SnotFlickerman
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Our News Team @ 11 with host Snot Flickerman
- Comment on Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him 19 hours ago:
All I can see is a pineapple.
- Comment on Sparkle and Drama 19 hours ago:
I need this kind of fair godmother.
- Comment on Honestly, given her self-awareness, this might be wife material. 3 days ago:
She will be someone else’s wife, though.
- Comment on 11 year old girl telling Abraham Lincoln to grow beard so more people will vote for him (it actually worked) 4 days ago:
What they don’t tell you is that it just made other men want to vote for him because of his sick beard.
“Sweet beard, bro!” - a Lincoln voter
- Comment on Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it 5 days ago:
It’s largely from intergenerationl trauma, in my opinion. I think if we could somehow get a large chunk of society the mental health help they so desperately need, we could at least be helping enough people to make a positive difference in their children’s lives. The thing is, its just such a monumental task, I doubt we’ll ever really be rid of all the trauma and weird ancient cultural expectations that live within nearly everyone.
- Comment on Thank you for your service 5 days ago:
Thanks, I hate it.
- Comment on What to do with a 10-year-old Macbook Air? 5 days ago:
Well and despite how quickly it has grown, Asahi is still a work in progress and have not updated for M3/M4 processors yet, even when M5 is on the verge of dropping. I honestly feel like old Intel macs are a waaaay better bang for your buck if you want a stable server box.
- Comment on What to do with a 10-year-old Macbook Air? 5 days ago:
…and they had only embraced PowerPC maybe 12 years earlier in the early 90s, if I recall correctly.
- Comment on What to do with a 10-year-old Macbook Air? 5 days ago:
Hell, Linux runs great on my nearly 20 year old 2007 iMac.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 5 days ago:
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
- Comment on it's great 5 days ago:
In my forties and have been kicked when I am down my whole life and am not expecting anything to work out like that for me.
- Comment on I fixed my meme 6 days ago:
I just block the hornyposting.
- Comment on it really do be like that 1 week ago:
I feel personally attacked.
- Comment on Someone tell the world to slowdown so I can catch up to the events of the previous 12 hours properly 1 week ago:
Nope, take it in your cornhole, good sirt.
- Comment on What are some interesting and fun things to do while you are doing cannabis? 1 week ago:
Probably seems old hat, and seems unaffordable but perhaps take in a play, or a musical, or if you’re lucky enough to be close to one still operating, take in a drive-in movie.
I always found that finding a reason to dress up at least a little and go do something fun together as a shared activity helped alleviate the boredom of the norm.
- Comment on Your daily Luigi post 1 week ago:
It looks like he’s shifting his knee forward uncomfortably because some weirdo in a Free Luigi shirt just slapped him on the ass.
- Comment on woops 1 week ago:
This is how I end up suddenly getting the gumption to do chores at 3 in the morning.
- Comment on These various juices look delicious. 1 week ago:
Let’s get embalmed baybee
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 1 week ago:
The TV show on HBO wasn’t, ehich may be what they’re referring to here.
- Comment on Forg 1 week ago:
Forg
- Comment on How to install Windows on your Steam Deck 1 week ago:
- Comment on Jacob Werewolf be like 1 week ago:
Exactly as bad a love story as Twilight.
- Comment on SBA #59 2 weeks ago:
And you! You’re too fucking… Blond!
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 2 weeks ago:
🫏
- Comment on Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company 2 weeks ago:
…because of course it is.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
*slams divorce papers on the table
I came prepared for this.
- Comment on Funny Insults 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Steam :: About the New York Attorney General lawsuit against Valve 2 weeks ago:
How Valve sounds right now: “It’s totally cool to rip off kids with blind box stuff and get them addicted to gambling mechanics!”
I’m with you OP, we need to stop it in physical games as well. Just because Magic the Gathering does is and Labubu does it doesn’t make it okay. It actually just creates artificial scarcity and pushes children and the families providing them the money to gamble ever harder to get the rare drops, on the off chance that those are valuable.
Even Beanie Babies never stooped that low.
- Comment on Any of my fellow hetero men ever feel like lying down on a bed with your cute guy friend and the two of you pretend like you're gushful princesses and 3 weeks ago:
pierced and tatt’d gutter punk ladies is def a better choice
- Comment on Any of my fellow hetero men ever feel like lying down on a bed with your cute guy friend and the two of you pretend like you're gushful princesses and 3 weeks ago:
!onehundredninetysix@blahaj.lemmy.zone is over this way cutie patoots.
