Your fault for not getting me that pizza

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You wear those when you want to inconspicuously piss your pants

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  • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ya gotta give!

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• brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro either managed to un-piss himself or has pissed dryness

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  • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My penis is a hair dryer, AMA.

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• vodka@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The pee stored in his balls leaked out

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Failing upward. They’re just dripping with management potential.

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• jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s got nothing to do with piss!

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