Pennywise sold his operation to a private equity firm which eliminated the use of balloons, opting instead to utilize permanent arrow indicators, saving approximately $0.03 on every child murder.
pennywise adapting to shorter attention spans
Submitted 10 months ago by nave@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You Chüd not turn there.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is he called Poundfoolish now?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Come on Georgy just come to the drain, follow the phone on a string with the subway surfers on it. We have skibbity toilet Georgy,
NO, NO DAMIT Georgey not the shiny nickle on the side walk!!!
Nicklewise. (Because pennys aint being made no more)
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Monster technology is getting out of hand.
Be safe out there.
doug@lemmy.today 10 months ago
We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?
Graphy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read that in Krusty’s voice
doug@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch