ebolapie

@ebolapie@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God called their souls home. Of course. HE works in mysterious ways but we do live in His universe and we have to trust His wisdom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety Bill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they just really hate the uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When reality smacks you in the face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “there used to be a streetcar here but you filthy animals tore up the tracks and here we are in the far fucking future stuck at a light”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick thinking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like a house md deleted scene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess would be heated seats and driver aids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you wanna get sued for hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and lose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my oven and I’ll put my head in it if I want to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⠀ ⠀ a⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “real life?” Sounds fake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⠀ ⠀ a⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I just read an SCP document

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. It no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

  Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot take: all world heritage artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

  Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He wears toe shoes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on my understanding of the state of the ground in cities, that is gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is a tree?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bugs are the tits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called “Australian black widows” over here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bugs are the tits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The life support machine called…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Abraham Lincoln’s head just did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  During the siege of Leningrad they actually did have to resort to cooking in machine oil, among other awful things. Of course they were almost all women, because the men were fighting the war

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read in popular science that it might be possible to use a variety of different kinds of gases to carry heat, or perhaps some kind of radiant heat or even radio waves to cook food. But sadly this fantastic technology is still just fiction. I hope I get to see a form of cooking that doesn’t involve immersing food in hot liquid. I wonder what it would taste like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For future reference !fuckcars@lemmy.world is a community on the instance lemmy.world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  China will still have an operational station. Probably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will rice fix it?!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, as long as he doesn’t hear you calling him that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly at that point just use the whole onion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shine a laser on the moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the median is 24 I think we have problems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happens too often to both women and men⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this comm is for shitposts, not shit posts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Asinine, fatuous, inane…