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- Comment on He's just eccentric 3 hours ago:
Those packets are real nice sprinkled on bread rolls btw, also great in most kinds of stir fry / pan fry.
You should know if you have any of those real puffy pink ones, they’re particularly good.
- Comment on Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations. 4 hours ago:
This Rick Fuze is possibly the most pathetic creature I have ever heard of.
I can’t remember ever hearing of or witnessing anything quite this pointlessly mean spirited, weak, stupid, and regrettable.
I mean, when you attack a senior citizen, the best outcome as far as I’m concerned is obviously that the attacker loses. But for it to have actually happened, and in circumstances like this? Absolutely incredible.
- Comment on The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans 10 hours ago:
Next war plan is going to happen in an X thread. They’re gonna @ eachother about seizing Toronto and nuking Vancouver.
They’ll launch the nuke from a submarine, They’ll trigger their own warning system, they’ll panic, they’ll think it’s a Japanese nuke, they’ll launch retaliatory strikes, the Philippines will be unrecognizable.
The Toronto invasion force won’t have crossed the border before the entire admin is in bunkers and not communicating. They’ll be an army on standby to invade an ally, and they’ll hear the admin atomically spooked itself into giving China their sea claims in the worst way, a way nobody is happy with.
Democrats will respond by suggesting that other Democrats should consider launching an investigation on an accelerated timeline, with only 3 short months (~0.903 Metric months) to be completed brought before a committee hearing that already has three notices that members will be absent, unable to attend due to family functions and vacation plans.
Streaming revenues will be stable, Call of Duty MAUs will not fluctuate notably, Starbucks will close 8 locations, most celebrities will be done tweeting/blueskying about how it’s fucked up. JD Vance will call someone the N word on live TV to thunderous applause.
- Comment on ARMADILL-NO 1 day ago:
Is that device meant to alleviate SDS symptoms at all? I’d be interested to see any studies on it if there are any, if you could tell me what it’s called or point me to the research it would be much appreciated.
We’re looking at all the options we can for our severely SDS afflicted SIC.
- Comment on ARMADILL-NO 1 day ago:
COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS - Comment on Depart, men of education. 1 day ago:
It’s pretty likely they’ve heard of it as a niche option, as a forgettable factoid years ago.
Then they may also have learned it’s a very small platform and something about decentralization.
if they went to sign up regardless, it seems likely they didn’t end up picking an instance. (Possibly having left the page open, briefly looked up Mastodon instances and read a few sentences, then moved on to something else.)
Now that they wouldn’t have had to pick an instance, they’ve long forgotten about it, maybe you could get them to try the normalized sign up process.
But anyone who knows anything about people knew from the start that Mastodon wasn’t really even aiming for successful growth. Of course the instances were gonna be a roadblock.
- Comment on Depart, men of education. 1 day ago:
Of course.
I’ll mention you probably missed the Depart men(t) of Education wordplay in the title.
- Comment on World travelers 2 days ago:
Please, no! Coconuts don’t fit up there!
- Comment on Welp. 1 week ago:
Why would Anericans feel emotional damage from this? They have freedom to be Christian, and self reliant, and proud.
- Comment on Anon is a reader 1 week ago:
The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.
I had expected it but was still disappointed.
- Comment on Anon is a reader 1 week ago:
Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.
- Comment on Anon judges books by their covers 1 week ago:
So one of your favorite topics is the man, the myth, the musk, Elon Musk.
- Comment on Anon judges books by their covers 1 week ago:
So no judging, just gauging. Got it.
I’m gonna call my judging gauging then.
- Comment on Anon judges books by their covers 1 week ago:
…oh my god it’s a fat white guy with gas station sunglasses and cargo shorts…
“Hi asshole, what can I help you with today?”
- Comment on Anon fixes their games 2 weeks ago:
Alt: F4
Launch: Balatro - Comment on answer me, gregory 2 weeks ago:
2070 certainly will be.
- Comment on tig ol bitties 2 weeks ago:
We, the titty creatures of breastspace, approve
- Comment on The past 18 months have seen the most rapid change in human written communication ever 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been picky about what I read ever since human written slop seemed to peak in the late 2010’s, articles written by humans to appeal to search engines are almost just as worthless as AI slop.
- Comment on mass 3 weeks ago:
If the hole it’s cut, then yes. But there are other ways to make donuts.
- Comment on modern psychiatry be like 3 weeks ago:
I figured it out.
Autism causes Nvidia/AMD which causes exoplanets.
- Comment on modern psychiatry be like 3 weeks ago:
This is technically sort of a little correct.
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 3 weeks ago:
What’s Cornwall? Long Island?
- Comment on Anon encounters magic 3 weeks ago:
🎶 Lonely… 😭 🎶
🎶 Anon is lonelyy 🎶
🎶 He has nobodyyy 🎶
🎶 For his ooooown 🎶 - Comment on Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym 3 weeks ago:
All natural.
- Comment on Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym 3 weeks ago:
Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 3 weeks ago:
ChatGPT will be drawing conclusions from the data like “Subject is likely a tipthumbing twister (86.436% confidence) with content dependent high frequency intervals (94.738% confidence)”
It’ll analyze things like minor mouse movements, microphone audio, and use that wifi radar trick.
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 3 weeks ago:
Oxford Creole
- Comment on Anon investigates a random goth girl 4 weeks ago:
While we agree, I want to clarify this:
Lemmy groups only have, using this group as an example, 3.1k users/day
That still means this platform is clearly not anywhere near challenging the big ones, and therefore not really having a big impact on improving the internet the way I want it to. I am especially annoyed by the idiots who want to keep Lemmy small.
On a personal level, 10 is a small crowd and three thousand is a lot of people. But when talking about platforms and impact, it’s not much at all.
- Comment on Anon investigates a random goth girl 4 weeks ago:
There’s a difference between none and some.
She gets some attention, not much, but some.
We call it nothing at all, even if it’s not nothing. It’s obvious why we do it, it’s the absence of respect. But we are technically wrong.
- Comment on I love the future. 4 weeks ago:
Equal length.