swab148

@swab148@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

  I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks angry Italian chef, we're saved!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Breakfast is wild at Angry Italian Chef’s house

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like an album cover lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEGA PENGUIN⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jenna Fischer Says the Later Seasons of ‘The Office’ Are ‘Really Good’ Despite ‘Belief’ that the Show Was ‘Treading Water’ After Steve Carell’s Exit: ‘There Were Still These Amazing Storylines’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She was good as Donna in Dr. Who

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where's your towel?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very ravenous, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you could still pet them, they’d just be shitting uncontrollably while you do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a Ramen card in Balatro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monty Python predicted social media⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t argument, it’s just contradiction!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:)>⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explains crossfit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cyclical fashion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your fault for not getting me that pizza⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya gotta give!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What level of interest do you have in "empire building" location based games?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pokémon Go Fuck Yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many posers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  THE DAY I STOP CRANKIN’ MY HOG IS THE DAY SAINT PETER STARTS CRANKIN’ IT FOR ME AROOOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, but I go with 16.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet exactly the same⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Memes are bloat, return to “jokes”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People named “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stellar Blade for PC launches June 11 alongside Complete Edition⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New picture for Superman 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, there is a dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's deep man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Swim or fall off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's deep man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like something you’d see on !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay on the path.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  President Mudcrab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Twinkpad (first post)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You like looking at stats, don’t you? You’re a stat-looker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did I get so old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  -vvvvv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite poker hand in Balatro?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a flush, switch to high card kinda guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lesbian Sisyphus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨longiboie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sick guitar riff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neutronium would like a word.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oldie but a goodie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Heck yeah man, I wish they made Spiderman socks in my size!