aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Goblin mode 14 hours ago:
When you’re babysitting and the smallest one says, “It’s Morbin’ Time!”
- Comment on The simulation is coming apart 14 hours ago:
Good job taking photos that make real world object look like voxel assets.
- Comment on POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5 17 hours ago:
I honestly don’t remember.
- Comment on Forgot your ladder? No problem 1 day ago:
“Si, Padre, I have a friend in Jesus, too. But the man of the house said to paint this room, so I paint this room.”
- Comment on what a drag 2 days ago:
What did he think was going to happen?
- Comment on I'm Single, I'm Pringle, and I'm Ready to Mingle... 2 days ago:
Look how they massacred my chip…
- Comment on meal 2 days ago:
Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.
- Comment on POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5 3 days ago:
This is faked. It’s from an old series of TV commercials.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 3 days ago:
British: “You’re weak!”
Americans: “I’m you!”
- Comment on angry 4 days ago:
Most rational r/askreddit post.
- Comment on For a private home or business this is the perfect sign 4 days ago:
“We have this case of Bud Lime for you.”
“You have exactly however long it takes me to load my shotgun with rock salt to be outside of my firing range,”
- Comment on BASED? 5 days ago:
I make money to care for my son.
And buy music.
- Comment on Just a few 5 days ago:
Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.
- Comment on Praise Be 5 days ago:
If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.
- Comment on Praise Be 5 days ago:
Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…
- Comment on Go right 5 days ago:
“FIGHT ME, YOU COWARD!”
- Comment on Lost at sea 6 days ago:
This sounds like a conversation the crew is having as they watch the Captain get them even more lost.
- Comment on "Hey babe" 6 days ago:
This is how Mandrakes lure their prey.
- Comment on The perpetually immature and irresponsible 6 days ago:
“I just need people to notice me without paying for any advertising.”
- Comment on halal paintball 6 days ago:
Someone needs to explain to me why there’s ANY animal product in a paintball in the first place.
- Comment on idk which would be worse tbh 1 week ago:
- Comment on idk which would be worse tbh 1 week ago:
At least Rei with an I is an existing name.
Japanese, unisex (predominately for girls), it can mean anything from beautiful or wise to zero or oyster …depending on how it is written.
Naming a kid Rey is almost as bad as naming a kid Khaleesi. And as far I’m concerned, naming any kid after a popular fictional character is technically child abuse.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
Shoes stay at the door and showers are taken at night!
- Comment on I don't care if this is fake, I choose to believe it 1 week ago:
Big Bird picking off residents of Sesame Street, one by one.
- Comment on A Baldur's Gate HBO series is in the works, will be set directly after Baldur's Gate 3 with new and returning characters 1 week ago:
Chris Pine is expensive now.
- Comment on Yet everyone swears they existed 1 week ago:
Any movie that contained the World Trade Center was taken off TV. A scheduled airing of Home Alone 2 during the Christmas holiday didn’t happen just because of that one scene with Kevin on the roof of one of the towers.
- Comment on Me toooooo 1 week ago:
“Okay, but Frank, you were standing at the buffet all night.”
- Comment on "Luke, I am your *second* father" 1 week ago:
“Leia… there’s something I have to tell you. We have two dads.”
“I knew. I don’t know how, but I always knew.”
- Comment on I'm not very smart 1 week ago:
To be fair, they did used to be called water trucks (the ones they carried the water with them). The modern Fire Engine is just an evolution of the pump truck (the ones that took water from a nearby river or lake).
- Comment on Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St. 1 week ago:
Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.
