ebolapie
@ebolapie@lemmy.world
- Comment on Protip: 5 days ago:
He wears toe shoes
- Comment on Protip: 5 days ago:
Based on my understanding of the state of the ground in cities, that is gross.
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 6 days ago:
What is a tree?
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 6 days ago:
If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 1 week ago:
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
- Comment on Bugs are the tits 2 weeks ago:
They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called “Australian black widows” over here
- Comment on Bugs are the tits 2 weeks ago:
Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 2 weeks ago:
The life support machine called…
- Comment on Calm down 2 weeks ago:
I think Abraham Lincoln’s head just did that.
- Comment on So close! 2 weeks ago:
During the siege of Leningrad they actually did have to resort to cooking in machine oil, among other awful things. Of course they were almost all women, because the men were fighting the war
- Comment on So close! 2 weeks ago:
I read in popular science that it might be possible to use a variety of different kinds of gases to carry heat, or perhaps some kind of radiant heat or even radio waves to cook food. But sadly this fantastic technology is still just fiction. I hope I get to see a form of cooking that doesn’t involve immersing food in hot liquid. I wonder what it would taste like.
- Comment on The city is so lively 2 weeks ago:
For future reference !fuckcars@lemmy.world is a community on the instance lemmy.world.
- Comment on Kinda fucked up tbh 3 weeks ago:
China will still have an operational station. Probably.
- Comment on Will rice fix it?! 4 weeks ago:
Sure, as long as he doesn’t hear you calling him that
- Comment on Speak American 4 weeks ago:
Honestly at that point just use the whole onion
- Comment on Shine a laser on the moon 4 weeks ago:
If the median is 24 I think we have problems
- Comment on Happens too often to both women and men 4 weeks ago:
this comm is for shitposts, not shit posts
- Comment on Awooo 5 weeks ago:
Asinine, fatuous, inane…
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 1 month ago:
- Comment on Thought provoking tee shirt 1 month ago:
See, no, it’s funny because… um… gay. And if you’re gay, that means you want to kiss. And I definitely don’t want to kiss, haha, unless? Wait no just kidding, haha,
- Comment on Dolphins Communicate with ‘Fountains of Pee’ 1 month ago:
Do the dolphins aim the pee fountain into the whale urine funnel?
- Comment on If you're still on Lemmy... 1 month ago:
What else am I going to do with my time, read a book? I can’t even read an article!
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 2 months ago:
Not to put too fine a point on it but whose fault is that?
- Comment on Elevated 2 months ago:
Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.
- Comment on Elevated 2 months ago:
My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better
- Comment on Appers 2 months ago:
Fair enough. I do love me a hockey crowd. I just wanted you to know you guys stole those jeers from the Fort Wayne Komets, whose fans most definitely certainly came up with them all on our own.
- Comment on Appers 2 months ago:
Hate to break it to ya but those aren’t unique to Preds fans
- Comment on thanks mom 2 months ago:
That one has seven names attached to it
- Comment on light pollution 2 months ago:
I don’t have a PhD but I do hate light pollution. And while I’m too lazy to look up a source, I can offer an explanation. Shitty outdoor lighting produces a lot of glare. Meaning if you’re on a path that is lit with very bright lights, especially if you can see the bulb directly, your eyes won’t adapt to the lower light and anything in shadow becomes invisible. Pools of darkness in brightly lit areas are a terrific place to hide.
Anecdotally, problem people are also afraid of the dark. There’s a park near my house that serves as a shortcut between two streets. It has two paths. One is a brightly lit paved walkway next to the baseball diamonds, and the other is an unlit service road. I usually take the unlit path because glare tends to give me headaches. I have seen more sketchy shit happen on the brightly lit path from afar than I have ever seen on the dark path.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 2 months ago:
My town had a family video, not a blockbuster.
