SnotFlickerman
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Our News Team @ 11 with host Snot Flickerman
- Comment on Jesus Christ, Photoshop... 9 hours ago:
God forbid a woman not be up to date on the politics of modern technology.
- Comment on Tru 10 hours ago:
I’m not your chum, mate.
- Comment on Tru 10 hours ago:
At least the feeling is justified, then.
- Comment on Tru 11 hours ago:
I feel personally attacked.
- Comment on Sonic turns 35 today—what does this franchise mean to you? 21 hours ago:
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter .com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: that’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the EARTH. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher; I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
- Comment on Heard you was talkin' shit 1 day ago:
What’s the Bat Drone doing in the Backrooms?
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- Comment on Working in fast food... 2 days ago:
Well I guess this makes it officially time to rewatch Black Books.
- Comment on these folks loved their social programs and FDR 3 days ago:
You mean Biden, who is still alive and was part of the problem? Also Nancy Pelosi. Senator Angus King. Senaot Dick Durbin.
If I recall correctly, Boomers became the dominant age group in 1998. There were still plenty of Silent Generation people in there until more recently, like Dianne Feinstein, for instance.
- Comment on Why is it almost every cease fire or deal made in the Middle East everyone adds a little fuck you to the Kurds? Just like the MoU screwed them. As far back as I think Nixon was fucking over them. 4 days ago:
I winced writing it
- Comment on Why is it almost every cease fire or deal made in the Middle East everyone adds a little fuck you to the Kurds? Just like the MoU screwed them. As far back as I think Nixon was fucking over them. 4 days ago:
- Comment on Why is it almost every cease fire or deal made in the Middle East everyone adds a little fuck you to the Kurds? Just like the MoU screwed them. As far back as I think Nixon was fucking over them. 4 days ago:
Nobody wants Kurds in their way.
…I’ll show myself out.
- Comment on What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)? 4 days ago:
Fancy a wank, mate?
- Comment on What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)? 5 days ago:
Agreed, every sequel was trash.
- Comment on What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)? 5 days ago:
I will likely be crucified for this, but it’s true…
Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
This game was hard as fuck and super satisfying to beat.
- Comment on God speed brother 5 days ago:
- Comment on God speed brother 5 days ago:
Me with RAGE
- Comment on God speed brother 5 days ago:
- Comment on yes 1 week ago:
- Comment on Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella on Xbox: ‘We have to turn this into a sustainable business’ 1 week ago:
Like all “streaming” services it’s just a big fuck you to artists/developers and just money in the pocket of executives.
- Comment on Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella on Xbox: ‘We have to turn this into a sustainable business’ 1 week ago:
Enshittification incoming, GamePass enjoyers.
- Comment on Congratulations! 1 week ago:
Our long national nightmare is finally over.
- Comment on "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" 1 week ago:
wew lad
- Comment on Alien 1 week ago:
I mean, the music snobbery of acting like we weren’t cool if we didn’t listen to the right bands, and the slacker attitude that eventually grew into Boomer Juniors… yeah, fuck em, worth forgetting.
- Comment on Alien 1 week ago:
Yep, and if I recall correctly, it usually hit cable TV first, and then edited-for-broadcast-TV versions later.
- Comment on Alien 1 week ago:
ACKSHUALLY, 1980 is the end of Gen X and 1981 is the beginning of millennials, the oldest of which would have been 18 in 1999.
So the oldest millennials would have been having their first birthday.
- Comment on Alien 1 week ago:
We got em years later on cassette at Blockbuster, and we would re-rent and re-watch our favorites sometimes.
There also weren’t as many movies to choose from, nor was it all available at our fingertips all the time.
- Comment on Alien 1 week ago:
Too much ibuprofen use can lead to ulcers, please limit use to the worst days.
Source: have cancer, can’t take acetaminophen or naproxen, they conflict with my meds, I can only take ibuprofen.
- Comment on Safe sex 1 week ago:
Titties instead of tiddies?
*Internal screaming
- Comment on How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done? 1 week ago:
