SnotFlickerman
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Our News Team @ 11 with host Snot Flickerman
- Comment on FCC to rescind ruling that said ISPs are required to secure their networks 2 hours ago:
Soon:
ISPs: We fired all our junior Cybersecurity employees and replaced them with AI.
Bubsy: What could pawssibly go wrong?
If European companies didn’t already have good reasons to pull their data of US data centers, they sure as fuck do now.
- Comment on fart 22 hours ago:
My question immediately is about the placement of the cotton ball. Is it like… on a small platform behind the person in question, or is it nestled in their ass crack right above the hole? Is the person bent over? Because I would assume they would have to be for the fart to have upward thrust instead of downward.
I have already thought about this way too much.
- Comment on Be this guy. 22 hours ago:
have “problem”
don’t care
have no problem
problem is septic tank is broken, poisoning the ground, neighbors complain, city health department gets involved, forces you to replace septic tank or get connected to city sewer lines for at personal cost while also fining the living shit out of you for environmental damages because you neglected it
i am deeply in debt and can’t take a shit in my own home
- Comment on Where is modern Punk? 2 days ago:
G.L.O.S.S. comes to mind. Too short lived.
- Comment on modern meal 2 days ago:
Don’t forget antibiotics and rBST in that estroborger
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Oh yeah, it’s unfortunate how far behind Android is on this when Microsoft basically had it ready to go nearly 10 years ago and then dropped it because they were losing money on their phone department and not capturing any market share.
I honestly think Android isn’t cut out for it to begin with, because it was always a mobile-first OS.
They had a pretty okay thing going with ChromeOS and now they’re killing it in favor of moving Android to their PC line… which I personally think is the wrong move, but hey, I’m not that smart so what the fuck do I know.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
You could even run the desktop edition of Windows 10. And that was in 2015!
If I recall correctly that was called “Continuum” and was a big goal for MS at the time. It’s why they kept the Windows 8 tiling style for the phone and kept the option to use the tiling style in Windows 10 early on because they wanted every version on every device to functionally work the same. That way, whether you were using a tablet, a phone, a laptop, a desktop, or some other as-of-yet-not-defined form factor, you’d have a “continuum” of experience that was unchanging. The goal was to have a phone you could plug into a keyboard, mouse, and monitor, and use just like a PC.
I never had a Windows Phone, but I messed around with a friends, and I have to say, I never understood why they dropped their plans, it was ahead of it’s time and would have been a literal game-changer in the PC-use-space. I actually had really high hopes for the whole program at the time and was quite disappointed that they bailed on their plans and stopped developing the Windows Phone entirely, and by extension, their plans for Continuum. To this day that’s still my dream phone, one that’s essentially also a desktop computer in disguise.
- Comment on Same... 2 days ago:
Oh they definitely are, a URL isn’t a very good substrate.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
What do you mean no apps, it had Internet Explorer and Skype, that’s practically the whole internet! /s
- Comment on Same... 3 days ago:
Of course it doesn’t mean that, practically any substrate can be turned into a mushroom!
- Comment on Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever 3 days ago:
Probably a somewhat popular opinion in the Linux crowd already, but I think we should be pressing companies to find better ways to manage anti-cheats than kernel-level anti-cheat anyway. I’m glad I don’t play games like that because I don’t like how it works at all.
- Comment on chat is this real 3 days ago:
Chilledcow forever.
- Comment on Taking strip poker up a level 4 days ago:
Playing strip poker when all he really wanted to be doing was playing Burnout Revenge on the PS2 while drinking diet Mountain Dew.
- Comment on How “Neutrality” And “Free Speech” Become Excuses For Driving Out The People You Claim To Value 4 days ago:
Never believe that corporations ever cared about pesky things like human rights or that all human lives have value.
No corporations started hiring and selling products to women, to people of color, to LGBTQ+ groups because it made them more money. They never cared about any of these groups at all or their rights. They just knew that not hiring the best workers from each group and not being willing to sell them products was leaving money on the table.
So really the decision here follows from that same logic. They hid behind neutrality while keeping the person who made them more money. As sad as it is to say, this is the same logic that got them to accept and sell products to these groups to begin with. In the end, it’s literally always been about money and nothing else. They hide behind lofty values as a PR move, and nothing else deeper than that. It’s always just been propaganda to increase profits.
The only color they care about is green.
- Comment on You're so predictable 4 days ago:
Gottem
- Comment on Are there good Movies, TV Shows, Anime, with wholesome family (particularly parent-child) relations? 4 days ago:
A show I forgot from my prior post because it’s so new is Joe Cappa’s Haha You Clowns on Adult Swim. It’s very loosely modeled after the classic sitcom My Three Sons and follows the loving and earnest adventures of 3 beefy Chad teens and their love for their equally beefcake father who recently became a Widower as they lovingly try to fill his broken heart with love. The sincerity rounds the bend to being absurd and funny, but the relationships on display are all loving and healthy.
- Comment on Are there good Movies, TV Shows, Anime, with wholesome family (particularly parent-child) relations? 5 days ago:
Joe Pera Talks With You.
Joe’s love for his grandmother will make you cry. Then his best friend Gene’s sweet relationship with his sons will make you cry again.
The Midnight Gospel
It’s only really in the final episode of the series, but Duncan Trussell’s relationship with his mother was beautiful and sweet, as evidenced in the finale of this short series.
Nathan For You
While Nathan For You really isn’t about Nathan Fielder’s relationship with his parents and they are only minor characters in the series, in their few appearances, you can tell how much love and respect he has for them. His father loved Taiga soft shell jackets, and as a Jewish family, his father was devastated when Taiga paid tribute to Holocaust denier Doug Collins in one of their winter catalogues. Nathan would go on to create an entire company dedicated to making soft shell jackets in the style his father liked called Summit Ice Apparel so his father could feel comfortable wearing clothing from a reputable company that didn’t promote Holocaust deniers. 100% of the profits of Summit Ice go to the Vancouver Holocaust Education Centre in Vancouver, British Columbia.
- Comment on Are there good Movies, TV Shows, Anime, with wholesome family (particularly parent-child) relations? 5 days ago:
Before Bob’s Burgers there was Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, which is where H. Jon Benjamin (voice of Bob) really got on the map in the 90’s. He was so young back then, he played the son.
But I always thought it was a very sweet relationship between a single father who was very understanding and patient with his twenty-something year old son who was perpetually without a job and very immature. So patient, so kind, so loving, no intent ever to kick him out and make him “grow up.”
In fact, Dr. Katz, Home Movies, and Bob’s Burgers are all Loren Bouchard projects. He was a writer/producer/editor on Dr. Katz but he was a creator on Home Movies and Bob’s Burgers.
Fun fact about Dr. Katz. Jon Benjamin’s character, Ben, was infatuated with his fathers secretary, Laura, who was played by Laura Silverman. Even though in the show her character couldn’t stand Ben, in real life Jon Benjamin and Laura Silverman were dating at the time.
- Comment on How to minimise the space taken up by windows partition? (dual-boot) 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t delete stuff from the laptop manufacturer right away, but the AdwCleaner is an AdWare cleanup app from Malwarbytes and can be safely removed as it had nothing to do with Windows Defender.
- Comment on How to minimise the space taken up by windows partition? (dual-boot) 1 week ago:
Even if you were running a VM, bare minimum suggested space for Windows without many apps installed is anywhere from 60GB-80GB. 100GB is really about as low as you really want to go. If you wanted a performant Virtual Machine, with ability to install other applications, you would want to give it that much space, which means it would still be taking up that much space on your drive.
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- Comment on When did people start saying "have a good rest of your day" 1 week ago:
Have a good none, Bob
- Comment on Taft Punk 1 week ago:
I’d rather listen to some James K. Polka
- Comment on I don't get it 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Just call me “Stretch Nuts.”
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
If the SD865 is the undisputed champ does that mean that the Lite version is actually the best for Switch Emulation since that’s the one that ships with SD865?
- Comment on My AYN Thor 1 week ago:
Damn it can play Mario Odyssey?? I am a little surprised it can emulate Switch games, but damn that’s cool.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Whoa whoa buddy, nobody is shitting on you for your preferences.
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The original post by this woman stating “how many drinks would it take for you to forget I have a dick” is part of the problem because it normalizes the idea of a beautiful woman having a dick as a fetish instead of just “some beautiful women have dicks.”
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When someone says “who cares” they aren’t necessarily saying there is anything wrong with a different opinion. In my case, it was meant as an implication that the original question itself is problematic to begin with.
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I didn’t feel attacked when @IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world suggested that “you are the bottom, ya lucky bastard” despite the fact that I am strictly a top when it comes to trans women… because they weren’t implying that was something wrong with feeling differently and I upvoted them because it was funny.
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A lot of those women (who aren’t busy using fetishization of their dicks as a business model) don’t actually like having a dick and want to get a full bottom transition surgery but cannot afford it and/or are prevented from pursuing it due to how fucked American healthcare and the issue of being trans is treated at all. Even if you don’t like the bits they have now, there may be a future where they no longer have those bits, and in the meantime there’s two other holes they might be happy to have you sexually active in. In my experience, a lot of transwomen who still have their original equipment don’t want it touched at all because it’s a reminder of their gender dysphoria/dysmorphia.
Anyway, wasn’t meant to say that you can’t have your preferences.
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
If she’s hot and wants you who cares what set of genitals she’s got?
Either way she is a beautiful woman who wants your company.
- Comment on What is the world coming to? 😔 1 week ago:
Oh no, the world is filling up with young people and us olds and our dumb fucking memes are being drowned out by these young people’s dumb fucking memes! /s
