DrDystopia
@DrDystopia@lemy.lol
Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
- Comment on Anon is a survivor 19 hours ago:
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don’t set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what’s your hobby?
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 1 day ago:
smh
Kids nowadays has it too easy, back in my day we had to pretend we were using the toilet to meme on company time.
- Comment on Really?! 1 day ago:
It’s the cartoonized version of the profile pic of a mastodon power shit poster. She has some good stuff.
- Comment on Beachfront property 2 months ago:
a walk into the village
Sounds hellish 😂
- Comment on Beachfront property 2 months ago:
My dude, this is Jacob’s Ladder as well.
- Comment on ARMADILL-NO 3 months ago:
The beard is fake, it’s held on by glue and strings.
- Comment on Finally, FINALLY! SENPAI NOTICED ME! 3 months ago:
At least in our inboxes.
- Comment on What are your bank details? 6 months ago:
About the same ratio as the difference between a thousandaire and a millionaire?
inb4 the tenionaire crowd flaunt their wealth.
- Comment on Crabs 6 months ago:
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 6 months ago:
But what if they aren’t happy to chat on their coffee breaks either?
What you’re suggesting is basically just hitting the snooze button. “I’m sorry but I’m just the type of person who don’t do small talk.” in a polite but firm manner have worked wonders for me before.
- Comment on Observe 6 months ago:
I see.
- Comment on This app requires access to your contacts 6 months ago:
it’s just frustrating to think about what could have been and what’s waiting in the future.
Modern existence in a nutshell.
- Comment on This app requires access to your contacts 6 months ago:
Now we’re talking proper dystopia!
- Comment on This app requires access to your contacts 6 months ago:
I’d love to inherit a house even if it had no appliances and was falling apart…
- Comment on The burden of being different 6 months ago:
Usually I’m more involved when my face is planted on someone’s tits but I’ll allow it.
- Comment on The burden of being different 6 months ago:
How many truckers play them trucker simulators, how many farmers play them farmer simulations and how many dictators play Civilization?
There’s a market.
- Comment on The burden of being different 6 months ago:
How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!
- Comment on The Witcher 4 got a surprise reveal at The Game Awards, and this one is all about Ciri | PC Gamer 6 months ago:
I love 2077 but CDPR keeps on ruining my modded excellence with worthless patches. I wish they’d just give up and leave it to the many amazing modders to add content and fixes. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Do you have any recommendations for casual games? 6 months ago:
Sounds chill.
- Comment on [Meta] Some of y'all are way too sensitive for this community 6 months ago:
I know, that’s why I mentioned it instead of i.e. lemmy.marxism-leninism
- Comment on [Meta] Some of y'all are way too sensitive for this community 6 months ago:
Kilowatts make the world go round.
- Comment on [Meta] Some of y'all are way too sensitive for this community 6 months ago:
Normal folks call it a Mali domain, the tankies call it a Marxist-Leninist domain bless them for not doingq a .su domain
- Comment on The Witcher 4 has entered full-scale production, CD Projekt has confirmed 7 months ago:
They ended RedEngine with Cyberpunk 2077, too much work. Everything going forward will be UE.
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 7 months ago:
Maybe he’s the bean boy all grown up.
- Comment on Plat plat plat 7 months ago:
profound
Impressive
- Comment on Anon loves proprietary tech 7 months ago:
…But my smart watch is local sync only through FOSS alternative app. Maybe it’s a normally intelligent watch instead of a smart watch.
- Comment on As a gay I can confirm 7 months ago:
That’s hot.
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 7 months ago:
The irony is that I was being sarcastic and you didn’t understand the sarcasm of me arguing that I know what you ment better than yourself - As a reply to a comment where you explained yourself in no unsure terms. I didn’t have a problem with your statement at all, but now I’m starting to tire of your boneheadedness. But I’ll move on. I won’t interact with you again so you should be at peace. Good day to you.
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 7 months ago:
You’re not as good at sarcasm as you think. That’s irony by the way.
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 7 months ago:
Maybe you weren’t sarcastic? Stop being so judgemental.