Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 14 hours ago:
You and I are friends now, because I would 100% wear an ancient kilt or something similar almost every single day.
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 day ago:
I might need some advice. Let me preface this by saying the cylinder must not be harmed…
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 day ago:
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- Comment on The ultimate "flex" 6 days ago:
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 week ago:
This must be how the Jurassic Park Scientists felt when they first realized what was possible.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 week ago:
Man, I hate it when that happens.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 week ago:
I wish I could give you gold for this, but all I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.
Also, there are bars on which’s jukebox one can play Weird Al’s eleven-ish-minute song, “Albuquerque.” Not everyone will appreciate it, so you probably shouldn’t. I just wanted you to know that you can.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 week ago:
It has some strong David Lynch vibes. We’re presented with a pretty mundane situation. Then, the events of the story slowly chip away at the familiar elements of the environment, revealing it to be a facade until we’re left staring at the ever-growing gap between individual perception and empirical, objective reality, calling into question various ontological and epistemological assumptions. It’s like staring at a photograph until we can see it as the cloud of particles that it is and then realizing that it’s always been that way. The intensely surreal feeling reveals itself to be the process of the mind resolving cognitive dissonance while accepting the infinite and stochastic nature of the physical universe. A game, a mislead, a piss beaker, and a bus. These elements changed us as we changed them by perceiving them, and then, life goes on.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 week ago:
If you’re not published, you should be.
- Comment on Anon finds a glitch 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon finds a glitch 1 week ago:
Poe’s Law
- Comment on So Deep 1 week ago:
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- Comment on What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet? 1 week ago:
Nah, get some topsider shoes or penny loafers, khaki shorts, woven leather belt, a golf shirt and some aviator sunglasses. Then load that bad boy up with any and all cards you can find. Stuff it until the calfskin is warped and about ready to burst. Then shove it in your back pocket and sit on it for several decades. Ignore any contrary advice from orthopedics.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 week ago:
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
- Comment on Hot dog / veggie dog 1 week ago:
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 2 weeks ago:
Honestly, if we could convince enough people that the second amendment had a typo, and that they really meant, “the right to bare arms,” as in flannel shirts with the arms cut off, e.g. this:
I think we could make a lot of progress with compromise and unification.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 2 weeks ago:
Yes, Officer, this post right here.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 2 weeks ago:
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbor’s dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, “Tally ho lads” the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Imagine having to do all that in the nude. It would get silly rather quickly.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 2 weeks ago:
This post is a snooze-fest and I’m with it all the way.
- Comment on what exactly are they teaching in schools? 2 weeks ago:
Plot twist: he had just married his stepmother
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 2 weeks ago:
I would watch a Siberian version in which Christopher Robin is Sakha and Eeyore is a bison.
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 2 weeks ago:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
- Comment on 50ohm goes brrrrrr 2 weeks ago:
Thanks. That puts me on the right track.
- Comment on 50ohm goes brrrrrr 2 weeks ago:
I get the reference to the original meme. I don’t understand the EM spectrum component, though.
- Comment on Yet everyone swears they existed 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget sending slightly more Americans to die in Iraq while killing an order of magnitude more Iraqis over such 9/11-related reasons as [mumbling] and [incomprehensible].
- Comment on i feel like a voyeur 2 weeks ago:
