aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Piping mouse 3 days ago:
This is all I can see:
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 3 days ago:
I remember siting down at fast food restaurants and playing with the little free matchbook sitting in the ashtray.
(Playing meaning reading it and looking at it, I would have been throttled right there if I tried to light one of the matches.)
- Comment on A brick a day keeps the pigs away. 4 days ago:
Throw me at a cop. Pick up the bloodied brick. Not just to hide the murder weapon, but because that’s the cornerstone of your new house. Those stains will be a great conversation starter.
- Comment on I am always prepared to move into this version of life 6 days ago:
Just replace everything with a bed.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
That’s what I grew up on, unfortunately, so everything else tasted weird.
But now I use Kewpie (Japanese brand) and it’s way better.
- Comment on The Modern Mage 1 week ago:
Be sure to ponder everything else.
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
“I am once again asking for soup.”
- Comment on Force of habit 1 week ago:
“An infinite amount of numbers come after 720, Ms. Frizzle.”
- Comment on Relativity 1 week ago:
Proto-XKCD
- Comment on A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light 1 week ago:
In Japan, it’s a law that even software cameras have to make a loud “shutter” sound to guard against voyeuristic photography.
There’s a little cottage industry of third-party camera apps on the Japanese App Store that do little more than replace the default shutter sound with a custom sound… like silence.
- Comment on A single DNS race condition brought AWS to its knees 1 week ago:
As with most IT troubleshooting,
Time spent applying the fix: 15 minutes.
Time spent identifying the problem then discovering where it is in the system: 15 hours.
- Comment on Gee I always thought that they were 1 week ago:
Why are all of his fingers the same length?
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
- Comment on egg time 1 week ago:
stings a bear to death
- Comment on Where bottomless pit go 1 week ago:
I can still put away a whole pizza by myself, but I feel it now.
- Comment on Where were we? 1 week ago:
“Do it again, I’ve always wanted to be a barbershop quartet.”
- Comment on Don't see the problem! 1 week ago:
Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.”
- Comment on Public service announcement 1 week ago:
“I’m in my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.”
- Comment on *happy Kenobi dance* 1 week ago:
- Comment on Baseball 1 week ago:
Either way, they’re too late to hit the ball, that’s going to be a bean in the shoulder.
- Comment on 🎵 We are the lazy generation 🎵 1 week ago:
It also has to have the original announcer, or it’s trash.
- Comment on 🎵 We are the lazy generation 🎵 1 week ago:
- Comment on I'm in danger 1 week ago:
The good news is you’re probably saved. The bad news is you’re going to be on the brink of death for a week before that.
- Comment on Pants too! 1 week ago:
The shame socks.
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 1 week ago:
“Thank you, Mr. Gideon.”
“No, thank you, Mr. Christ.”
- Comment on Quick mafs. 1 week ago:
She need to return that shirt.
- Comment on Office N Roses 1 week ago:
Guns N Faxes
- Comment on Interesting sign 1 week ago:
When you’re the leader of the most powerful nation of Earth and you get wrecked beyond recovery by an old lady.
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 2 weeks ago:
The same fucking person!
- Comment on funny little guys 2 weeks ago:
That looks like something Will Wright’s Spore autogenerated.
