aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We now pause for a moment, take a break from the tesseract drama, and reflect on what truly makes our community beautiful and unique.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “You… want me to heat those up for you?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago!⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Some… times… you wanna go…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VOP⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  gasp That cute duck is looking at me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not on the list >:(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This controversy is bringing the community together like nothing else I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  …And now I can hear him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Anal-ysis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐟💥🫍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the reason. Dolphins also pick on fish just because it entertains them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife would still say its not clean enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy roomba person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp mode activated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fiboscoliosis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheltered Lantern Keeper⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Urge to listen to a bunch of Enigma music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand it over man⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “You merely adopted the lamp. I was born on it, molded by it. I didn’t see a natural light source until I was a man.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Incoming message from the big giant head!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegeta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Glow up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You drink? I are did done drunks myselv and I plane on doin moar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only man to ever get a runner’s high walking back and forth on a stage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Act like you know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Tell Cersei it was me.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More thermal paste = more heat dissipation, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “A dab’ll do ya.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"it only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I must subconsciously go to the supermarket when there are fewer people there. Because the few times I have to go during peak hours I ask myself why there are suddenly so many people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know exactly where⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So do Siamese cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know exactly where⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, bro. You okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was churning plastic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Customer states: Not getting good gas mileage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Ukraine version of Robot Wars is pretty fun so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French village is switching their computers to Linux. They will no longer purchase Microsoft Windows or Microsoft Office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Star Trek': Jeri Ryan, Anson Mount, Rebecca Romijn & Celia Rose Gooding Celebrate 60 Years Of Television Ahead Of Its Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch Boston Public, she was good in that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't covet thy neighbors corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what happens when you give the Baptist free will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Teaching crabs how to read”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If reality is worse than what people could imagine, you need to unplug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd watch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still doesn’t beat choking on a pretzel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day we could all fit in grocery stores⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shopping carts used to be smaller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Toblerone Gaming Heat Sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flower Mix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because tape deck adapters exist, this should be possible. A slot for an SD card and the rest of the “tape” can be anything you want it to be, turning tape players into linear digital players. Maybe there’s a way to use the FF and RW buttons to trigger track skips on the adapter’s software.