aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done 6 hours ago:
It’s white Jesus, so they accidentally travelled to present-day Las Vegas.
- Comment on sorry i never replied 14 hours ago:
I have two modes; taking weeks to reply and sending a paragraph in response seconds after you hit send.
- Comment on Hear me when I tell y'all 21 hours ago:
And now he’s the Mayor on Family Guy, after Adam West’s passing.
- Comment on Tender moments 1 day ago:
“Do you like piña coladaa?”
- Comment on You know... they have a point 1 day ago:
The one and only.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 1 day ago:
The hills! They’re alive!!
- Comment on Pregnancy sex 2 days ago:
Experience beats out credentials.
- Comment on bruh 3 days ago:
When everyone picks the same character and you get stuck with the shit color swap.
- Comment on Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter 3 days ago:
Needs trees.
- Comment on plane and simple 4 days ago:
“You saved me a blueberry trail mix and a Dr. Pepper, right? You know what will happen if you didn’t save me a blueberry trail mix and a Dr. Pepper.”
- Comment on Yay for kitties 4 days ago:
Exactly, it’s not support it’s survival.
“If you die, who will open the canned food?”
- Comment on Day 288 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing 4 days ago:
“I saw a mudcrab the other day…”
- Comment on MOOOOOM! 4 days ago:
China: “See? Nothing happened.”
- Comment on Agarrr 4 days ago:
Quoth the peer reviews, “Never again.”
- Comment on Nothing feels as good as cancelled plans 5 days ago:
If by “reschedule” you mean “cancel and mever speak of this again.”
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 6 days ago:
- Comment on Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI 6 days ago:
The last thing we need is for that owl to become autonomous.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 6 days ago:
When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.
- Comment on Peak evolution (after crabs) 6 days ago:
God: “Oh shit, I didn’t realize there was someone in here already.”
Jellyfish: “it’s cool.”
- Comment on Jetpack 6 days ago:
c/trashywholesome
- Comment on Stumbled upon this art (?) in Korea 1 week ago:
Stumble away! Stumble away!!
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
I’m honestly glad to hear you’re alright.
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
I need an update. Did you make it off the floor?
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
I drank water too hard.
Untag me, please.
- Comment on Oh no... 1 week ago:
“And what’s that at the mouth of the bridge but not the can I kicked down the road.”
- Comment on TIL about dating 1 week ago:
The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.
Depends on where you are.
- Comment on Cocoon Commuter 1 week ago:
I’ll buy one if it makes the same noises as the hover cars on The Jetsons.
- Comment on Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say 1 week ago:
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 1 week ago:
This is the dumbest thing I’m going to upvote today.
- Comment on floats away in disgust 1 week ago:
bu dum (no pish)
