Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
Is it Thumb Wars?
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
You’ve missed your calling as an author of horror novels.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
That’s somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
- Comment on My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 1 week ago:
That’s a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 1 week ago:
I don’t have much to add, aside from the fact that I love this post. I’m just here for my obligatory check in.
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- Comment on How much grams? 1 week ago:
It’s about one burger and four sliders.
- Comment on How much grams? 1 week ago:
Please don’t insult the noble gram by comparing it the filthy ounce. It won’t help anyway. You have to use objects. Just tell them the pot weighed about 3 decks of poker cards, was about a slimjim in diameter and had a volume capacity of a medium bottle of coke.
- Comment on How much grams? 1 week ago:
“How much gram?”
I’m going to be quoting that for a long time.
- Comment on How could I order a package without my parents finding it? 1 week ago:
An Post has parcel lockers. I don’t know if that will necessarily work for situation. www.anpost.com
- Comment on go on, git 1 week ago:
If not friend, why friend shaped?
- Comment on I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem 2 weeks ago:
Well that’s pretty damning evidence. I hereby retract my statement and throw myself at the mercy of the digital court. All hail AI!
- Comment on I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem 2 weeks ago:
I know some people that still print emails, so I guess it’s not too outlandish. Still, what kind of printer and paper are they using? It looks like they used a commercial wide-format printer with paradoxically terrible print quality and the worst paper they could find. I wouldn’t use that paper to wash windows much less print documents on. Also, how is the website format compatible with their bizarre printing setup? Did they copy and paste it into an editor just so they can print it onto the giant paper and then fold it? Seems like a lot of work for something they’ll use once and throw away on the same day. I guess it takes all kinds to make a world.
- Comment on I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem 2 weeks ago:
You might be too young to remember this, but computer screens used to be made from cathode ray tubes (CRT) instead of LCD or OLED. The line is probably just “burn-in,” a phenomenon in which the light-emiting phosphor behind the screen degrades more quickly in certain areas from being used more often. This was common with early gaming.
People, do not make me put an “/s” on this.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never tried it. Also, I didn’t notice the Netherlands were in sector A.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
I love French food. It may be the best in the world. Is it enough to offset the food crimes in the rest of the sector? You be the judge.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This one of the most apt and well-constructed metaphors I’ve heard in my life.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Hello there 2 weeks ago:
I made sure to save that gif.
- Comment on Hello there 2 weeks ago:
English women: heavy breathing
- Comment on Willing to get “fired” 3 weeks ago:
I’ll honor the final wishes of the dead man: no empathy for Charlie Kirk. It’s not really consistent with my moral code, but his family is going through a lot right now, and I’m sure they’d appreciate anyone who pays tribute to his values, right?
- Comment on Do you ever feel full and hungry simultaneously? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 4 weeks ago:
How about kilo-klick?
- Comment on Foolproof advice 4 weeks ago:
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know, man. I saw a Facebook poll saying ad populum isn’t a thing.
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 4 weeks ago:
They’re less likely to have shit on them, too.
