The look you have when you realize you've made the greatest alien movie of all time

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• fucktrump@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This should be in the running for worst movie ever made. It’s a 90 minute advertisement for Amazon Prime and Microsoft Teams, probably written by AI, and has zero tension building with the worst CGI alien robots I can remember in a film. Plot holes galore, like how Microsoft is still functioning when everything else on the internet isn’t.

  HOWEVER, as a dystopian horror, it’s pretty solid. Most of the NSA tech probably exists, the sounds of a Teams call are haunting given my tech job, and if an Amazon drone is the only thing standing between us and total destruction, we should welcome the end.

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  • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This should be in the running for worst movie ever made.

    It probably will be. It’s currently holding at 0% from 12 critics on rottentomatoes.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got 5 minutes in and immediately turned it off after a nasa weather scientist called ice cube. The silence was better than whatever this “movie” had to offer

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Context?

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  • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    new “War of the Worlds” movie. with Ice Cube. shot during covid.

    www.imdb.com/title/tt13186306/

    pretty sure it’s not the greatest alien movie of all time.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right, because Ice Cube was already in the best alien movie of all time, Ghosts of Mars.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ice Cube’s new Microsoft Teams movie

    youtu.be/oIXFOlTyhHI

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hes in the new Alien movie

    I guess its good

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s John Carpenter’s The Thing, though.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Arrival but you got close

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was very confused when I saw the thumbnail of this then read the synopsis. Then I saw the abysmal rating.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just watched it last night. It was definitely NOT “the greatest alien movie of all time.”

  That’s the look you have when you realize that someone thinks that POS movie you shot for the paycheck during Covid is being called “the greatest alien movie of all time.”

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Daddy chill

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, so you haven’t seen it?

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  • Tronn4@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a Lemmys 😅

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, I’m certain I’ll end up watching this due to circumstances beyond my control. But in my defense, watching it will ultimately spare me from having to watch Another Sandler Movie Part Two, so overall it’s a price I’m willing to pay. The things I do to keep the peace.

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• BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You better answer

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Give that forehead an egot!

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