Butt stuff only?! Awe!
Southern USA core.
Submitted 2 months ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Found the southerner in this comment section!
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
reletively yes but you still shouldn’t.
a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.
so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> … nth.
after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Iirc first cousins have a 5% chance of terrible outcomes, which might sound low but… anyone who has played D&D or other d20 TTRPGs know how often 1s hit.
Siethron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
West Virginia. Mountin’ Mama.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Country head, take me there
To the point I come everywhere
West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
Take me there, country headebolapie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
West Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don’t deserve to be associated with that flag.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re the first one to mention flags.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re talking about people for whom “blood relative” and “potential mate” are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.
Leather@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.
Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
An ex of mine had this situation!
Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve got 2 sister cousins. My mom’s sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is soaking still cool?
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They’re southerners, not animals.
Tja@programming.dev 2 months ago
Isn’t that Mormons?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They invented the move but everyone is free to do dumb shit
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
OMFG!
That is Savage AF!!
But completely true!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
I like making fun of confederate sympathizers, but don’t put this shit on all of us.
josefo@leminal.space 2 months ago
Incest meme aside, I would be fucking furious if one of my fellow siblings put me in the cousin zone. It smells weird there.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?
They never turn their back on family!
🥁 🥁 🛎️
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.