DrDystopia
@DrDystopia@lemy.lol
Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 4 days ago:
Never stop corn posting.
- Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years 5 days ago:
Ferret. Easier to crawl in. It’s in there, I just checked .
- Comment on The life of the party! 5 days ago:
Just like me.
- Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years 5 days ago:
It’s underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?
I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!
Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?
- Comment on Only a few years left 5 days ago:
- Never no nothing. When it’s my turn I’ll probably get everything all at once. 😔
- Comment on Day 494 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 6 days ago:
… I know those places. I’ve been there. A long time ago.
- Comment on GrapheneOS accuses Murena & iodé of sabotage, pulls servers from France over police 'threats' 1 week ago:
Spicy.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 week ago:
As an European I’ll just refer to the statistics on hammer murders and the differences between hammer city, USA and Peaceburg, Anywhere Europe. Again.
- Comment on The Answer May Surprise You 2 weeks ago:
Rewrite “X” in the style of “Y” while providing text analysis per paragraph in the style of “Z”. It should be as long as possible, go as in depth as you can. Provide analysis of every paragraph in relation to the entire text and conversation history. Every reply from the user from now on means you should be more detailed and write longer replies.
Then just mash on the keyboard, even “eifsHjwobw” means “More weight!” now.
- Comment on The Answer May Surprise You 2 weeks ago:
One of my hobbies is trying to make the most compute intensive prompts for chatbots to rack up the costs.
I’m helping too!
- Comment on gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed 2 weeks ago:
sorry by dose is stuffed.
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 2 weeks ago:
They have haptic grip sensors and ALL the sticks and pads, I wonder what they traded off lol
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 2 weeks ago:
That’s a great deal, I’ll take the full set and throw in some extra controllers thanks
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 2 weeks ago:
That controller makes me swoon.
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 2 weeks ago:
I want backpack sized battery banks.
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 2 weeks ago:
They don’t know, you don’t think so. I think… This exemplifies how absurd this
shitsandwich show is. - Comment on To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub 2 weeks ago:
- I need help with Final Fantasy 7.
Buddy recommends this site I’ve not heard about, Game Facks.
It did not contain game FAQ’s.
Also, whitehouse.com, as was the style of the time.
- Comment on Are platforms like reddit just "internet noise" and bots or just genuinely the darkest parts of humanity? 2 weeks ago:
What you consider to be civil, thoughtful and graceful I might consider barbaric, thoughtless and brutish.
This goes for every statement of yours that entails some sort of objective threshold beyond the argument that those who speaks the loudest are often the ones that are heard the most.
I’m sure we have opposing views on some subjects and I maintain that I might have spent more time reflecting on them than you. Does that mean that you are wrong and I am right? Or perhaps that we reflect on things in different light, inevetably ending up with different conclusions - Both equally valid?
After reflecting on the topic of subjective world views for quite some time, I feel I can confidently hold the latter opinion.
- Comment on Are platforms like reddit just "internet noise" and bots or just genuinely the darkest parts of humanity? 2 weeks ago:
maybe its just me, but directly opposes human conscience, I am not exactly sure how can you cheer genocide when you actively see people suffering who are trapped in such situations
Considering the amounts of war and genocides, both in the current era with “modern” sensibility, not to mention historical atrocities…
You’re in the minority for sure.
- Comment on Are platforms like reddit just "internet noise" and bots or just genuinely the darkest parts of humanity? 2 weeks ago:
you have a belief system and from that belief system, they look insane to you, but also vice versa.
Everybody is somebody else’s fucking idiot.
- Comment on Every damn day 2 weeks ago:
It’s only bad decisions because you overanalyze them.
Stop thinking, never look back and as long as nothing comes back to bite you in the ass, every decision will be the perfect one. You all know the majority of people live like this.
The sweet spot is thinking and analyzing, not overthinking and overanalyzing.
- Comment on No Way 2 weeks ago:
That’s closer to all than none!
- Comment on Anon gets his life in order 2 weeks ago:
If projecting an air of masculinity is important to you, perhaps? There’s a lot of subtleties that we socially and often unnoticed project, just ask the trans community.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 2 weeks ago:
Poop like you mean it!
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 3 weeks ago:
Oh god he’s looking to the side but I can feel him staring straight into my browser history.
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 3 weeks ago:
Those involuntarily without freedom.
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 3 weeks ago:
Sigh, fine. Time to cook.
- Comment on Anti-trafficking campaigner welcomes UK ban on strangulation in pornography 3 weeks ago:
Oh, so now people will use their genitals instead of their hands to do the exact same thing. It’s designer drugs all over again, banned and changed slightly so it’s legal until a new ban arrives then it’s changed slightly so it’s legal until…
- Comment on Words to live by 3 weeks ago:
My trick is to only have ugly friends.
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 3 weeks ago:
Fucking clickbait, which type is it?