ago:
TIL I’m a GILF.
- Comment on Old woman smell 3 days ago:
How did I get this ad? I don’t fit the profile.
- Submitted 3 days ago to memes@sopuli.xyz | 12 comments
- Comment on Anon picks up some food for his family 3 days ago:
Kee and Peele skit.
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 4 days ago:
If it helps, they also lock a lot of product, requiring employees to come and help customers directly.
eurweb.com/…/walgreens-theft-prevention-struggle/
It’s like they made their stores as hostile as possible to shop in.
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 4 days ago:
They just keep finding interesting ways to fail!
- Comment on They just don't understand 4 days ago:
Never owned a house, so for the past decade, I ran wiring up the side of stairs and to the side of walls.
Last year during the move, I’ve been too lazy and got wireless. Been fine for us! We’re also not playing anything that requires low ping or anything.
Once I own a house and can drill holes, I’m absolutely going back to wires.
- Comment on They just don't understand 4 days ago:
Incredible stuff! Cat6?
Been a dream project for years but when I first explored it a decade ago, cat6 was still new and expensive, and wasn’t recommended because “who needs internet that fast”.
- Comment on Anon's date has a third degree burn 4 days ago:
I’m trying to follow the logic here.
Skinny people don’t get burns? What?
- Comment on Anon's date has a third degree burn 4 days ago:
So cute.
Imagine the proposal. He gets on his knees, barfs blood. The words… “will you marry me?”
Her wound opens up.
“YES!!!”
They both hold hands in the hospital bed.
- Comment on Anon's date has a third degree burn 4 days ago:
Look at this guy who lives in a country where insurance companies can deny you services!
- Comment on After the catastrophe of Concord Sony is reportedly cancelling other projects including a God of War live service game 4 days ago:
Would be better if you can earn skibidi toilet emoji dances for Kratos
- Comment on After the catastrophe of Concord Sony is reportedly cancelling other projects including a God of War live service game 4 days ago:
While playing the single player masterpiece which was God of War, I absolutely thought: “The only way to make this game better is if I had the luxury of buying a battle pass to grind for seasonal cosmetics along with a dozen other people.” 🤤🤤🤤🤑
- After the catastrophe of Concord Sony is reportedly cancelling other projects including a God of War live service gamewww.pcgamer.com ↗Submitted 4 days ago to games@lemmy.world | 65 comments
- Submitted 4 days ago to workreform@lemmy.world | 107 comments
- Comment on 小红书 4 days ago:
Got a cold email? &hit them with that sweet chat gbt copy pasta!
Wait what? Can you give me more details?
Sorry I’m too American because I bend over and accept corporate penetration.
- Comment on I'm a fan 4 days ago:
I have a sun lamp and take pills to avoid SAD.
- Comment on Time to chop wood 4 days ago:
That’s correct! Not very common for dealerships to accept a credit card for the payment, even a down payment.
And I didn’t feel comfortable handing them cash directly.
I guess I could have given them my debit card. But giving them a check with a paper trail seemed more secure in my head. Uncertain if that’s true or not.
- Comment on Time to chop wood 4 days ago:
Well yeah. It’s when you shove your ✏️ into the magnetic tape so you can destroy it because it contained evidence of the time you pooped the bed and then tried to toss it out the window.
Now ✏️ and cassette are a different thing.
