aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just being honest 5 hours ago:
“Me: “What’s in it for me?”
Boss: “My genuine gratitude.”
Me, clocking out: “See you tomorrow, sir!”
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 7 hours ago:
Dad crawls out from under the desk
“Hey hey hey, now we can surf the World Wide Web!”
Marty: “Hey I’ve seen this funny image before.”
Kid: “How have you seen it before? It just got posted.”
Marty: “Yeah, it’s a… repost.”
Kid: “What’s a repost?”
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 7 hours ago:
“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘99… wear… sunscreen.”
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 day ago:
Deck chairs on the Titanic.
I honestly believe that Xbox will stop existing as a company in a few years.
- Comment on What a way to go 2 days ago:
Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.
- Comment on Beer garden ready 5 days ago:
Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.
- Comment on Video from 7 years ago of a young bloke dancing pretty well 5 days ago:
I had to remind myself that seven years ago was 2019.
- Comment on No fucking shit, Sherlock 6 days ago:
“No no, SOUND stage.”
“Of course they’re all sound, they were engineered to very precise tolerances. Get a load of this guy over here…”
- Comment on me irl 6 days ago:
I’m a simple man.
I see people being nice, I respect them. I see people hurting others I say fuck ‘em.
- Comment on How original. Fucking Shakespeare over here. 1 week ago:
Gotta love the “this season wouldn’t have even happened if everyone had been upfront and honest with each other.”
- Comment on I am a bit of an adrenaline junky 1 week ago:
Become ungovernable.
- Comment on How come reddit user is growing 1 week ago:
And that is the only reason the userbase is rising, and the user base rising is the only reason they started requiring accounts to view the site.
Numbers must go up.
- Comment on You have to stop doing this. 1 week ago:
There is no joy in that Poke Center.
- Comment on You have to stop doing this. 1 week ago:
They shrink to the size of a golf ball and you wear them on your belt… normally.
- Comment on Time keeps marching forward 1 week ago:
It’s fine? Just a bit nondescript.
At least it predates the design impulse to make the front grille big enough for the car to drive though with a company badge the size of a toddler’s head.
- Comment on I remember 1 week ago:
- Comment on In honor to commemorate the victims of 911 here's a bush joke. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Around 30 robots demonstrated outside Poland's Digital Affairs Ministry in Warsaw, chanting 'we want law, we want rules' to demand stronger AI oversight 1 week ago:
God, this happened in Animatrix.
- Comment on Congrats on your big win!!! 1 week ago:
America: big on winning wars.
…Lost the war on terror to terror.
…Lost the war on drugs to drugs.
- Comment on We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. 1 week ago:
Honey… what did you put in those in my lunch?
- Comment on We carry the flames!🔥 1 week ago:
The cowboy motif is on point since Charlie Kirk turned out to be a red neck.
- Comment on The new iPhone duo will allow you to watch The Odyssey like how Christopher Nolan intended 1 week ago:
…By spending two grand.
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Contrast 2 weeks ago:
The last world war or just the last war?
The dude who lost the last war was HIM.
The dude who lost wars before him was Dubya.
- Comment on Canada sorry not sorry 2 weeks ago:
Canadians in 2024: “Sorry.”
Canadians in 2026: (sarcastically) “Sorry.”
- Comment on Circular economy 2 weeks ago:
Poor Timothy Apple, regulated to the role of Trump’s bitch.
- Comment on Reckless quads on the streets of Birmingham, almost knocking someone down 2 weeks ago:
Me and the boys on the way to a milk bar.
- Comment on KytyPS5 (PS5 Emulator) can now run GTA V at 60fps for few minutes before crashing 2 weeks ago:
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
- Comment on Cat vs Dog 2 weeks ago:
I attack things that aren’t there.
- Comment on So natural 2 weeks ago:
Stop making Trump look like my dad in the 2000s!
