aeronmelon

@aeronmelon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Police arrests criminal trying to escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That was actually impressive. So smooth, so professional, no escalation.

  “You’re being stopped, please vacate the vehicle.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Police arrests criminal trying to escape⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Five crumpet wanted level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catching Mice.⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m domesticated, you buffoon. If you feed me dry cat food I will starve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me hacking into mainframe(using ytmp3 to get free music)⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh shit, someone else is in the system with me!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me hacking into mainframe(using ytmp3 to get free music)⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  echo “I’m in.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “I miss me legs.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hollow Basketball Theory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay in your lane⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shelter from the cold, shelter from the heat, shelter from the rain, seeing light where shouldn’t be any…

  Your house is a glowing cave of wonder and they want to investigate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come on, just do it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why is god only taking blonde bimbos to heaven?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “I can’t get… no… sleeeeep…”

  techno music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhymes, motherfucker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Where did you go for lunch?”

  “FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a busy morning planned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cowabunga⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, crouched in front of the fridge at 3 in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is your god now?!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.

  We are the monsters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survey says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Survivor bias, corpo edition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meta⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it disappears for six months and someone reposts a Loss variant without warning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that was unchecked capitalism is already doing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So spicy they make everything around them spicy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dyson Straw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  string music

  Profits did not improve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toss another shrimp on the Harambi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's definitely an acquired taste⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Q: Real Estate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colby Light⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly this.

  Some days I just give up and eat cheese as a meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gojira is our hero⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the hero we deserve. The hero we need.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  CEOs: “I raised the price, why isn’t there more money in my bank?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where it stops, nobody knows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  wakes up in 2036

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me too, outlet......me too.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do t think those outlets belong outside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reflection of Stained Wings⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “SEPHIROTH!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jerry Just one more thing⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just one more thing before I go… what was the shape of the cheese that went missing that night?”