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An oldie but a goodie
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
yeah it’s clearly fake, a goodfaketext
not 100% sure but I’d say those are male hands too
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
“I don’t want to disolve drugs in the bowls I eat out of so I got a disposable container”
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
mom found the animal sponge drawer
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundinhs, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 weeks ago
My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
"IS THIS A WEED? "
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“These kids getting all whacked out on street drugs like … Arctic Silver”
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 weeks ago
Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I was buying lubricants and flux for putting together keyboards and other soldering projects.
My dad was like “look, I don’t know what drugs look like these days but it definitely looks weird when you’re getting multiple shipments of vials and syringes.”
And, honestly, I don’t blame him. It looked pretty sus.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t even care if this is fake or not, this gave me a good laugh.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
there used to be a subreddit r/goodfaketexts (as an alternative to r/badfaketexts), not sure if lemmy has something similar
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.
stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Which has a very masculine looking hand.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
One of my kids does this so I don’t think it’s that weird
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s extremely common to do.
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Back when my brother still lived with my mom, he, a full-grown adult, had a set of four square whiskey stones made of metal that he kept in the back of the freezer that he would add to a glass of whiskey every now and then. One night my mom texts me a picture of the whiskey stones while he’s not in the house with “I FOUND THESE IN THE FREEZER!” “ARE THESE DRUGS???” “WHAT IS THIS??” Like holy fuck, are you serious? Yeah, sure, they’re drugs, Mom. Cubed metal is all the rage on the streets these days. You just swallow them whole and get high as fuck.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Poser, everyone knows you smoke cube.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.
adj16@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?
Armand1@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The best way to get macro plastics into your blood stream
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK
0ops@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
“Now can you get me a Pepsi?”
yarr@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
It’s funny, I was on the phone today with my Uncle who works at Nintendo and he was telling me about some secret cheat codes. He said that his girlfriend that lives in Canada had the EXACT same thing happen to her, except everyone clapped.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Better execution of the joke
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
definitely like the shortness of this one more, but i am undecided on the pointe
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
So much better. The writing in OP’s post seems so unnatural and… bad.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Its also the original afaik
M137@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Agreed, but still needs the “why do you have these?” “Idk, I was high when I bought them”.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I have to assume it was this pill:
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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s no stree overlord