Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Gotta twist the legs the other way for that
frog@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
“What kind of community you think this is?! Turn around and squat!”
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell
AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It would’ve cost you nothing to keep this to yourself. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, y’know?
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Learning two things in one sentence. Wow. Thank you for your input.
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you’re good to go.
Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don’t have access to a hospital.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Username checks out
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
After a taste test I’ve concluded that my pee is strong enough.
three@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That tile grout ain’t gonna clean itself.
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Fuck, now i can’t get up🫢
Yoldark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Since i’ve tried this. My pee can’t get stronger or i will break walls.
Camille@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?
meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.
It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.
Camille@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Omg ok I get it! It’s to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I’m so dumb
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I did that, now I don’t need a powerwasher.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ya sure. I would snap.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
!pissposting@lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.