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An oldie but a goodie
Submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 1 week ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
yeah it’s clearly fake, a goodfaketext
not 100% sure but I’d say those are male hands too
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 week ago
“I don’t want to disolve drugs in the bowls I eat out of so I got a disposable container”
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I had so many of those as a child. In hindsight, having a drawer full of (sometimes damp) animal shaped sponges was weird.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
mom found the animal sponge drawer
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 week ago
My brothers and I filled a huge pickle jar with these and some water with the intent to let them sit for a few weeks to see how big they would get. We put them in my brother’s closet and promptly forgot about them for ~5 or so years. One day my brother heard a popping sound in his closet and when he opened it, putrid water was trickling down the closet shelf and soaking the carpet below. Something was growing in the jar and the built up pressure popped the lid, spilling a bunch of shit all over. The smell never quite left his room
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Those animals under the extreme pressure of their surroundinhs, mutated into a chimera and pooped everywhere
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 week ago
My mom did this to me when she found the thermal compound in a syringe.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
"IS THIS A WEED? "
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“These kids getting all whacked out on street drugs like … Arctic Silver”
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 week ago
Mom can’t seriously expect me to rawdog copper.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I was buying lubricants and flux for putting together keyboards and other soldering projects.
My dad was like “look, I don’t know what drugs look like these days but it definitely looks weird when you’re getting multiple shipments of vials and syringes.”
And, honestly, I don’t blame him. It looked pretty sus.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t even care if this is fake or not, this gave me a good laugh.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
there used to be a subreddit r/goodfaketexts (as an alternative to r/badfaketexts), not sure if lemmy has something similar
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.
stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Which has a very masculine looking hand.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
One of my kids does this so I don’t think it’s that weird
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s extremely common to do.
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Back when my brother still lived with my mom, he, a full-grown adult, had a set of four square whiskey stones made of metal that he kept in the back of the freezer that he would add to a glass of whiskey every now and then. One night my mom texts me a picture of the whiskey stones while he’s not in the house with “I FOUND THESE IN THE FREEZER!” “ARE THESE DRUGS???” “WHAT IS THIS??” Like holy fuck, are you serious? Yeah, sure, they’re drugs, Mom. Cubed metal is all the rage on the streets these days. You just swallow them whole and get high as fuck.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Poser, everyone knows you smoke cube.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.
adj16@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?
Armand1@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The best way to get macro plastics into your blood stream
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
What would happen if you swallowed one of these pills?
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There’s a small-ish risk of intestinal blockage AFAIK
0ops@lemm.ee 1 week ago
“Now can you get me a Pepsi?”
yarr@feddit.nl 1 week ago
It’s funny, I was on the phone today with my Uncle who works at Nintendo and he was telling me about some secret cheat codes. He said that his girlfriend that lives in Canada had the EXACT same thing happen to her, except everyone clapped.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Better execution of the joke
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
definitely like the shortness of this one more, but i am undecided on the pointe
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
So much better. The writing in OP’s post seems so unnatural and… bad.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Its also the original afaik
M137@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Agreed, but still needs the “why do you have these?” “Idk, I was high when I bought them”.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I have to assume it was this pill:
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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s no stree overlord