aeronmelon
@aeronmelon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Mom!!!! Can we pls??? 33 minutes ago:
They never have the Thunderbolt version in stock…
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 23 hours ago:
Playing as the Hulk: “This door is locked.”
- Comment on Hardest battles 1 day ago:
And these blast marks, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.
- Comment on Important safety notice 1 day ago:
“The day” is almost always a honey badger in disguise.
- Comment on how t 1 day ago:
I expected nothing less.
- Comment on Some good Halloween costume ideas. 3 days ago:
To paraphrase Yahzee from Zero Punctuation, “Rather than figure out what the mission is, I just build a shit ton of tanks and soldiers then run them from one side of the map to the other and hope I destroy the objective along the way.”
- Comment on Some good Halloween costume ideas. 3 days ago:
Considering South Korea’s total capital is owned by like four families, it’s a shitty ass monster.
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 3 days ago:
Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.
- Comment on Cooking 4 days ago:
If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.
- Comment on Pied 4 days ago:
It’s been almost 20 years, is that pie still edible?
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 4 days ago:
Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.
- Comment on Don't 5 days ago:
- Comment on Beggars can't be choosers 5 days ago:
That sunflower looking at all the other sunflowers on the ground:
- Comment on The body has a way of rejecting a bullet 5 days ago:
- Comment on A call to action 6 days ago:
“I hope this email finds you before I do…”
- Comment on Back to back back jokes 6 days ago:
“Who is eligible for a Backstreet Back?”
“EVERYBOOODY!”
- Comment on Yesterday, in a galaxy far far away 6 days ago:
This is the Stormtrooper that gets crowdsurfed, is t it?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
- Comment on A man of his word 1 week ago:
And that’s all he wrote.
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 1 week ago:
Hating.
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 1 week ago:
Seriously? We’re living in a movie.
- Comment on I'd go to that 1 week ago:
*daughter
- Comment on Brad buys a house 1 week ago:
“How do I type this alphanumerically?”
“Meow meow meow.”
- Comment on Microsoft mandates a return to office 1 week ago:
No, I’m going to keep using LibreOffice.
- Comment on Behold mortals 1 week ago:
“If this is a Consular ship then WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR?”
- Comment on All in a day's work 1 week ago:
Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”
Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”
- Comment on McDank 1 week ago:
“Welcome to McBubba’s, what can I do you for?”
- Comment on "Life imitates art" 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Lemonade was never an option.
- Comment on I'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha! 1 week ago:
Go for 100%!
