DrDystopia
@DrDystopia@lemy.lol
Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
- Comment on Share your poops! 14 hours ago:
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
- Comment on Share your poops! 14 hours ago:
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
- Comment on coping 14 hours ago:
Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.
- Comment on SAKTEOBARD 3 days ago:
Put a million dollars in an envelope and write “Crypto Cash” on the outside.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
One would think I’d love the idea, being Scandinavian and everything. Human interaction with people outside my absolute inner circle is a pain.
Turns out that interacting with AI is even worse so I’ve bought an eBike to avoid public transit, stopped eating at QR code places and such. I don’t work for free, for the companies benefits, by doing selfscan shopping. Unless it’s somewhat reasonable, every interaction with public services is a “go-slow” operation.
They told me I could become anything I wanted, so I became sand. Not very smart throwing me into the machine.
Become sand my friends and maybe one day we’ll meet at the beach.
- Comment on SAKTEOBARD 3 days ago:
Million dollar idea, running shoes that has the word “FAST” on them.
- Comment on Fake it till you make it 1 week ago:
No, if I’m going to suffer in my own company - So is everybody else!
- Comment on JSON Statham 1 week ago:
Am I the only person who thinks of Fenton the dog every time I hear Jason! Jason! Jaaaason!
- Comment on 24.04 1 week ago:
Ubuntu
Ahahaa
That’s not the joke
Oh Snap.
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 1 week ago:
Squeeze the shit outta that llittle bugger and throw an half empty wombat at the squirrel!
- Comment on It is only half greentext, though amusing 2 weeks ago:
Has a “we’re coworkers, not friends” mentality
And if you don’t, you’re a child looking for friends in the wrong places.
- Comment on Winner winner! 2 weeks ago:
high quality positive shitpost
- Comment on Useful to me too 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes I’m a big asshole. This is made for me.
- Comment on Ah yes that's my bad 2 weeks ago:
big tiddy moth gf
I am the lightbringer to my big tiddy moth gf
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 3 weeks ago:
lmao that’s a blocking.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 3 weeks ago:
Why would you post in a leftist community if that’s the expected response?
And considering you’re talking about “this site”, it seems you don’t understand how federation work. Your ignorances is making me consider blocking “this site”, lemmy.world again. Most of the idiots I block comes from over there.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 3 weeks ago:
Lemmy as a complete community is about as shit as reddit. Just block people, communitie and instances.
I hardly see any fascists any more and when I do see someone supporting political murder, I just block them.
- Comment on Yea well it still can't have an existential crisis like humans can! Take that! 3 weeks ago:
…NOT!
I promise you, as someone overcome with sadness from watching the so-far unsolvable problems of mankind that will lead to the end of the world as we know it - Living a life where one believe simulated intelligence could solve anything at all is a dream. Ignorance is bliss.
It’s just big tech selling convenience for the trillionth time
No, once more they’re selling the impression of convenience. I.e. having the entire backend exposed to hackers because it was so convenient to vibe-code access control is not a real convenience.
They are NOT doing out of good will
Only idiots argue for such an intention.
they’re doing it to sell your data, to train their ai on it
No, they’re doing it to harvest our data. This allows them to use machine learning on the datasets but more traditionally, build profiles on their users. Access to the profiles is what they’re selling, not direct access to log data.
and do other nefarious stuff with everything you have
Then they need to step up their game as I’m self-hosting everything on a home-server. But I know what you mean. They want to do downright evil stuff with everything they can get their dirty, sticky paws on.
- Comment on Yea well it still can't have an existential crisis like humans can! Take that! 3 weeks ago:
Ah, to live a life where ones problems can be solved by an LLM. It sounds so… simple and pleasant. 🫀
- Comment on How do you introduce the Fediverse to other people? 4 weeks ago:
At least it’s a lab.
- Comment on How do you introduce the Fediverse to other people? 4 weeks ago:
He looked at me with a smile and called me a nerd…
That’s the pot calling the pot “pot”.
hoe server lab
I’m intrigued, do tell more.
- Comment on I really do.... 4 weeks ago:
It sucks our precious bodily fluids right out of us and some insane trillionaire club drink our tears while they laugh at us all.
Sweet babybackrib, let the aliens come and abduct me. I’ll happily live in a space zoo instead of this place.
- Comment on Hello there 4 weeks ago:
My “Hi!” comes after the planning phase, but I’ve been accused of not being spontaneous.
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 weeks ago:
no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 weeks ago:
From what I’ve read, we’ve all eaten cancer in industry meat like pig and cow.
… Poptarts taste like steak?
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 weeks ago:
You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 weeks ago:
Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 5 weeks ago:
taken the maximally paranoid literal meaning
Them people won’t get hung on a technicality. You have to be nuts not to be paranoid these days.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 5 weeks ago:
Yep, same. I’m not a fan of people thinking I’m not old and grumpy, but they usually find out.
- Comment on Current state of affairs 5 weeks ago:
I live in one of the Scandinavian countries. The leader of the “Red” party youth organisation had to step down last night for doing the standard “oh he got shot? How saaaad, what haaaappened?” social media reply.
She’s publicly called the print minister a terrorist, publicly said she’d join Hamas. Just a wagging finger from the public. But this? 30 minutes to step down or else. She wasn’t quick enough so the ultra socialist red party went all “or else” on her.