I’m general I agree, but I draw the line at face tattoos. If you have face tattoos I assume you are dumb as sticks.
For all you inked people
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jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
havocpants@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I’ve seen people describe face and neck tattoos as the “everlasting job stopper”
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Depends on the job tbh. I couldn’t care less about a software developer with face tattoos even if I think less of their life choices.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 day ago
businessinsider.com/ethan-westbrooks-face-tattoo-…
tl,dr the man got a tattoo on his face because he knew that would disqualify him for any job except playing pro football.
yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I feel like face tattoos are judged too harshly at one point in time all tattoos were judged as harshly as face tattoos. All of it is arbitrary who cares if someone chose to get a tattoo on their face?
I wish people could do what they want to their bodies without judgment but I don’t see that ever happening.
freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
People change throughout their entire lives, and ideas that seemed effin’ cool when we were young and pretty, well, maybe they felt less cool as we sobered up and aged. I think most of us can relate to the feeling that once or twice, the younger version of ourselves sure was a goddamned idiot who made some dumbass decisions that made our future life twice as hard as it needed to be.
But yeah, nothing screams cool like a 50+ year old with face tattoos.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I would actually not care or measure that into my judgment. At one particular time in their life, this felt like a great idea to them. We didn’t live their life, we can’t know. It might even make up for a great story to tell.
And on top of that: I see no difference to make-up, except it’s permanent. Women paint their faces like they’re applying to Clowns college and noone bats an eye. A nice face-tattoo is just more plainly identifieable as paint than good good makeup.
Not talking about a swastika or other stupid messages of course. If you portrait stupid messages I’m forced to deduct you’re stupid.
boonhet@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The permanence IS the most important difference though. One requires you to knowingly make the decision you’ll have it on your face forever.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Make up not being permanent is a big reason why it’s perfectly OK to use it even if you look like a clown. I’m a dude and occasionally use make up at certain parties.
You seem to agree with me that face tattoos are a terrible idea, but you empathise with their idiot younger selves. I get it, and probably IRL I would not be so merciless. But I prefer that my kids know that face tattoos are a terrible idea even if some people will show them some sympathy.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I possibly would allow ones around the edges, and of course Maori face tattoos are fine; but otherwise, yeah.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
OK, fine. I will take face tattoos on a case by case basis but they’re walking on thin ice.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 day ago
and of course Maori face tattoos are fine
Why?
deathbird@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
It depends a lot on the tattoos though. Some tattoos show forethought and patience. Other tattoos show poor decision making. It really just depends.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
phx@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Yeah, I was thinking the same. It’s basically a visible representation of somebody’s thought process. It may indicate something important to them, something they’re passionate about, or just a point decision without due consideration for consequences.
People get tattoos that are extremely artistic and represent a significant investment in both time and money. Many get tattoos about something they have a passion for. Some to honor deceased loved ones. Some to represent their culture.
Others get a facial tat with prison symbols or to make themselves look like a lizard/devil, which I can only describe as a “look-at-me” tattoo. That may not be the type of personality you want working for you or even to hang out with…
sunbytes@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
“Shagger Mike’s Stag-do '14” above a penis with a top hat.
HR: “This guy’s exec material”
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
“Showing up on time” is the lowest possible bar, isn’t it?
I’m reminded of the Chris Rock bit about people bragging about “paying their bills” and “taking care of their family” as if it’s a huge accomplishment. These are just things you’re supposed to do!
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
“Showing up on time” is the lowest possible bar, isn’t it?
Recently I found an old school yearbook. My entry was written by someone who barely knew me. Said something about me showing up on time all the time. Now, I was like “holy shit that’s cringe, I don’t want that on my tombstone”.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 19 hours ago
Would you prefer “Was late to his own funeral”?
I think that’s what’ll be on mine.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Better than showing up on time some of the time.
arbitrary_sarcasm@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Do you happen to have a link to that video?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Years ago I was asked by a recruiter if I had any tattoos and piercings - I don’t, but told them I wasn’t interested in working for a client who’d let that get in the way of hiring the right people.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
I still laugh at recruiters who ask if I’m okay that the company has a dress code.
I laugh even harder if it’s a remote position.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
According to the Trump administration, the entire population within a specific range of millennials are gang members to the last.
OG Boomers and Silents are gang members, but they’re called lodges and esoteric societies, sometimes churches for tax reasons.
Remember that the primary efforts of Black Panthers and Hezbollah are community support (often cooperating with NGOs like Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders), we can expect that other terrorist organizations are similarly extremist.
bricklove@midwest.social 1 day ago
They’re also patient and willing to push through a bit of pain for a reward
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I’ve got no problem with tattoos generally, but certain specific tattoos are red flags.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
[deleted]BreadOven@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Thankfully no 88’s. I’m not familiar with the significance of 13, is it related to 1312? I just have the 1312 on the inside brim of a hat.
KMAMURI@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
With a decent tolerance for pain
filcuk@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
An important attribute for people looking to join IT support or retail
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The thing is, people can commit to different things. A classic saying in recovery is “If you put as much effort into your recovery as you did you addiction you would be on top of the world” or whatever. Would you walk 4 hours to make it to a job interview like you would to pick up heroin? etc
Someone might be really into adorning their body with art, but maybe wont show up to crunch data and smile at customers.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 day ago
Tattoos also apparently taste bad, so they are also good at risk management, as they’re avoiding cannibals
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
so they are also good at risk management, as they’re avoiding cannibals
Eh, I’d argue it’s actually the exact opposite of good risk management. They’ve spent a lot of time and money mitigating something that’s extremely unlikely to ever pose a problem. They should take a step back and reevaluate that risk matrix, maybe get a second opinion on it too.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 day ago
Mah man, that’s just what the cannibals want you to think! /j
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is that why sailors got tattows? xD
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 day ago
Becoming long pork is as valid reason as any I suppose hah
serious answer
I think a lot of it was for identification of bodies if they are otherwise disfigured in death :3… as well as other things like superstition, or marking important achievements ^^
Murvel@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Lmao. That drunk tattoo of a dick on your forearm truly speaks to your tardiness and responsibility.
Some level of impressive deduction right there.
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 day ago
If you mostly see people with those tattoos, that speaks more of your environment
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Last week I saw an East Asian guy with sleeves and neck. That hits different.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 day ago
yeah tattoo culture is really going through a massive shift. in 2010 no one in korea had tattoos, or if they did they kept them secret. the only ones with tattoos were involved in organized crime. if you took your shirt off at the bathhouse, people would get scared, that degree of discomfort.
now you go to korea in 2025 and you see young people with tats everywhere!
randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 22 hours ago
That description of 2010 Korea sounds like Japan, except it hasn’t changed in Japan as it did in Korea. Some public baths outright ban people with tattoos. Tattoos are still pretty much a taboo (pun intended) in Japan.
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
All I think is “oh, that person is either a tattoo artist (and friends with a bunch of them too), or good friends with one”. But thats just based off of my own experience, the people I know that are heavily inked are all tattoo artists or married to one.
Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
“Not where a judge can see”
KMAMURI@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This thread just solidifies why 'murica is in the position it is with a dictator at the helm running the country full speed into a massive ship killing iceberg.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What to you mean, “you people”
Chev@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It shows what made them who they are today without talking.
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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