Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on If I don't get my bone powder, how am I gonna stay up all night? 21 hours ago:
YFW you find out that evading the tariffs gets you the same prison time under the administration. (Don’t know that for a fact)
- Comment on I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗 1 day ago:
You fuckin’ know it, bitch!
- Comment on I skipped my nightly pre-tightening ritual. 🤗 1 day ago:
- Comment on Always be prepared 4 days ago:
🎵
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.
- Comment on Always be prepared 4 days ago:
I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there’s no money in it.
- Comment on Always be prepared 4 days ago:
Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
- Comment on Ptah-Hotep 40 4 days ago:
This is neither a a source nor an avenue of inclusiveness that I was aware of previously, but it’s got the right spirit. I’m on board.
- Comment on Who suffers da most 1 week ago:
Hell yeah! I won the loser’s contest…wait a minute
- Comment on The only correct choice 1 week ago:
- Comment on Who suffers da most 1 week ago:
- Comment on Who suffers da most 1 week ago:
Heh, amateur. I had already achieved crippling debt by the end of my first year.
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 1 week ago:
Oh no. They’re learning from Canadian log drivers who’ve got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.
Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 1 week ago:
My god. They’d be unstoppable.
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 1 week ago:
Calm down Malcom
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 1 week ago:
That’s a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it’s going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.
- Comment on Goteem 1 week ago:
- Comment on literally 1984 2 weeks ago:
C/bonehurtingjuice would probably like this, too.
- Comment on Post it to socials 5 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t it just do the same thing as pressing the larger button?
- Comment on You don't know me, you don't know my life 5 weeks ago:
How dare you
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 5 weeks ago:
Radical chaos pineapple. I love it. Would be great for a short film or a ship-in-a-bottle episode. I want to see a scene in which an antagonist is being really verbally abusive, but the other person hears it as being supportive. The target of the abuse kindly returns the supportive rhetoric effusively, but the abusive person can only hear the most psychologically damaging scolding they’ve ever gotten.
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 5 weeks ago:
There’s a monkey’s-paw-style story in there somewhere about dramatic, ironic consequences, but I don’t know that I want to bring it into the world by writing it.
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 5 weeks ago:
Extra weird for people who favor pineapple and are eating pineapple (not the pineapple, obviously. I did read the post).
“Oh my gosh! My pineapple tastes just like my grandmother’s baklava! I thought I’d never taste it again!”
“Mine taste like my Nonna’s lasagna!”
“Pirozhki. I’ve got tears.”
“How about you, Greg?”
“Hmm? Oh, yeah, it’s really good pineapple, my favorite. I used to spend summers working with my grandfather on the pineapple plantation. This is, um, nice.”
- Comment on What would be an interesting magical effect for a pineapple that is displayed but not eaten at a fancy dinner? 5 weeks ago:
This is a really interesting question. I hope you crosspost it elsewhere so it gets the coverage it deserves.
- Comment on The hug life chose me 5 weeks ago:
100% this was Hans Gruber having breakfast on that fateful day.
- Comment on Finally a 100% reliable tool to determine whether a number is or is not Numberwang 1 month ago:
- Comment on I should call her 1 month ago:
There was an elevator…and you used it?
- Comment on Knife horse 1 month ago:
No apology necessary. Some of the best parts of Scrubs were beating a dead horse, bits with Dr. Cox condescending to and terrorizing the interns, residents, fellows, etc.
- Comment on If you were looking for one image that explains the american economy, this would be it 1 month ago:
Too true.
- Comment on If you were looking for one image that explains the american economy, this would be it 1 month ago:
This should be the top comment. I’m still going to vote, for what that’s worth, but I’ll spend my time contributing to a future general strike. Historically, it’s the only thing that works. Hit 'em in the coin purse.
