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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeremy Renner Turned Down ‘Hawkeye’ Season 2 Because He Was Offered ‘Half’ His Season 1 Salary: ‘Did You Think I’m Only Half the Jeremy Because I Got Ran Over?’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That guy is a blessing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon struggles with a one day chip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people are insane and unfortunately it’s a little too common to allow them to stay in your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon struggles with a one day chip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weak kegels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeremy Renner Turned Down ‘Hawkeye’ Season 2 Because He Was Offered ‘Half’ His Season 1 Salary: ‘Did You Think I’m Only Half the Jeremy Because I Got Ran Over?’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Half a Jeremy is a quarter of a Jeremy Bearimy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cooked to a perfect crisp, you have nothing to worry about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gicho is a delicacy, you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Grammaticial voices.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fecalologist, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or try harder.

  Bubble boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's making the frickin frogs gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.

  You’re thinking of quartz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨floats away in disgust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan has been offline for over a week, and it's probably not coming back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First they came for the anons and I did not speak out, because I was not a degenerate white supremacist.

  Then they came for 9gaggers and I did not speak out, because I was not a asian nazi roleplayer.

  Then they came for the redditors and I did not speak out, because I did not think I was a self-righteous bigot.

  When they came for us feds (?), and there was no one left to speak for me. Except the website formerly known as Twitter, which would’ve been completely on board of they’d noticed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.

  Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
  Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft confuses me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They play ATM10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Entered the chat” is a stupid phrase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft confuses me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Minecraft gets even more confusing when your friend tells you he’s got to go fish for some bees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Before Christianty it was also a lot of “killing people is just really fucking cool, actually”, which even as an atheist I still admit was worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, just the one. They weren’t as confused back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hayden Christensen Teases Return To ‘Star Wars’ Universe In Darth Vader Role: “There’s A Lot Of Rich Stories We Could Still Tell”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thirty bad movies won’t erase three good movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Windows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows is largely an Indian product, jeets is racist against Indians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’ve got early onset dementia or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You talking about him, or am I branded fascist now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Floridian culture does not get the same respect, I’m guessing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thoroughly weird.

  That guy posts on ich_iel though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Christians are cannibals (they have a ritual), that’s why they don’t like tattoos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all you inked people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and of course Maori face tattoos are fine

  Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Houses with gardens are immoral, you should either commit to being a farmer, or live in a flat if you’ve got any sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woah, there's a cool little spider on my wall. I wonder what it's called?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the logo on his back not also have a supernatural badonkadonk?

  Massive branding fuckup. It’s like they don’t know to sell the viewer on the primary feature, like they don’t know what they’ve got or don’t want to sell us on what they’ve got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they meant the ones that explode or start burning in contact with water. Like Sodium.