aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 20 hours ago:
BSU
- Comment on Day dreaming about 2 days ago:
“Thomas had never gone off the rails so much in his life.”
- Comment on exam cheating 2 days ago:
“Rosenberg! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row.” - GTA Vice City
- Comment on exam cheating 2 days ago:
Somehow they’ll both lose.
- Comment on where the cuties 2 days ago:
Using sunscreen at all.
Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.
Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.
Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 days ago:
You have invented rice dumplings.
- Comment on Piping mouse 1 week ago:
This is all I can see:
- Comment on The 1980s summed up in a single photo. 1 week ago:
I remember siting down at fast food restaurants and playing with the little free matchbook sitting in the ashtray.
(Playing meaning reading it and looking at it, I would have been throttled right there if I tried to light one of the matches.)
- Comment on A brick a day keeps the pigs away. 1 week ago:
Throw me at a cop. Pick up the bloodied brick. Not just to hide the murder weapon, but because that’s the cornerstone of your new house. Those stains will be a great conversation starter.
- Comment on I am always prepared to move into this version of life 1 week ago:
Just replace everything with a bed.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
That’s what I grew up on, unfortunately, so everything else tasted weird.
But now I use Kewpie (Japanese brand) and it’s way better.
- Comment on The Modern Mage 1 week ago:
Be sure to ponder everything else.
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
“I am once again asking for soup.”
- Comment on Force of habit 1 week ago:
“An infinite amount of numbers come after 720, Ms. Frizzle.”
- Comment on Relativity 1 week ago:
Proto-XKCD
- Comment on A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light 1 week ago:
In Japan, it’s a law that even software cameras have to make a loud “shutter” sound to guard against voyeuristic photography.
There’s a little cottage industry of third-party camera apps on the Japanese App Store that do little more than replace the default shutter sound with a custom sound… like silence.
- Comment on A single DNS race condition brought AWS to its knees 1 week ago:
As with most IT troubleshooting,
Time spent applying the fix: 15 minutes.
Time spent identifying the problem then discovering where it is in the system: 15 hours.
- Comment on Gee I always thought that they were 1 week ago:
Why are all of his fingers the same length?
- Comment on a sight to behold 1 week ago:
Imagine the relief that patient felt. That dump was backed up to the bottom of their neck!
- Comment on egg time 1 week ago:
stings a bear to death
- Comment on Where bottomless pit go 2 weeks ago:
I can still put away a whole pizza by myself, but I feel it now.
- Comment on Where were we? 2 weeks ago:
“Do it again, I’ve always wanted to be a barbershop quartet.”
- Comment on Don't see the problem! 2 weeks ago:
Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.”
- Comment on Public service announcement 2 weeks ago:
“I’m in my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.”
- Comment on *happy Kenobi dance* 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Baseball 2 weeks ago:
Either way, they’re too late to hit the ball, that’s going to be a bean in the shoulder.
- Comment on 🎵 We are the lazy generation 🎵 2 weeks ago:
It also has to have the original announcer, or it’s trash.
- Comment on 🎵 We are the lazy generation 🎵 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I'm in danger 2 weeks ago:
The good news is you’re probably saved. The bad news is you’re going to be on the brink of death for a week before that.
- Comment on Pants too! 2 weeks ago:
The shame socks.
