swab148

@swab148@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Twinkpad (first post)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You like looking at stats, don’t you? You’re a stat-looker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did I get so old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  -vvvvv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite poker hand in Balatro?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a flush, switch to high card kinda guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lesbian Sisyphus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨longiboie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sick guitar riff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neutronium would like a word.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oldie but a goodie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heck yeah man, I wish they made Spiderman socks in my size!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those Iron Man socks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i r o n o x i d e⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, it’s lit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, my package manager is called pacman and it looks like Pac-Man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I like pacman more than apt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like pacman with the ILoveCandy config lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, you don’t have to update every day like I do, it’s a good idea to do it once every quarter since Arch updates it’s keyring around then. My sister runs Endeavour and she hardly ever updates lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you do you, but I do plenty of actual work on my Arch machine. I’ve been working on an album, which involves not just the recording, mixing, and mastering, but also there’s a bunch of paperwork involved in the business side of things, not to mention stuff like album art. I game on it as well, but saying Arch isn’t good for work is just ludicrous. It’s a DIY distro, you get what you put in. A few basic steps can keep Arch just as stable as anything else.

  That said, my server is a Debian machine, but that’s because my services don’t need up to date packages, and I just wanted something I could stick in a corner and forget about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not time for your point release yet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard to go back to Debian after you’ve tasted that sweet sweet rolling release

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, flared based, go for it I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe put a condom on it first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else are they hiding from us?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I don't know if she's trying to give me a signal or if I'm just reading too much into it [Day 118]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe she’s Canadian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are lots of 4chan forks, which is itself a fork of iichan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luv me mushy peas, simple as

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the “official” remake, though not done by Bethesda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a large hook the size of a small hook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Velvet Spider⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s W̷̨̡̛̹̪̞̼̗̗͔̘̟̘̮̠͎̹̌̊̋̈́̃̄̿̑͊̑͋͐̾̽̓̒͆͂͑̒̆͌͊̔́́͑͑̆͂͋͑̾͒̈́̈́͒̽̓̀̇̄̔̽͊͌́̄͊̏̽̑̓̄̃̿̈̇̔̊̃̎͆̐̇̑̀͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ę̴̧̨̡̛̛̛̹̝͔͔̩̰͈̰͓͙̤͓̮͎̞͓̘͓̞̰̞͎̱͉͉̰̼̗̠̬̜̰̼̬̟̺̳͖̝͓̦͓̫͉̻̗̺̺̭̺̮̗͌̃̆̀̒̍͗̀̈́̉͌̑̈́̀̐̅̅̉͒̈́̑̓̋͌̀̅̉̌̎̅̈́̑̉́́̆͐̈͗̆͆́̅̒̈̌̔̂̐͆̀̊̈́͋̈́̋́̒̓̏͗̋͌̆̄̑̀̂͘̕̚͘͘͜͠͠d̵̢̢̡̨̢̧̢̢̩̞͍͕̬̲͓̥̹̮̠͉͔̤̣͔̝̖̖̝̖͚͓͓̖̖̞̦̗̯͚̻̙̰͚̳͚̖̰͙͉̟͆̇̂͒̇́͒̃̉́̃́͆͗̄̂̌͊̍͜͠͝͝n̶̢̨̛̛̛͎̙̰̼͕͈̞͙̟̮̹͊̓͌̉̽̈́̑̀̐̏̆̿͒̇̐̀́̆͗̊̾͒̑̌͒̀̈̅̇̄̆͒͌̀̓̈́͊̏̑̈́̋͒͗͒̀̇͒̏͂̔̌̋̿̿̎̈́̔́̑̚̚̕̚͘̕͠͝͝͝ͅȩ̴̡̨̡̨̧̛̻̻̭͚̝̮̠͎͙̳̲̼͇̱̲̪͔̲̻̻̮̻͍̻̜̤͚͓͎̭̠̮̠̻̻̫͖̖͎̜̣̩̫̻͙̲͉̥̘̫̘̗͓̫͚̝̺̞̼̜͕̦̹̱̭̘̱̼̠̬̜͗̿̊̇̍̔̉͋̔̐͐̉́̈́̊̈̉̔̇́̉̇̍͗̐̇͗̏̃̈̓̓̈́̄̃̀̈́̐̿̌̋̊̿̓͋͗́̾̐̔̂͛̈́̉͐̀͂͑̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅş̸̡̨̧̡̧̡̡̛̰̰̬̞͙̼̞̘̠̼͉̦̯͈̼͎̮̪̖̺̟̫͚̣̠̰͔̞̰̩̟̭̹͎̟̘̼̼̖̲̖̜̭͕͕́̊͌͗͂̂̀̌͗̊̆̒̈͊̈́́̀̀̔͆̈̋͘͘̕͜͜͜͝ḑ̸̢̢̡̨̨̡̭̮̗͓̗̯͔̙̖̫̙̪͇̞͔͙̖͈͎̩̼̻̰̖͍͓͙͖̙̦̗̭͈̼̝̳͇̲̻̱̯̑͛̍̅͗̀͒̎̾̈̿̏̍̑̈̒̿̽͗͆̕ͅą̸̢̧̧̢̧̡̧̛̙̘̤̱̠͉͎͇̞͔͈̭͍͚̹̤͎͇̞͓͍̣̟͉̘͙̼̰̦̟̯̮̦̮͔̙̬͔̰̮̳̖͖̦̘͆͊͒̑̅͌̽͆͌̌̇̈́̇̉͒̑̓́̓́̒̔͛́̀͒͗̓̃͗̒̀̉̽̒͊́̿̑̇̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅý̸̢̧̧̛̫̳̪̦̹͙͉͇̣̼͔̯͎͉̙͔͍̞͕̰̖͎̭̩͓̬̦͇͈͇̞̗̯̏͂̄͗̎̅̈̅͐̕͜͜͝ my dudes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can still get a drink, just not an alcoholic one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a new video game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard it phrased this way, but from context I’m guessing it’s the difference between big bosses that have arbitrarily high HP, or if the game mechanics themselves are difficult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT. HIM. BACK.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slicked-back hair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whitey’s gotta pay