Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on They're perfect 1 day ago:
I admire your ability to walk the razor’s edge between ambition and hubris.
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 4 days ago:
What did I just watch?
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 6 days ago:
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
I thought an ax was just a deformed torus.
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
I’m laughing imagining someone trying to eat hot soup from one.
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
Thanks!
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
All spoons are food shovels
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
Trapezoid. It leaves spaces on either side of the square lasagne for wasabi and maple syrup.
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
If you’re making lasagne from scratch, it can definitely be round. It’s pretty much just a savory pasta cake.
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 week ago:
Just for that, I’m putting soup into a bowl like this:
And so we’re on the same page, yes, I know a circular cross-section would hold more soup without requiring more surface area and therefore material. I’m doing it anyway.
Don’t even get me started on tesselation, space-filling and logistics, because I will make a bowl that constitutes an entire FTL shipment on It’s own, but somehow also only holds a single serving of soup.
Before you start whining about that, you should know, that while I don’t prefer it, I am fully willing to resort to non-euclidean geometries, too, so help me God.
You could have just left me to my little square soup bowl, but here we are. Perhaps peace was never an option.
- Comment on Yeah it was a ritual 1 week ago:
- Comment on Utopia 1 week ago:
- Comment on Baby teeth 2 weeks ago:
Either that or they’re keeping her well fed with a supply of bivalve mollusks.
- Comment on What do I do? 2 weeks ago:
“BE NOT AFR-- is that whole grain, seeded pumpernickel?!” [Munching noises]
- Comment on Greenland should start utilizing these mfs! 2 weeks ago:
Panserbjørn
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 2 weeks ago:
It still wouldn’t be the weirdest or worst part of that film. Off topic, but I’m convinced the movie is the dramatization of the narrative that Wonka presented to his company lawyers. For half of that stuff to exist and work as it does, there’s got to be a real horror story running behind the scenes.
- Comment on Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Water time 2 weeks ago:
It would be better not to use plastic at all, yeah. They definitely leach plasticizers from the polymer into the water, even if they’re BPA free. My standard bottle is stainless steel. I’ve heard good arguments for glass, but it’s too fragile for me. Aluminum bottles usually have a plastic liner. Nothing is perfect. I just try to limit waste and reduce harm.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 3 weeks ago:
It sounds like you have a level of understanding beyond me. I just have have browser ad blocking.
- Comment on Anon has his special day 3 weeks ago:
Every single day?! Have you tried more red meat, dairy, processed grains, cheese, saturated fats etc?
- Comment on Anon has his special day 3 weeks ago:
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
- Comment on Anon has his special day 3 weeks ago:
It’s also pretty unrealistic, just biologically/medically. Most people need to have their poop day once per month, if not once per week.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 3 weeks ago:
That makes sense. Firefox has some good extensions, if you just want it browser-based on your phone, and f-droid has some whole-phone options. Just FYI in case you’re able to take advantage of one now or at some point in the future.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 3 weeks ago:
No criticism, just curious: why no ad block for the phone?
- Comment on Water time 3 weeks ago:
They really should just be water dispensers so people can fill a reusable bottle or cup. Water is such a basic, universal need that it should be readily available at all facilities that are open to the public. That’s generally the case, but I’d go a step further and argue that there should be a clearly marked water dispenser within an arms reach of each bottled water display. I buy bottled water sometimes, but it’s because I forgot my bottle. I use the new one as a temporary one.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 3 weeks ago:
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 3 weeks ago:
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 3 weeks ago:
I think you’re just describing Black Friday.
