aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would paint over the whole paragraph with a giant

  *too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was better than sitting near a crying kid⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Better nothing, it’s the best seat in the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: Vent Reznor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Captcha succeeds regardless of which squares you select or whether you select any squares at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening I choose getting the job done.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He improvised a land tug boat to make pulling the bigger wheels easier. That man is the smartest person at that intersection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can any scientists confirm this important fact?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “This cat is awful, but I’ll keep it around because it knows how to open the food stones.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't worry, we can still make banana bread!". The banana:⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I got so tired of that excuse.

  No, mom, you can’t and you won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Point properly presented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the eyes have it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Be not afraid…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else like that pasta ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking a trip to Italy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friends!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Select all the boxes that could potentially contain a live cat.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not realize it, but all of those squares currently contain a cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heil Flipper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They were both lobotomized for sins against the Lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kilroy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ”I strap my gun onto my hip
  When I dip, you dip, we dip.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to find one of these places that still let you shoot at each other nowadays. :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit it. WE all do this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been a while since I saw Savage Chickens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just shitpost🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.

  In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just shitpost🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  7-13; the day Jim Davis had a stroke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That tree had a name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it started...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ”…Startin’ a hurricane, releasin’ pain!”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is trying his best, okay? 🥺⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t feed the crustaceaniat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm intrigued⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need to Well, actually… on your first date, all your dates will be firsts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨electrostatic spider flight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man holding green posters that say “NO” in giant black letters, throwing one poster to the ground and showing the same poster behind it in a repeated loop.