aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eat the rich and go to libraries⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of which, this meme is overdue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet floor sign outside in the rain.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Once upon a time, someone sued.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your childhood smells⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The virgin Expo Pen vs the chad Magnum 44.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work out girl.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Barbie went from “She works hard for the money.” to “Work, bitch.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazil President Bolsonaro has been arrested. Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting 11 years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  When the law catches up with them just right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"TRON: Ares" releases on digital Dec. 2; 4K Blu-ray on Jan. 6, 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Woo, 4K BluRay! Composite video connection to a 20 year old CRT Trinitron, here I come!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"TRON: Ares" releases on digital Dec. 2; 4K Blu-ray on Jan. 6, 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved his contribution to American Psycho. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ho, Ho, Ho My God!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Disconnected from all of my toxic family members earlier this year.

  So far, holiday family drama has consisted of not wanting to go to bed at a decent time and demanding to eat snacks before dinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The less complicated life of a male⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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  “Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not even close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not even close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cocktown Funk

  Isn’t that a Bruno Mars song?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid recipe ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point it might be the wisest decision⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Emotionally-accurate Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Upon further review, you are a goose and geese don’t drive.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 494 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can hear that bridge just looking at that picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I cycle the kitchen towel every few days (sooner if there’s a spill). I replace the sponge twice a month because I haven’t found a sponge at any price that doesn’t completely fail apart and look gross after doing dishes for two weeks or so.

  I’m raising a child, so it’s probably a little more intense for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Galaxy Brains⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any space aliens that see or hear radio waves that find Earth as it is today must be thinking, “WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can make fruit grow into certain shapes, I genuinely wonder if it’s possible to force corn to grow this way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “That’s where I wanna go when I die (when I die).”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill from that day ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  According to Wikipedia, it charts EVERY year during Christmas in digital sales. Probably a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill from that day ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s smiling because it’s almost time for her favorite song to start playing on the radio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling all Dickheads!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Legs out for Captain Ahab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have one at home⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone forgets how big that sucker really is.

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  And how it was a blatant copy of the Dreamcast controller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have one at home⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If by walk you mean it suffered from polio…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 491 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Urge to watch Red vs Blue again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW you get the old gang back together⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Really starting to master the televangelist look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the time, Marilyn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For your birthday, I give you the gift of having to explain me to Jackie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personally, I never travel anywhere without it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you did that much day drinking you’d think you were the greatest, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personally, I never travel anywhere without it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I need an adblocker.”

  “Because of all the dumb shit they shove in your face?”

  “No, because I want to buy all the dumb shit they shove in my face!”