aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Turkish Delights 7 hours ago:
This is something Gene Hackman’s Luther would do.
- Comment on The White House, Washington D.C. 18 hours ago:
Idiocracy would be preferable to this.
- Comment on The White House, Washington D.C. 18 hours ago:
The lobby of the White House will be converted into the Biff Tannen museum.
- Comment on Where's the fucking filling? 21 hours ago:
I remember needing a plate to catch all the filling that oozed out when you first bit into them.
Didn’t know Hot Pockets was Nestle, but that tracks.
- Comment on creativity 1 day ago:
“Think of an creative artist!”
“AI!”
“AI is not a creative artist.”
- Comment on Human, all too human 1 day ago:
Literally looks like a guinea pig is sleeping on his face.
- Comment on Finally, a mystery worthy of AI power! 1 day ago:
This is funny because I listen to a technology podcast with a John Voorhees.
No relation.
- Comment on We got a dangler 1 day ago:
- Comment on A Marker of Distinction 1 day ago:
“If you insist.”
starts writing my thesis
- Comment on "Man! I wish Elon wasn't a billionaire" 1 day ago:
And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.
- Comment on Use the wizard 1 day ago:
Very different wizards.
- Comment on Superman is a meanie 2 days ago:
Same goes for this comic image:
Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 2 days ago:
This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.
Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Somebody’s been watching Sword Art Online.
- Comment on Never forget. Never again. 2 days ago:
“BOTH towers??”
- Comment on Top tip 3 days ago:
Just add water!
- Comment on I hope they'll make it more contagious 3 days ago:
CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”
- Comment on 4 days ago:
“My bank says I have less equity than that.”
- Comment on "Farms use more water than Al data centers" OK, I'll go without Al and you can go without food and we'll see who lasts longer 4 days ago:
“But surviving uses more resources than generating value for the shareholders. Why are you so selfish?”
- Comment on Forbidden cupcake crumbs 4 days ago:
- Comment on Baby sitting 4 days ago:
“But what does she DO?”
- Comment on Mastercard mouse water 4 days ago:
I want someone to open one of those things and do lab tests to see what’s in the water.
- Comment on Scary indeed. 4 days ago:
Because this was 2006 and Oblivion had just come out (for the very first time).
- Comment on Scary indeed. 4 days ago:
- Comment on SBA #144 Nosferatu! 4 days ago:
“PUT YOUR HANDS UP, GET ON THE FLOOR, THIRD THING HERE!!”
- Comment on Scary indeed. 5 days ago:
If you release your years-in-the-making, multi-billion dollar, AAA-series game at the same time as a much smaller game that is just a remake of a very old game but has a MUCH bigger and much more loyal fan base on the same day, it could kill your first week sales which will usually set the tone for sales for the foreseeable future.
(Nintendo barely has to lift a finger to steal the thunder from something Rockstar has been spending years and years preparing for and making promises to stockholders about. Should be fun.)
- Comment on Good point 5 days ago:
- Comment on SBA #142 Schrodingaling 6 days ago:
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
“WE! WON’T KNOW! UNTIL! WE LOOK!”
- Comment on What was the internet like before Y2K happened ? 1 week ago:
“This page is designed for 800x600 monitors, sign my guestbook.”
- Comment on I was told the packing would be discreet! 1 week ago:
I thought it was a pod racer.
