MEGA PENGUIN

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• AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.

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  • ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wenk wenk wenk!

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• JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Based on that description, that dude on the right is a tall fella.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      mega penguin

      MAGA penguin

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk

    The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ?!

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only pingwings, no penguins.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I could take him

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Of course, he is 6’7 after all.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But her dress is actually blue.

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• Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  it’s just a dude in a costume

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about Gigapenguin?

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• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?

  youtu.be/6eC6ITjVf28

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.

    Penguins are the Linux mascot.

    sudo sounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).

    Sudo penguin. Heh.

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    • gwilikers@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jesus, who says ‘sud-Oh.’

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• mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Palaeeudyptes klekowskii

  -or-

  The Big Klekowskii

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb

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    • mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

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    • mendiCAN@hexbear.net ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      <—soulless

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• Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Strong lovecraftiant vibes here.

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  • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, somebody didn’t read their At the Mountains of Madness.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Those were albino iirc.

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    • Engywuck@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, and 6 ft. tall

      lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Albino_penguin

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want this as my next album cover.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Walugi’s fursona.

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Still can’t fly, pathetic

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  • ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, can you?

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    • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, but I’m not a bird 😎

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    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3

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• TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I want one! Gimme!

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• SoyViking@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  RETVRN!

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• Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the human urge to eat literally anything except plants

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce

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    • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.

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    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was really sad to heat this penguins look tasty.

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