aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that in Meatwad’s voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Origins⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pls halp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Back at the station

  Officer: “Forensics just came back, te two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

  Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia and Belarus plan to create AI model based on “traditional values”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The People’s Grok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine Unveils Pocket-Sized Net Launcher to Take Down FPV Drones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Drone-B-Gone ™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High Fashion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I shall sing for you the song of my people.

  …is that a rolled up newspaper?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is not satisfied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of time warp are you in? Just doing WoW dailies took all day and made me realize I was wasting my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring them back!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They spared no expense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mess with me bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mess with me bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Potato skin heads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was just a parody account, this is wisdom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people vibe with analog, some people vibe with digital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨none, I mean none, holy zombie Jesus!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know 12-year-old boys could be nuns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is damned⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus: “System call…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨y tho⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Colby, don’t!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self starter⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shame 🔔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  On his way to your kitchen cause you left a piece of chocolate cake out next to half a salami.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only bring back one. Which do you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuddrucker’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It just hits different now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A few years ago I fell back in love with tuna fish sandwiches. Just yummy and filling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy deserves a break⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I throw mine food and power ups for clearing big obstacles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That means now we can also have Washington AC/DC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are major holes in this theory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FolderDrive USB-C flash storage drags computer folder icon into the physical world – Skeuomorphism in reverse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cute.

  I have a 256GB microSD card that disappears into the side of my MacBook.

  This is perfect for people who have too much desk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lick it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile in the kitchen

  LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take chances, make mistakes, get messy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Magic School Bus Delivers Aid To Gaza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Weathered Rover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fleshunit, my eye is up here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a divorced chicken.