Butt stuff only?! Awe!
Southern USA core.
Submitted 10 months ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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nocklobster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with
kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Found the southerner in this comment section!
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
reletively yes but you still shouldn’t.
a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.
so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> … nth.
after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but… anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.
Siethron@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
West Virginia. Mountin’ Mama.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Country head, take me there
To the point I come everywhere
West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
Take me there, country headebolapie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don’t deserve to be associated with that flag.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’re the first one to mention flags.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re talking about people for whom “blood relative” and “potential mate” are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.
Leather@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.
Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
An ex of mine had this situation!
Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.
axexrx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve got 2 sister cousins. My mom’s sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is soaking still cool?
Tja@programming.dev 10 months ago
Isn’t that Mormons?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit
IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
OMFG!
That is Savage AF!!
But completely true!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don’t put this shit on all of us.
josefo@leminal.space 10 months ago
Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?
They never turn their back on family!
🥁 🥁 🛎️
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.