aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on nahhh fam 16 hours ago:
“This story was invented by a lesser bird.”
- Comment on just beat it 19 hours ago:
If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid but at least it worked.
- Comment on just beat it 19 hours ago:
I love that guy.
- Comment on EBay used to be a wild place 20 hours ago:
c/crackheadebay
- Comment on lets join a cult 1 day ago:
My body is a temple. But it’s a Southeast Asia temple covered in monkey shit.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 1 day ago:
I hate that this is my first exposure to this joke.
- Comment on Basically 1 day ago:
Terrible chocoe of founding father to use for that example. Benjamin Franklin was kinky as fuck.
He would be browsing xHamster going, “Seen it… seen it… seen it… done that… done that, too… seen it… cliche…”
- Comment on It was only a fish! 3 days ago:
Mr. Walks Upright
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 3 days ago:
This man frightens me.
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 3 days ago:
Found the computer-science major.
- Comment on Be the lion 4 days ago:
The lion to his doctor: “Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.”
- Comment on How to get the attention of a low life not paying their bill 4 days ago:
- Comment on We really did 4 days ago:
Kids will never experience being stared at by people sitting on their porches while slow-driving through a seedy neighborhood because you was the map upside down.
- Comment on pennywise adapting to shorter attention spans 5 days ago:
Is he called Poundfoolish now?
- Comment on It must vex him 5 days ago:
“Hoorah!”
- Comment on Make the most out of everything. 5 days ago:
That’s a seven-dollar bottle of body wash.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 1 week ago:
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
- Comment on That's a good question 1 week ago:
“You think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross? Thats probably why he hasn’t come back yet. ‘Nope, they’re still wearing crosses.’ That’s like walking up to Jacky Onassis wearing a rifle on your lapel. ‘Just thinking about John, Jacky.’ finger guns
- Bill Hicks
- Comment on AI boomer trait 1 week ago:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
- Comment on Got to be impressed with this guy's skill 1 week ago:
This bread isn’t going to yeet itself!
- Comment on Down with the flu 1 week ago:
I preferred American Gladiator Jr. (Double Dare).
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 1 week ago:
Useless fact: the first DVD I ever bought was Antitrust. Another stupid fun movie.
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 1 week ago:
XKCD, if he were a little more macabre.
- Comment on Why a picture of 'one banana and four apples' could be censored in China: Leaked files reveal how Beijing is using AI to erase the history of the Tiananmen Square massacre 1 week ago:
I wanna know where I can buy watermelon-sized apples.
- Comment on Oh really? 1 week ago:
This had better not be a philosophy book.
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 1 week ago:
Duolingo is a toxic ex.
- Comment on Rude! 1 week ago:
I don’t see your name on it.
- Comment on After hours 1 week ago:
My favorite is the tweet that goes kind of like:
“My body is a temple, but it’s a Southeast Asian temple covered in monkey shit.”
- Comment on Don't think I will ever attend that class 1 week ago:
Jay Leno reading headlines
“Psychic hit by a train. … … …You’d think she would have seen that coming.”
- Comment on After hours 1 week ago:
The temple is closed.We looting this temple then razing it to the ground.
