chatokun
@chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 4 days ago:
As a person who plays Final Fantasy, the only character with an ass that big is Byregot. Maybe she’s got his blessing.
- Comment on I don't know who The Rizzler is and Im not interested. 1 week ago:
I understand the appreciation of the…“theatre” of wrestling, but I can’t get past how much it destroys their bodies. I don’t watch football either. I could watch fiction about both.
- Comment on it's making the frickin frogs gay 2 weeks ago:
Eh, that’s your view of it. I first came across this joke in high school, with our chemistry teacher. He didn’t do it to feel superior; if he wanted to do that he could humiliate us in different ways. He used it as a teaching opportunity to show how a slight exaggeration on true facts and a complicated sounding word could confuse people.
He probably also did it to show us why learning some chemistry nomenclature could help us out. He was a fun teacher that loved showing us the joy of science, not a condescending asshole.
You seem to think we all enjoy tricking people, but there are several comments here explaining the joke for people who don’t get it. If they weren’t here, I or someone else would have. Not everyone who has a little fun with something someone doesn’t know yet does it maliciously.
The whole 1 in 10000 xkcd thing is something I love, and whenever my fellow IT people get angry that some client doesn’t know something we find obvious, I counter that there’s tons of law, fashion, medical etc stuff we dint know but our clients are experts at.
- Comment on it's making the frickin frogs gay 2 weeks ago:
Very intelligent people can like childish fart jokes and dad jokes. It has nothing to do with their intelligence; people just have opinions on humor. I don’t like scatological jokes, but I don’t try to define someone’s intelligence with it. That would be extremely stupid, as they are not related.
- Comment on Super accurate 3 weeks ago:
Ehh, too jingoistic for me. I don’t really like flag based outfits unless it’s something like the Olympics, but I also mostly dislike that too (not the athletes, but the organization and the damage it does to areas it’s held in).
- Comment on In heat 3 weeks ago:
I sometimes ask questions, and sometimes I’m forced to because the original answer somehow misinterpreted my query. I also do searches like you mentioned, but I don’t exclusively do one of the other.
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 5 weeks ago:
I had googled for it and saw people say they tried support and couldn’t get it, so I didn’t myself, but I guess I should have tried anyway.
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 5 weeks ago:
Might be too late now. That was last summer ago.
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 5 weeks ago:
RawTherapee. I had to pull it up again. I think DarkTable is the one that crashed on me. www.rawtherapee.com
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 5 weeks ago:
RawTherapee. I had to pull it up again. I think DarkTable is the one that crashed on me. www.rawtherapee.com
- Comment on Adobe Creative Curse 5 weeks ago:
I found an open source replacement for Lightroom that finally worked (others I tried crashed loading my raws). While testing it, my subscription renewed (I can take criticism that I should have known and cancelled before renewal, but…) I then tried cancelling right after, but Adobe only gives a grace period on first purchase, not renewals. If subscription automatically charges, that money is gone.
- Comment on Anon doesn't understand mirrors 5 weeks ago:
I don’t get the frame problem; many mirrors are framed, and lots of them used to check stuff like hair styling etc. My bathroom mirror gets too fogged up to check after a shower, and it’s always good to once over yourself.
Not trying to shill for Amazon but as an example www.amazon.com/framed-wall-mirrors/s?k=framed+wal…
Of course you might just mean the framing as in composition.
- Comment on tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes 5 weeks ago:
My motivator to get out of bed is not getting fired and feeding the cat. I seldom drink coffee. Made well I enjoy the taste, but it’s ever been good at keeping me awake or making me productive.
- Comment on What's the community for stuff like this? 1 month ago:
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
- Comment on Anon watches It 1 month ago:
Nmap isn’t encouraged where I work. I ran it once on a customer’s IP a couple months when I first started here. The firewall interpreted it as an attack, and blocked us for 20 mins. Except we had a BOVPN connection to them, so 20mins never reset because it thought we kept hitting it. Since we needed to hit it to change the setting manually, it was pretty annoying to fix, though one of our guys managed about 5-6 hours later that night.
- Comment on The world is only about me 1 month ago:
Honestly most do not. Plenty of parking lots I go to (mostly supermarkets) don’t have these and people park fine, 90% of the time. People do take advantage and drive across when leaving and entering sometimes, but usually that isn’t an issue either
On the other hand,I still remember trying to go to the movies with friends in a busy shopping plaza and some asshole with huge tires on his truck parked in a way that took up 4 whole parking spaces. I wanted to key up the truck. I wanted super powers that would let me move it to the lake, upside-down. That was like 12-15 years ago and it still makes me irrationally angry a bit.
I doubt these would have stopped that particular truck, but like many seemingly dumb rules, they aren’t for the majority. They’re for the occasional asshole who refuses to abide by the social construct. America certainly panders to those with the whole focus on individualism, but it hardly has a monopoly.
- Comment on ONE OF US 1 month ago:
It’s Dr Manhattan at home
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
I never really got to use good mechanical pencils so I don’t know much except… Not 7.
- Comment on pain plant 1 month ago:
Adding to the other responses, birds have simple digestion systems and the seed makes it into the poop, which birds do in flight so the seed will spread. Mammals digestive systems would destroy the seeds before they can spread
- Comment on Foiled again 😩 2 months ago:
- Comment on ugh i wish 5 months ago:
A lot of people take humor as fact, either by not understanding it as satire or by thinking it’s funny because it’s true etc. So while a bit of a party proper, I don’t think some light correction is all that harmful.
- Comment on Fallout London is a better game than Fallout 4 5 months ago:
Yeah, but if you want more people to talk about it with you should link it anyway, so others can try it out.
- Comment on your mom falls significantly faster than g 6 months ago:
For some reason on my client, it can’t remove the spoiler (gives a network error). I’m assuming it says that since the ball has more mass, it has a higher attraction rate of its own gravity to Earth’s, so does fall faster in a vacuum but so miniscule it would be hard to measure?
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 6 months ago:
Oz is a Doctor, and was a very good one who got corrupted in his aim for fame and fortune. Part of his tragedy is that if he’d shut up and just do his actual doctor work only he’d be a benefit to society, not the detriment he is now. It’s important to know that he’s worse because he had actual skill as a heart surgeon. Quoting wiki:
In 1982, he received his undergraduate degree in biology magna cum laude[3] at Harvard University.[31] … In 1986, he obtained MD and MBA degrees from the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine[30] and Penn’s Wharton School.[34][35]
- Comment on Fead 6 months ago:
Haha, I was worried there were some obscure deaths I didn’t know about.
- Comment on Fead 6 months ago:
The triangle is HUGE, and due to where it covers, a lot of shipping went through it, and still does iirc… Saying its dangerous because ships wrecked there often isn’t that far off from calling Earth dangerous since every human has died there. It’s a true statement, I suppose, but the context helps understand it’s not a very reasonable one.
- Comment on Eels 6 months ago:
So finally Have You Checked Your Butthole is the actual correct answer?
- Comment on Life imitates art? 7 months ago:
Theres a CGPGrey video that describes old techniques. It’s not quite up to date on some of its predictions, but it is how some machine learning works. Of course, it doesn’t discuss current proprietary techniques, because those are company secrets. Still, it’s as good a guess we’ll likely get, unless something radically different has been invented:
There is also a second video about more modern stuff, but it’s more a footnote:
youtu.be/wvWpdrfoEv0 - Comment on I'm radicalised by this photo 7 months ago:
Sure, but a big business doing large volume would care less. They generally already order with the built in assumption that even if the amount is correct, not every single one would be usable. At certain costs/products this may require accurate counts (like say docking stations) but with other certain things, including some foodstuffs and of course much cheaper supplies (like say disposable straws or chopsticks) they wouldn’t even bother to count to make sure they got 10000 straws this order instead of 9995 straws. The amount of money paying someone to coun that to be sure would be more than the missing straws worth, unless you suspected your supplier was shorting you on purpose.
If you need more specifics, then generally the smart thing to do is find a machine that already counts more accurately than a human, like change/bill counters, or other counting machines. Generally isn’t worth it to have any employee count large numbers regularly.
- Comment on I'm radicalised by this photo 7 months ago:
I’ve definitely counted paper the same way. Basically needed to sort short pieces of paper by the thousands. We weighed something like 20-25 sheets then used that weight as a measurement.
If you need a perfect count, then you’re correct about the accuracy, but generally a few off here and there isn’t that big a deal. Many companies will allow for some error because it isn’t worth the time to track it down to perfection. This applies even to food standards: the FDA allows up to 60 insect parts per 100g of chocolate (coffee, the cutoff is “Average 10% or more by count are insect-infested or insect-damaged”). They also allow mold up to a certain %. 4% for coffee, and I’m seeing some say 10% for certain fruits. You can see lists here: www.fda.gov/food/…/food-defect-levels-handbook
Perfection is expensive, cheat a little. Your boss may have been annoying, but in general he’s more correct than you were.