Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on 10 hours ago:
TFW there’s an Armored Mewtwo in oncoming traffic.
- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 week ago:
His outbursts do seem to reveal some of the nature and extent of the propaganda fed to him by his entourage. I imagine a lot of it is just classic fascist handbook stuff, the very things Orwell, Huxley, Atwood, etc. wrote about.
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- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 week ago:
Thanks for the feedback. I’ll work on steering posts toward relevant communities.
- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 week ago:
It’s gonna be a while. The rump roast alone is going to take forever.
- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 week ago:
Yeah or do a side by side treadmill stress test.
- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 week ago:
That’s what he said!
(This is a reference to the Bubba email)
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- Comment on New Year? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on I fuckin paid for those 3 weeks ago:
Thanks, that was hilarious! I love the part where he takes the bottle straight out of the vending machine.
- Comment on I fuckin paid for those 3 weeks ago:
Never had this happen to me, but maybe it’s because I lean over the plate with my arms around it like a greedy dragon, teeth bared, daring anyone to try something.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I like to fit a full portion of hot garbage in there too 4 weeks ago:
Still, I love this about the web, and Lemmy in particular. The free exchange of relevant knowledge.
- Comment on I like to fit a full portion of hot garbage in there too 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on They really love me 5 weeks ago:
With consumer protections and various other individual liberties being rolled back, I don’t think this meme goes far enough.
“Honk if you agree to the terms and conditions of the agreement linked with this QR code.” Might be a more profitable strategy going forward. Make the honking party agree to provide contract labor at minimum wage. Sell that labor to a third party for closer to the market rate for whatever their skill set is. Include an arbitration agreement. Profit.
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
I had never heard of that tactic. Thanks for sharing. I’ll be looking for IRL examples now.
Nixon should have started a hobby in hydraulic engineering specializing in the design and production of water gates, specifically for the Potomac River, including one near that hotel/office/apartment complex that’s name I forget.
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
Wow, thanks for doing the research! Did you find anything especially interesting?
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
Always has been 🔫
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
And just to rub salt into the wound, someone created a clothing store named after the political corruption imposed on those countries to accomplish this: Banana Republic.
I can’t think of what an equivalent would be in terms of offensive marketing, Starving Irish brand potatoes? A Saudi demolition company named after September 11th? A clothing store inspired by antebellum southern US clothes? I guess some companies still use imagery of indigenous people for tobacco products. That seems like it’s in the same vein.
Generally, I try to focus on how beautiful life can be, but damn if there isn’t a crowd trying to make it ugly for others.
- Comment on …and I’m a bad boy for breaking a fart 1 month ago:
And I’m SEA! Sea brawlin’.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 month ago:
Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.
- Comment on Was the fall of Rome this stupid? 1 month ago:
What’s that on the crazy-town-banana-pants scale?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Figglebottom looks like he’s the alpha and the omega male. Both the primal and the ultimate paragon of masculinity. An example of the ephemeral singularity and the eternal ubiquity, the foundation and the zenith.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 month ago:
Objection, it’s not a spork (it also has a knife edge), but assuming this gets overruled, I affirm my threat to use the unholy, very clearly haunted, and quite possibly toxic, number 3 spoon to threaten OP for the right to use any normal spoon.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 month ago:
Violence it is then:
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 month ago:
Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.
- Comment on Which one and why? 1 month ago:
3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.
- Comment on Harsh 1 month ago:
You forking would like kind of bullshirt, you bench-ash deck.
I really hope we’re doing a “The Good Place” bit here, otherwise, I apologize profusely.
