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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Doctors don’t do that anymore because it’s not a reliable test; they just do blood work now.

  If your doctor still does this, it’s probably for nefarious reasons.

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  • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I knew I couldn’t trust that bastard

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When am I supposed to go get my butt fingered? 40 or 50? 🤔

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  • Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They just make you shit in a box unless there’s a concern these days

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aww cmon! That was the one good thing I was looking forward to! 😩

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are blood exams that replace both. There have been for years.

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    • Anissem@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can it be like an Amazon box? I have a few of those

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I already had a stroke before 45. Doctors ain’t got nothin on me.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cancer at 42 over here.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You win this round.
      Who else do we have here?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Serve time, doc?

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