Southern USA core.

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?

   

  They never turn their back on family!

  🥁 🥁 🛎️

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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• nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Butt stuff only?! Awe!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t that the preacher zone?

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  West Virginia. Mountin’ Mama.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Country head, take me there
    To the point I come everywhere
    West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
    Take me there, country head

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don’t deserve to be associated with that flag.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re the first one to mention flags.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Found the southerner in this comment section!

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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    • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

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    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      … what

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    reletively yes but you still shouldn’t.

    a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

    so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> … nth.

    after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but… anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.

    I can’t even

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• Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      An ex of mine had this situation!

      Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve got 2 sister cousins. My mom’s sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re talking about people for whom “blood relative” and “potential mate” are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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• Leather@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don’t put this shit on all of us.

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• josefo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is soaking still cool?

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They’re southerners, not animals.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t that Mormons?

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OMFG!

  That is Savage AF!!

  But completely true!

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