DragonTypeWyvern

@DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve noticed your kind can never quite bring themselves to do that, which is weird because you’ll lie about everything else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨comparison⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And a bun???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sold my first painting⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pit it on this dude’s funeral slideshow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t deny option 1 though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lingo⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Under the tail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It supports fascists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He can try dammit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lingo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ventral, as in the opposite of dorsal, as in dorsal fins.

  So in this case the dangler is ventral anatomically while the doingler is dorsal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop-up Amazon TV ads despite charging people monthly fees for their ad-free plan.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Steal from them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That is our word!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s tarnished and might taste funny. Plus it’s got those weird ridges which would bother some of the neurospicy peeps until they learn not to suck it like a goddamn “lollipop” when they’re eating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t clamp down on the spoon like you’re trying to pay rent with alternative options

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OLAY!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With a side dose of a fun historical deep cut that the Scottish royals and Gaels/Scoti as a whole claimed to be the descendants of pharaohs through (the mythical) Queen Scota’s daddy.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scota

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OLAY!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Label the bull as Elon and the wife as the red cape and you’ll have a perfect meme…

  But then you couldn’t put in shitposting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mid Career Marine Biology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The scammer, seeing every Westerner saying “pull the trigger, pussy”

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disabled man denied access to train at Homerton station over ‘made-up rule’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or bigots just lie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting rephrasing of the fascist concept of degenerate modernity, bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s someone younger than thirty named Peyton in Tennessee they’re named after Manning, even the girls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m waiting for your statistics fam, as well as your explanation of why you think you should imply survivors are dangerous from them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peyton did, don’t take away his agency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s some pretty big clues in the photo and name (Peyton meaning Manning in TN)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay bud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh wow, common sayings, the bastion of fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The one thing about A Million Ways To Die in the West that I retained is the point it made about those elaborately groomed mustachios, that they were in fact a social display of wealth. Obviously not just a regular old soup strainer, but the waxed and oiled curly villain special?

  It’s just not something I had considered since it was such a default appearance in Westerns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice demonizing of survivors based on some shit you read once and gave no further thought to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emperor of overpromising Peter Molyneux says he's done with games after Masters of Albion, which is also his 'redemption title'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all comedy with a dose of “fuck the government”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ?

  Bro you spammed limit breaks in that game, tell your kid self to git gud

  FF7 was the unrelenting Summon Fest once you got mimic and w-summon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re all in this together” says the guy shooting holes in the bottom of the boat as he grabs a helicopter’s rope ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s a pseudomythical figure and you should treat stories about him about the same way you treat a story about Moses and the like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr. Pope⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong, only Gnostics are real Christians, demiurge stans don’t count