aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch. 1 day ago:
This also covers loved ones and business partners collecting your full paycheck after you’ve died.
- Comment on And The Lord Said BOUNCE! 2 days ago:
Bounce House of God.
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 2 days ago:
AirForceProud could run a whole airport by himself.
He would just have to watch out for hot-air balloons doing Mach 3.
- Comment on Gotta go cold turkey 2 days ago:
“Hi everyone, I’m Shane, I’m a department supervisor, and I’m a workaholic.”
Everyone: “Hi Shane.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Bold of him to just walk the streets without a security detail. It’s dangerous out there, he needs to be more careful. :)
- Comment on Wooden Cutting Boards Are the Best | SciShow [12:53] 2 days ago:
Been using a bamboo cutting board for the last 13 years, never going back.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 3 days ago:
Also, this is just plain wrong.
Some women are attracted to intellectual minds.
Some women are attracted to physical strength, some women are attracted to maternal instincts, so on and so forth.
The problem is this question is usually being asked by someone who thinks that responding to every factual statement with an inflammatory counterpoint qualifies as intelligence.
- Comment on Spirit animal 3 days ago:
Drop out bears.
- Comment on I'm interested. Any ideas? 3 days ago:
“Latchkum!!”
- Comment on If there is a meaning for life, this is it 3 days ago:
It has a good patina now.
- Comment on Nah nuh nah nah nuh nuh nuh nah nah nuh nuh 4 days ago:
“I ain’t ‘fraid of no goat!”
- Comment on This is for fighting this is for fun 5 days ago:
There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.
- Comment on Disc drive needed 5 days ago:
“Buffer underrun.”
- Comment on Hooaaaaaa!! 6 days ago:
I remember that Flash animation.
- Comment on DogIRL 6 days ago:
Taking family dog Sadie’s dirty, hairy, muddy water bowl, cleaning it out, filling it back up to the top with crystal-clear water, and hearing her go to town on it was a very satisfying part of my childhood.
- Comment on Rest in pepperoni 6 days ago:
Congratulations narrowly escaping being employed by Best Buy.
- Comment on Chef 6 days ago:
Put salt in the water before boiling.
Like, a teaspoon’s worth.
- Comment on Rest in pepperoni 6 days ago:
They promoted him to assistant manager.
- Comment on Correlation == Causation? 1 week ago:
Two stupid people. One slightly less stupid than the other.
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- Comment on Not The Same 🥸 1 week ago:
creates EU infrastructure that connects to US infrastructure to prevent regional lock-in
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 1 week ago:
I believe there was a toggle switch on set controls (no remote).
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 1 week ago:
I’m this old.
- Comment on Meme template 1 week ago:
“Weird, the car is still running. I don’t understand how CyberTrucks die while still on the beach.”
- Comment on Rabbit hole 1 week ago:
And?
- Comment on Gender neutral guide 1 week ago:
“This letter is simply addressed to “Johnny” in red crayon.”
casts deduce address
“10225 Arcadia Drive.”
- Comment on dookie donnie 1 week ago:
Trump feels more like the false prophet to me.
- Comment on Colossal Craft Descent 1 week ago:
The Senate has mobilized!
- Comment on Avoid Parisian roads 1 week ago:
So much so that the disapproving Queen has also passed.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Me: tell a girl I’ve been living alone for years
“Wow, you know how to cook?”
“Wow, you do all your own laundry?”
“Wow you clean house regularly?”
Me: “Did you miss the part where I said I lived alone for years??”