aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spooky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you see an orange, do not panic. Back away slowly and do not make sudden movements or loud noises. When you are far enough that you cannot see the orange, seek shelter as quickly as possible and contact your local SCP branch. If you do not know the number for your local SCP branch, contact local law enforcement and tell the operator “I would like to report an anomaly.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would paint over the whole paragraph with a giant

  *too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was better than sitting near a crying kid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Better nothing, it’s the best seat in the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: Vent Reznor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skip⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Captcha succeeds regardless of which squares you select or whether you select any squares at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening I choose getting the job done.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He improvised a land tug boat to make pulling the bigger wheels easier. That man is the smartest person at that intersection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can any scientists confirm this important fact?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “This cat is awful, but I’ll keep it around because it knows how to open the food stones.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't worry, we can still make banana bread!". The banana:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got so tired of that excuse.

  No, mom, you can’t and you won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Point properly presented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the eyes have it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Be not afraid…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else like that pasta ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking a trip to Italy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friends!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Select all the boxes that could potentially contain a live cat.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not realize it, but all of those squares currently contain a cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heil Flipper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They were both lobotomized for sins against the Lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name him.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kilroy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ”I strap my gun onto my hip
  When I dip, you dip, we dip.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to find one of these places that still let you shoot at each other nowadays. :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit it. WE all do this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been a while since I saw Savage Chickens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just shitpost🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.

  In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just shitpost🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  7-13; the day Jim Davis had a stroke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That tree had a name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it started...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ”…Startin’ a hurricane, releasin’ pain!”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is trying his best, okay? 🥺⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t feed the crustaceaniat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm intrigued⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need to Well, actually… on your first date, all your dates will be firsts!