Steamymoomilk
@Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
Linux hobbyist, Machinist and Craftsman
- Comment on At the airport. The TSA thought my daughter's Hello Kitty carry-on was suspicious. [More in body.] 1 day ago:
You gotta remember there are people who get there kids to be drug mules. So yes in this instance it seems weird. But theres about 1 million ways peole have tried to smuggle thing. No matter the ethics, inside concealment. Hollowing out containers replacing normal products with stustances or precursors to make drugs.
I watch alot of “Austrian border security” on youtube and you would not believe some way people try to smuggle stuff. A few months ago they imbedded precursors to make meth. Inside of a less than 1mm clear sheet of plastic. Crazy shit
- Comment on Investigating USB-to-Ethernet Dongles With “Malware” Claims 3 days ago:
Awwwwh no funny red head dancing man on my computer?? :(
- Comment on "Family Size" has no meaning anymore 1 week ago:
Family of mice
- Comment on Are you a responsible adult? 1 week ago:
But i like walking into the same hallway 30 times!
- Comment on Anon is devilish 1 week ago:
Fuck the milgram experiment i wanna watch this!
- Comment on Get to the choppa! 1 week ago:
Your honor i plead insanity, the axe told me to do those hainus things. The axe speaks, it just says
Do, it!
How am i not supposed to? What do you mean free will? What do you mean mortality? DO IT
- Comment on BROTHER 1 week ago:
Free my boy he did nothin!
The cat
- Comment on Why would Dumbledolf do this 2 weeks ago:
Gandolf had his vilan arc
- Comment on Anon's PC works 2 weeks ago:
My 2008 librebooted t440p thinkpad Says hold my beer. Browses the web like its a 2025 desktop Its amazing Except for the compile times (it runs gentoo :D)
- Comment on Anon's PC works 2 weeks ago:
No, no see sir we are great friends!
Now let me tell you about this great $20,0000 Flatscreen that i get 30% commission on (welcome to bestbuy circa 2000)
(This is satire)
- Comment on An excellent use of company time 3 weeks ago:
Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage
- Comment on Congratulations. 5 weeks ago:
Mom look i turned it into a web server :D
- Comment on Lesson learned 1 month ago:
Chapter 4 Of the Boeing pre flight check list Percussive Maintenance is mandatory So what if the jet engine is really hot? You give the plane a high five for landing
- Comment on Helth 1 month ago:
AND BOTH SIDES ARE SANDED OFF
- Comment on Just put a spray tan over it 1 month ago:
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”
- Comment on A tense moment. 1 month ago:
Suegon
- Comment on Anon is in college 1 month ago:
Best come back is did you ask before?
- Comment on is rust memory safe for grandma??? 1 month ago:
Hello, this is John Smith from amazon. here to reach you about your lifelock nortan antivirus. It is currently out of date, and is insecure. To fix it we simply must fix your cars extended warranty. Then we can simply refund your ebay purchase. Please stay on the line as i transfer you to my supervisor, John Smith the owner of chase bank. Thank you for waiting, here at McAffy we care alot about customer service. My apologize for the wait, now lets get that kracken wallet in order.
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- Comment on Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply! 1 month ago:
Woops Im tired lol
- Comment on You did it. You broken the conditioning. 1 month ago:
Now you gotta tie him to the track and do a kickflip and ollie with the train
- Comment on AAAAAHHHHH 1 month ago:
“Run, run for your lives, save your self”
- Comment on Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply! 1 month ago:
“nyhahaha your to late batman! I have the transit app”
looses lte internet
“Shit, shit shit NOO BATMAN PLEASE AGHHGHGGGG”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
"Now your thinking with portals! "
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
DAMN HE GOT THE VOLCANO HEATER BLOCK!! ITS SOO LONG
- Comment on Where can I buy a mosquito laser system? 2 months ago:
Yes
- Comment on Answer very carefully 2 months ago:
Federal Bacon Industys joins the call
- Comment on Inflation is hitting hard these days 2 months ago:
Just wait till she pull out the star bucks tablet.
TIP AMOUNT
25% 50% 100%
- Comment on A Netflix exclusive 2 months ago:
Agreed Tyson still whipped his ass, hes double the age and paul won by 4 little taps.
- Comment on I need pics of fat tigers to send to my mom. she hates pics of fat tigers and every few months I send her a bunch. 2 months ago:
This is such a great platform! I love lemmy for these kind of shitposts! :D