aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Banana Split 1 day ago:
Banana: “Do you like what you see?”
- Comment on The Director of ‘A Minecraft Movie’ Is OK with Chaos During Screenings: ‘People Are Making Memories’ 2 days ago:
He doesn’t have to clean the theaters afterwards, so of course it doesn’t bother him.
- Comment on Elevated 3 days ago:
Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”
- Comment on Star Wars original cut to be screened this summer in London 5 days ago:
Original cut
shows picture of 1997 Jabba from The first Special Edition
- Comment on Proton 5 days ago:
That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 5 days ago:
“All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. And again, and again, and again…”
- Comment on That's normal, right? 6 days ago:
I, too, run a decathlon in my dreams.
- Comment on Australia: a story in 4 pictures 1 week ago:
I would not be able to live!
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 week ago:
“We can do with the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
- Comment on Who needs to retire anyway? 1 week ago:
I watched this shit play out in realtime on the nightly news.
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
That’s a soft taco.
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
They’d deport the Taco Bell dog if it was still alive.
- Comment on Genius 1 week ago:
FREEDOM FOLD!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I’m gonna call him Cheez-it now.
- Comment on The one at home also have AI 1 week ago:
Apple used the iPhone name without consulting Cisco Systems. They settled out of court.
- Comment on At this point I think I would 1 week ago:
You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.
- Comment on Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my 1 week ago:
”Sometimes you’re better off dead,
there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head.
You think you’re mad, too unstable,
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables…” - Comment on Say when 1 week ago:
The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it’s just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.
- Comment on ‘How To Train Your Dragon 2’ Live-Action Sequel Happening, Set For 2027 – CinemaCon 1 week ago:
Yesterday I did a double take because some article was talking about Jumanji 4.
There are FOUR of them now?
- Comment on Always explains so much 1 week ago:
“How could you forget about something like a period?”
And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 1 week ago:
If you’re still online…
- Comment on Hamster 2 weeks ago:
Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.
The other two didn’t give a single fuck.
- Comment on Fiery Moon & Crag 2 weeks ago:
“Sir, your orb is leaking.”
- Comment on i just wanna live 2 weeks ago:
Now I have Good Charlotte playing in my head.
- Comment on Now that is something that you didn't know 2 weeks ago:
Emergency? Nah, Northern Lights!
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 2 weeks ago:
The Cranberries are way hornier than that.
- Comment on here, have another insult to life itself 2 weeks ago:
This looks more like Tin Tin.
- Comment on Mini Metro -- surprisingly simple but compelling game mechanics and fantastic UI design 2 weeks ago:
That’s a start I guess, but the joy of their games is playing them on the phone.
- Comment on When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be 2 weeks ago:
“Your foster parents are dead.”