aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for 256 bit security keys."⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  sigh This isn’t going away anytime soon, is it? :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better to just turn around and leave, if you can⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So you weren’t in front of children or customers, just your superiors. Using a four-letter word in front of them was enough to offend their sensibilities that they would have written you up for it had they not already intended to fire you.

  Real inspirational leadership right there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better to just turn around and leave, if you can⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What school or church did you work for where you weren’t allowed to curse in private?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jorb⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I am interested in your religion and would like some literature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pastors hate this one weird trick⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how you get a sermon to end ten minutes early.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Port to starboard!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  As a dude, all I gotta say is… OW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rumors were true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy it while it lasts,next holiday is Thanksgiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “That was falling… with style!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It used to be the easy solution to get rid of any woman that you didn't like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Build a bridge out of her!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Inspector Clouseau got a budget increase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Get down, turn around, go to town, boot scootin’ boogie.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man in France was beaten after throwing rocks on firefighters⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Nobody ever wrote a song called ‘Fuck the Fire Department.’”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Konami president Hayakawa believes AI “won’t bring a significant change” to the game market. “Humans” and “creators” are crucial for developing innovative games⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  From the people who brought you games made by humans who fell over dead sitting at their desks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really do something about that⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uhm :o⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  wannakissyourscars

  …What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got a gallon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Legend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the most suggestive "out of context" public conservation piece you've ever heard?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The random conversation heard at the end of Natalie Merchant’s Carnival:

  “He was with us last night just before the murder.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technological quantum leap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sharpen me, for the love of god!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If your city has terrible tap water, how do you fight for better tap water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Go to city council meetings, request to speak on the issue, show reports and documentation, create a petition to increase awareness, get signatures of citizens who want the same thing.

  That’s a good place to start. Making yourself heard. It doesn’t necessarily have to be a fight, unless the people in charge have a vested interest in keeping things the way they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ultra consent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Iz not a wooden stake, iz just hanging there like blah, BLAH!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least my dick is minty fresh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All 10 dentists hate you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be honest, it was downhill since the Elephant Jokes website.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10 reasons why we should move Israel to Utah⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that why Israel is trying to make Gaza look like the Salt Lakes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to go out on a limb and say all of them would die for one reason or another.

  Also, my first experience with the internet back in 1994 was a page of elephant jokes, I feel I’ve come full circle now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me Making Friends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not good enough for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anook Soonamoon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Six Flag Luxor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future is going swell...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2027

  CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”

  Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France. If you don’t run when the police charge at you, they will retreat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”