Remember_the_tooth
@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
Not me. I only post shit shitposts so no matter why people hate it, they’re right.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald’s employees are doing to the customer’s arms.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
Al-Beefda
We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
I don’t like the sound of that. Can we call it a “freedom launcher?”
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.
Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
Or worse, a McDonald’s in 1860s Mississippi.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 1 day ago:
For me, it was just a silly metaphor, but you might be onto something:
“Fasting is eating. Refusing is ordering. Salad is burger.” ~ George Orwell
“I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we’re advanced in every way except in our burgers.” ~ Bryce Dallas Howard
“Dystopian novels help people process their fears about what the future burger might look like; further, they usually show that there is always hope, even in the bleakest future burger.” ~ Lauren Oliver
“Who controls the past controls the burger. Who controls the present controls the past.” ~ George Orwell
- Comment on FIRE(et) IN THE HOLE 1 day ago:
[Angry ferret noises] as it sails through the air to its unfortunate target: the enemy’s unprotected pant leg opening. The devastation will be swift and severe. Many humanitarians argue it should be considered a war crime, but few if any superpowers are willing to risk total ferret weapon disarmament fearing it may upset the tenuous balance of power established by mutually assured nethers destruction.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Long live the Crowvelution!
- Comment on A slightly different experience 2 days ago:
Ha! You think some kid can afford a luxurious staircase studio on minimum wage? That’s prime real estate!
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
You have set me back financially by at least a month, but thank you.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Going to a French McDonalds must be like going to a dietician, but they’re just chain-smokimg throughout the appointment.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
I will never recover from that. You have my begrudging admiration. If you need me, I’ll be in the burn ward.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Wheels within wheels within wheels…
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Hooters is gone. This isn’t off the table.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Those were the days. Don’t look at how the size changed over time. It’ll make you too sad.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Upton Sinclair has left the chat in frustration.
“I warned you, but did you listen?!”
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
You laugh, but a cashless society means ID’ing oneself with every transaction.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
I wonder what will be in the filet-o-fish when we run out of fish.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
I feel a little cheated. I was supposed to get a cool cyberpunk hacking machine. All I have is a Flipper Zero and a bunch of debt.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
You’re right. I just didn’t feel like chopping the original meme and stitching it back together. I just made my little addition to the top. I guess that did make the post a little…shitty.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Thanks! I might get a print. Those are cool.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Soylent Green didn’t test well with consumers, so we fed it to bugs and made Soylent Pink.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
That’s the 2040s after WWIII
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
Me, too, but I wasn’t about to chop the original meme and stitch it back together in a better order. If you do it for me, you can have all my imaginary internet points, though.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
You may have a future in marketing.
- Comment on The Harbinger of the Dystopia 2 days ago:
My generation was the best generation. I know a lot of people feel that way, but my generation was the only one that was correct.
