Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on Willing to get “fired” 3 days ago:
I’ll honor the final wishes of the dead man: no empathy for Charlie Kirk. It’s not really consistent with my moral code, but his family is going through a lot right now, and I’m sure they’d appreciate anyone who pays tribute to his values, right?
- Comment on Do you ever feel full and hungry simultaneously? 3 days ago:
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 1 week ago:
How about kilo-klick?
- Comment on Foolproof advice 1 week ago:
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 1 week ago:
I don’t know, man. I saw a Facebook poll saying ad populum isn’t a thing.
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 1 week ago:
They’re less likely to have shit on them, too.
- Comment on missing cat... 1 week ago:
His name is Mr. MacGuffin, but we call him “Guffy” for short.
- Comment on Always with the red flags 1 week ago:
You’ve done your company a great service, and we thank you and we trust you found the compensation satisfactory.
Oh, the money’s fine.
The situation’s totally unacceptable.
Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.
Where is the miscellaneous account?
I thought we’d settled that.
The miscellaneous account is somewhere very safe.
From whom?
The account is a source of important funding and it has to be internally audited.
And it will be, I assure you, Mr. Brody,
Dr. Jones.
We have top men working on it right now.
Who?
TOP…MEN
- Comment on Always with the red flags 1 week ago:
Rockstar always gets me.
“Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?”
“No, of course not.”
“Then, in your own words, why don’t you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?”
- Comment on The duality of man 1 week ago:
- Comment on The duality of man 1 week ago:
- Comment on HDMI 2 weeks ago:
Wow, that looks souper! If I had one, I’d savor every moment. I wish they had more in stock. I was going to buy one, but I chickened out. Now I’m stewing in my own regret. It really bakes my noodle. I just couldn’t make the the resolution. Don’t judge me for my lack of fidelity.
- Comment on Simplify your life. End the stress. And just get one of these to make all your decisions 2 weeks ago:
Are the next Powerball Lottery numbers to be drawn, 35 30 16 19 5 6 ?
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 weeks ago:
Fair enough. I wasn’t trying to antagonize you. We’re having two different conversations. I was doing a farce of a meme character that attempts to gaslight the other character in the course of an interrogation.
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 weeks ago:
Are you familiar with the, “There are four lights!” meme?
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 weeks ago:
Whoa, fancy! Is it a luxury car?
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
Ask and you shall receive:
- Comment on Dance 2 weeks ago:
All futures are equally dystopian. Some futures are more equally dystopian than others.
- Comment on Dance 2 weeks ago:
It really captures the zeitgeist of the dystopia. Half of us were worried we’d get 1984, and the other half, Brave New World. While we were fighting, we got a little bit of both. Sure, one’s a lot worse than the other. I don’t want to “both sides” this issue. Still, getting neither option would have been cool.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
Damn, that is diabolically exquisite. Here, please take this to aid you in your quest:
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
And a greenhouse above the coop to supply the chicken feed.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
Your account is perfect for sarcastic retorts. I imagine someone looking up at your username after reading a particularly cutting remark, and it really twists the knife.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick’s head into a bar.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
Andy Dick.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.
- Comment on Seems legit. 3 weeks ago:
Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, “oink, oink, capitalist pig” too.
- Comment on Seems legit. 3 weeks ago:
It tastes like burning!
