SnotFlickerman

@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The potato of EVIL⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you doing? Because I’m a potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peter Thiel and other tech billionaires are publicly shielding their children from the products that made them rich⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also publicly admitting to wanting to be despots.

  Of course the opiate for the masses is not for theirs. They know at this point the Internet is technically an infohazard. They made it that way on purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did someone say LAMP?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eminem & Dre. Eminem is the one sitting down to pee. Dre has to go number two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I agree with don⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I sit down when I pee
  There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
  I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
  Why is everybody always staring at me?

  Hey bro, I gotta go
  Let me through, I gotta go number two
  No can do, I’m taking a pee
  Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

  Are you sitting down? I’m sitting down
  And you’re not making brown? I’m not making brown
  Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade
  But are you sitting down? I’m sitting down!

  Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
  Then you can pee in the urinal can
  If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
  I just can’t stand touching my dong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there really no poll function on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who gives a shit about a fucking poll?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*inhales* 🖕🙂‍↕️🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop I can only get so eShrect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOP brass claim not even death can stop McConnell from finishing his term⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the christian conservative version of the onion, the Babylon Bee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still waiting for a response...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Texted from a giant steampunk spider robot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still waiting for a response...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs five more hot dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Court just ruled that police need a warrant to use phone location data⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for the thoughtful reply to my dumb joke, ha. Genuinely, I appreciate it. Because I am in the same position when it comes to my feelings on it. I feel like if we tried to get rid of police the ex-police would just organize snd become terroristic entities demanding their jobs back… a situation in which you will need, you guessed it, a police force to police the ex police. There’s basically no good solutions other thana massive subset of humans choosing to be better people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Court just ruled that police need a warrant to use phone location data⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who enforces the enforcemen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suck my⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Put em in your mouth and suck em

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting called out by the actual platform⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  redditor simulator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting called out by the actual platform⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blaspheme. This is Lemmy.

  It should be "They should just switch to Apple Linux. "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stay hydrated🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s why after i take a drink i make sure sure to make that refreshed sound of the tonque click into “aaaaahhhh.”

  i make sure do it even more loudly at restaurants so everyone knows how tasty the water there is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting called out by the actual platform⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here you go OP, please no more sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good song for the 4th!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  This is definitely the kind of prayer I was praying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good song for the 4th!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please God, if you’re out there listening. He is going to give a speech in blazing heat today. You know who I’m talking about. Do us all a favor, will you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me more about how freezing water is the end of civilization.

  Just because people are paying a premium for it doesn’t make it any worse than the bags of ice at the grocery store.

  Ice was one of the first things humans used to keep things cold, and was super important on the path to refrigeration and freezing.

  While I know a lot of technologies are overused, and capitalism twists them to disgusting ends, but refrigeration is a massive boon for making food last longer. Most American families just have ones far larger than they need and as such they end up wasting food instead of getting fresh food regularly and using it all up before it goes bad in the fridge. I personally enjoy a small fridge.

  Also, freezers and refrigeration are an integral part of the medical sciences.

  Anyway, personal opinion, this is pretty innocuous compared to like, jet travel between Seattle and Portland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need some help with Brütal Legend's combat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *sigh

  *starts installing Brutal Legend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Geese, why are you like this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing i dont like about the word canal is that if you remove the C is spells anal! HA!

  -Steven Gonville Toast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Real and based. If you get them on GOG, you can download offline installers with no DRM. My GOG collection isn’t as big as my Steam, but it’s also fairly significant as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

  This brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can’t figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You would think that’s what every parent would prefer…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, that’s my point about them being widely abused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why get a PC when it won’t work in a year they said.

  Interesting because my Steam digital purchases go back to 2007 and I can still play them all.

  My first digital purchase was the Orange Box and my second purchase was Psychonauts.

  I had purchased Half Life 2 as a physical copy and it still works, too.

  Sure they’re all just licenses, but a lot of effort has been put into me being able to continue playing them, including on Linux.

  Yes, Valve is a different story because they’re a private company, but 20 years of license when I could play on any computer I owned at any time I think is showing that digital licensing isn’t inherently evil as much as it is widely abused for control.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That was kind of my point? That just because it’s “dangerous” for children doesn’t justify banning it wholesale. Sorry I wasn’t more clear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of an era?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So is Microsoft who owns Minecraft who definitely presents private servers as dangerous (which for children may very well be true).