aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on 17 years look in 1960s vs 17 years old in 2020s 4 hours ago:
“In the year 2929…”
- Comment on Day 847 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 15 hours ago:
mining for diamonds
Giant pools of lava: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”
- Comment on We doin MLP now ig 1 day ago:
Better them than some of the alternatives.
- Comment on Big Soup does not want you to know this 1 day ago:
Alex Jones: “The soup companies don’t want you to know this but you can add water to canned soup to make more of it. I make several bowls of soup from one can.”
- Comment on KaBOOM! 2 days ago:
Ukraine has permission to start targeting data centers globally.
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 2 days ago:
Escape room: Hardcore edition
- Comment on I've been tapiring off lately. 3 days ago:
It should happen a lot more than it does.
- Comment on I've been tapiring off lately. 3 days ago:
Even scarier is that, unlike Tapirs, Sheephead Fish are omnivorous.
- Comment on I've been tapiring off lately. 3 days ago:
Tapers have that “I don’t know what face to make in a photograph” face.
- Comment on I support this 3 days ago:
Most stores I go to have stacks of baskets scattered everywhere for presumably that very reason.
- Comment on Life always finds a way 4 days ago:
Were you eating sunflower seeds on the toilet?
- Comment on Trying to be young vs. actually being young 4 days ago:
Driver, to their phone: “It’s done.”
- Comment on If you're brave enough... 4 days ago:
ER nurses going into the fetal position upon seeing this in the store.
- Comment on Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery 5 days ago:
The perfect dorm-warming gift:
- Comment on How soon do you get there? 5 days ago:
Dad: “Spend the previous night in the airport just in case of a freak storm that morning.”
- Comment on Total fabrication 1 week ago:
All modern printers save documents as a multi-paged image (read: a PDF) in their memory before printing it onto paper. It’s trivial to make the print dialog save a PDF file because you’re telling it to give the file it just made back to the computer instead of giving it to the printer.
- Comment on Social events 1 week ago:
“Hello, l’d like to have an argument.”
- Comment on 😭😭😭 1 week ago:
Walking corpses, even if blue.
I hope America starts electing more officials who do not yet qualify for a senior discount.
- Comment on Texans today... 1 week ago:
You made me go check to make sure Dafoe isn’t MAGA. He’s not, he’s a pretty outspoken climate activist and pretty liberal despite being raised Christian.
I get the reference, but I don’t like the insinuation.
- Comment on SBA #291 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 1 week ago:
Like a regular-sized pizza topped with Bagel Bites
- Comment on SBA #291 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 1 week ago:
“Here at Aperture Science, we dare to ask the big questions. We noticed our employees eating Hot Pockets so we bought the company. Now we have Hot Pockets the size of Coney Island hoagies with regular-sized Hot Pockets inside. It’s our way of saying how much we care.
We also irradiated them in the lab to see what would happen. So if you eat one, there is a very slight chance you might start glowing in the dark.”
- Comment on cycle of trauma 1 week ago:
Save it for LiveJournal!
- Comment on Wishing a joyous Edmund Fitzgerald season to all who celebrate! 1 week ago:
The march of time is one of the better uses of this template.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 1 week ago:
- Comment on bye meme man 1 week ago:
This was mean and uncalled for.
- Comment on Step to Elsewhere 1 week ago:
Clark Kent: “Lois, don’t leave, it’s just really cold in here.”
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- Comment on A happy one to all who celebrate 1 week ago:
“It’s time for some Halloween cheeeese, Gromit!”
- Comment on Eddie Connections 1 week ago:
Oh, that’s why he did his hair like that.
- Comment on Cracker Jill? This is a real product by the way, I didn't name it. 1 week ago:
Jack is in heaven with Aunt Jamima and Uncle Ben now.
