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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gotta twist the legs the other way for that

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

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  • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It would’ve cost you nothing to keep this to yourself. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, y’know?

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  • Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Learning two things in one sentence. Wow. Thank you for your input.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you’re good to go.

  Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don’t have access to a hospital.

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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After a taste test I’ve concluded that my pee is strong enough.

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That tile grout ain’t gonna clean itself.

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• kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck, now i can’t get up🫢

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• Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

    It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

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    • Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Omg ok I get it! It’s to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I’m so dumb

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ya sure. I would snap.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I did that, now I don’t need a powerwasher.

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• Yoldark@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Since i’ve tried this. My pee can’t get stronger or i will break walls.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

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