ebolapie
@ebolapie@lemmy.world
- Comment on Little treat 10 minutes ago:
same as it ever was
- Comment on Basic courtesy 1 week ago:
If you don’t like people bullying you for not putting back the cart don’t post online about it.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 1 week ago:
They just pass the cost back to us, genius. You’re lazy for not returning the cart and lazy in your justification.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 1 week ago:
The topic of this post, on the memes community, is shopping carts. I think it is an okay place to share our opinions about lazy people.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 1 week ago:
Yeah, etiquette is important. I’ll tell you off for queue jumping too, if you like. Did your parents not teach you to pick up after yourself? Do you need to be sent back to kindergarten?
- Comment on Anon works at gamestop 1 week ago:
Yes. We had to get rid of the game because he was playing too much.
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 2 weeks ago:
You used to be able to get a mecha for a five cents. Gimme a mecha for a nickel, we’d say. We didn’t have actual nickels (because of the war) so we used jam jar lids instead. Now where was I? Oh that’s right, mecha. Now one time Puddinhead, his name was Gerald Brown but everyone called him puddinhead because he had this hat that looked like a pudding cup. I don’t know where he found it. Maybe he made it, which, in retrospect, was really neat. We were a little too hard on old Puddinhead. Anyway…
- Comment on Warp Five: The Lower Decks Cast on the Cerritos' Future 3 weeks ago:
Brange New Worlds
- Comment on Olive Garden 3 weeks ago:
OG breadstick quality depends on a couple factors:
- Who is running the bread oven. Some people suck. Some people give zero shits. Sometimes the bread person is having a bad day.
- How long the bread has been off the truck. Our breadsticks come par-baked and frozen. If they don’t get a chance to thaw (like when we’re busy and moving thousands of breadsticks an hour) you have to chuck em in the oven frozen, which means you have to get the outside way too done to get the inside up to temp.
- How long the bread has been sitting in the warming drawer. The Right Way™️ is to turn bread over every 15 minutes so it’s always fresh, but we don’t do that for a few reasons: food waste = lost profit, so we only do that when a corpo is coming, and more importantly you people act like we killed your dog when you have to wait more than a couple minutes for absolutely anything. I have seen bread sit in the warmer for hours, at which point it gets dry and tastes like cardboard. But we’ve all come to the silent agreement that having too much mid bread is better than having not enough decent bread.
- Sometimes we switch bread suppliers. I do not know why. Sometimes the bread is better. Sometimes the bread is worse.
- Comment on Can Americans afford beans though? 4 weeks ago:
I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to by an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens
- Comment on unless it’s really really funny 4 weeks ago:
One time I passed a horse in the street. A bunch of times, actually.
I have also caught a fish with my bare hands. One time after I threw a rock at it. I have also fished from camelback, and I was wearing pajamas. I have also chased a fish in a Louisiana state park (we were playing tag). I got a fish drunk in Cleveland. I have also used dynamite to fish in Pennsylvania.
There are a lot of laws about fish
- Comment on why can't there be a soda dispenser for energy drinks? 5 weeks ago:
Land of the free my ass
- Comment on I love the Amazon delivery guys. They always hide my packages under my door mat 1 month ago:
that’s a nice doormat but what package are you talking about
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 1 month ago:
I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.
- Comment on My favorite 1 month ago:
It really depends a lot on management. The one I work at takes customer service deadly serious, and we band over backwards in the name of being accommodating. Had what you described happened to someone at my restaurant you would have had your entire meal comped and probably a gift certificate along with a profuse apology from the person in charge.
- Comment on this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting 2 months ago:
Smaller trout.
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 2 months ago:
This copypasta is closer to GTA IV than GTA VI on the timeline.
- Comment on Do linux users have wives? 2 months ago:
One of the devs she was complaining about got fired. The blowback hit harder though. She got fired, her (former) employer and her personal blog both got DDOSed, and she received a shitload of graphic death threats.
- Comment on billions & billions 2 months ago:
What if the homunculi argues that it, as a new and distinct being, has committed no crimes, and deserves to live? What if it begs for its life as you load it into the teleporter to
split it back up into your science officer and annoying morale officershoot it into the sun? - Comment on One wolf only tells the truth, the other tells only lies 3 months ago:
I need an ibuprofen…
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 3 months ago:
There’s no such thing as a “UK.” You just made that up.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 3 months ago:
My girlfriend loves the little trinkets and doodads I run off for her. I gave her a little tree that holds her jewelry and she got all moony and immediately asked for a couple more.