aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Deans are so yesterday 9 hours ago:
Billie Jeans.
- Comment on Knife horse 15 hours ago:
“No one can talk to a horse, of course.”
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
- Comment on I'll raise you -na 22 hours ago:
Full Commander Dianna Troi 🫡
- Comment on Paramount will be releasing "Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender" (2026) on Blu-ray on November 3 2 days ago:
They refused a theatrical run, the hosers.
And it’s more like young adult Aang. If you’re an Avatar fan, you will be very pleased.
- Comment on You are running way late for work and just leave the house in a mess 2 days ago:
Be the reason the maid quits without clocking out.
- Comment on Extra Milky 2 days ago:
Calcium slurry.
- Comment on This is what peak dining looks like 3 days ago:
“A famous comedian you’ve never heard of ate here once.” picture on the wall.
- Comment on This is what peak dining looks like 3 days ago:
It makes me sad every time I remember how big the standard Whataburger used to be. Almost the size of a personal pan pizza.
- Comment on You better lube the fuck up 3 days ago:
Flesh-taking light.
- Comment on Food served to US service men & women. 3 days ago:
I’d rather eat a gas station burrito.
- Comment on German joke 3 days ago:
So German humor is anti-meme?
- Comment on Huggies 4 days ago:
Can you imagine a hug from Superman?
He can snap you in half with his thumb and forefinger. The amount of effort and thought that he puts into making sure he only applies just enough pressure to squeeze you firmly is more love than most people get.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
That Canadian hospitality.
- Comment on Interesting movie detail you've never noticed 5 days ago:
“Please don’t shadow ban me on my favorite megacorp social media platform!”
- Comment on It's time 5 days ago:
“Fine like this.”
- Comment on It puts the lotion on the skin 6 days ago:
Powerline, before reinventing himself for a modern audience.
- Comment on Vroom vroom! 6 days ago:
They have to, September is the beginning of Christmas.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Some of my favorite classical music.
- Comment on I guess we doin UAVs now 1 week ago:
Wildberries.
- Comment on Screaming out loud 1 week ago:
“And this little piggy went to the emergency room.”
- Comment on Well if that isn't just about the most evil thing you could openly admit to doing. 1 week ago:
Just standing there like an insectoid in a human suit.
- Comment on o7 1 week ago:
“Yeah, strip club!”
walks in, immediately walks back out
“It’s chip ‘n’ dales.”
- Comment on Heh Heh Suckers 1 week ago:
My face when my kids will have to do a report on Doge Coin.
- Comment on That's just science 1 week ago:
“Incandescent rage” is one of those phrases I have pocketed for a future conversation.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Plants, when they hear zombies approaching.
- Comment on This One's For Us Aussies ;) 1 week ago:
Also, Toys R Us continues to exist outside of the US.
- Comment on This One's For Us Aussies ;) 1 week ago:
No, I’m in my 40s and I still get a rush walking into Toys R Us.
- Comment on Buying new trends is a choice 1 week ago:
Playing Evil Genius as I read this.
- Comment on They call me the problem solver 2 weeks ago:
“Man, I wish it wasn’t so hard to get up in the morning.”
“Try going to bed earlier.”
“NO!!!”
- Comment on Come in, sir, make yourself comfortable 2 weeks ago:
“…Mr. bond.”