ebolapie
@ebolapie@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you are going to put a sign on your car, this is a good one 17 hours ago:
I love interfaith dialogue as much as the next guy but we’re talking about a humorous bumper sticker. The audience of said bumper sticker is not going to find that the inclusion of the Buddha enhances the joke at all.
- Comment on lightbulbs 1 day ago:
I have a couple lifx bulbs and my partner brought like 8 cheapo Chinese ones with her when we moved in together. It is quite nice. The LIFX bulbs give much higher quality light and better color, but the ability to schedule lights on and lights off is incredibly nice. I would not recommend WiFi bulbs to anyone for the following reasons:
- They are horribly insecure. I have them walled off in their own little VLAN but it still makes me paranoid. I’m no hacker but they have Internet access and radios, so I’m sure there’s a server in Shenzhen that knows our comings and goings, when we have guests over, etc. They also have my IP address and all of my neighbors’ SSIDs so they know exactly where I live.
- They are a pain in the ass to set up. You have to power cycle the bulb five times, then wait for it to enter a pairing mode, then you have to wait for the stupid app to find the bulb,which doesn’t always work. After that, you have to select your wifi network from the list, which again it might not always actually detect, even if it’s a 2.4GHz network (because almost none of them support 5GHz). Then you have to type in your wifi password. Repeat this entire process for every. Single. Bulb. You’d think the process for the LIFX bulbs would be more streamlined because they’re six times the price, but you’d be wrong. In theory they’re Homekit enabled, which is cool if you have an iPhone unless you lost the barcode they put in the box. Or unless you have an older model. And again, sometimes they’ll just refuse to work. I have a Color Mini that just stopped being smart one day. It’s a really expensive normal bulb now.
- If you put too many of them on the router your ISP gave you there’s a good chance you’ll start overwhelming it and your performance will degrade. More than like 15 devices total (including the bulbs, smart speakers, TVs, gaming consoles, phones, laptops, etc) and a bottom range router is going to start begging for death.
Overall the WiFi bulbs suck complete ass and I’m keeping them because the lady likes them and it works so long as I don’t touch anything. I’d like to try using zigbee bulbs because they solve a lot of the problems I have with WiFi bulbs but replacing the system I have would be expensive, even after liquidating the old ones on eBay.
- Comment on spagung adventures #18 1 day ago:
idk what Squidward is complaining about funyuns rule
- Comment on HD 137010 b 1 day ago:
They want the power over others. At the very least they’ll want harems. My point here is there are more, ahem, local solutions to our inequality problem.
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 1 day ago:
No it’s not. Being misogynist means hating them for being women. There are plenty of other reasons to hate them, none of which have to do with their innate characteristics.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 1 day ago:
It’s like a fermented mash of grain and grass. It’s a good way to turn corn into better feed. Unfortunately that’s as much as your getting out of me while I’m hung over.
- Comment on HD 137010 b 1 day ago:
Yeah but then the billionaires wouldn’t go. We can’t trick them into going without them taking a bunch of working class people to torture.
- Comment on HD 137010 b 2 days ago:
Not without condemning their personal staff to a living hell
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 days ago:
Hosts seat servers awkwardly -> server workflow gets frontloaded -> servers spend all their time greeting and grabbing drinks/setups instead of prebussing -> bussers have to do more work to get a table guest ready -> hosts start to panic as the lobby fills up -> hosts yell at bussers to teleport around the restaurant as soon as a guest so much as thinks about the check -> repeat
I live in the death spiral. I have a different seat but we’re all on the same damn ride. I hate corporate.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 days ago:
Oh, cows are quite simple. They eat silage and turn it into milk, beef, methane, and more cows. Male cows don’t produce milk. Steers turn all the silage they eat into beef. Bulls turn 1% of what they eat into cum and the rest is used to produce pure, unadulterated rage.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 days ago:
The 2% refers to the amount of fat in the milk. Whole milk is usually something like 3-4%. So 2% milk actually is the “other 98%.” Milkfat is actually not bad for you either, vitamin d is fat-soluble and taking the extra milkfat out can make it harder for you body to absorb it.
Fat is also flavor, and when it comes to something like yogurt you have to put something else in so it won’t taste like shit. That something is usually sugar. For the same flavor yogurt its usually at least double the amount in the fat free variety. And it still tastes like shit if you ask me.
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 days ago:
You just reminded me of my short bastard super from one of my old jobs. They put me on the prep deck to get all the wash process water off the parts before they go into the paint booth. One day they bump the line up to something like 14 feet per minute and tell me that I should stop the line if I need more time for quality reasons. So I stop the line. Fucking Mike whips in there with his private forklift and goes “hey why the fucks the line stopped” and hits the go button. A couple back and forths at shift meetings and I give up, because they e got me working 5 or 6 10s and I have lost the ability to give a damn. So now the paint is fouling on every fourth part, and when the facility manager comes round bitching about our reworks guess who gets thrown under the bus?
God I hate manufacturing
- Comment on How accurate is this? 2 days ago:
Lemme at the guy about the milk, lemme at him, I wanna explain some shit to that guy, hey guy how much fuckin time you got pal, I wanna tell you about how cows work
- Comment on A new quest appears... 2 days ago:
And that’s why mine are on their own VLAN with their own SSID. My TV and my phone are still spying on me though.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
It’s a dictatorship with a suggestion box. All hail the mods.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
mods = gods
- Comment on Every night 4 days ago:
As a wise man one Posted:
Go ahead. Keep scraeming “Shut The Fuck Up” at me. It only makes my opinions worse
- Comment on They're perfect 4 days ago:
Time to bag em and freeze em and tell yourself you’re gonna make banana bread.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
My life was better before I saw either of your posts.
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 4 days ago:
What is the difference between fructose in fructose in an orange and the fructose in HFCS? Like if I presented you with two molecules of fructose, how would you tell which came from an orange and which came from coke? It seems to me like you are repeating my point back to me, which is that it is the vehicle through which the fructose is introduced to the body that makes a difference, rather than one sugar being fundamentally different from the other.
Why would the concentration increase if I juice two apples instead of one? The quantity of juice produced would surely increase, but why would the concentration without further processing?
Sucrose is unstable in the environment of a soda can. It breaks down into fructose and glucose. Depending on the amount of time the soda has been canned it might contain zero sucrose.
- Comment on Twodaloo 4 days ago:
Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I’m on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I’m busy trying to survive.
- Comment on Twodaloo 4 days ago:
This reads like something out of The Sims
- Comment on Almost there 5 days ago:
I gotta find a job where people won’t notice when I slack off
- Comment on Norway anon pirates 5 days ago:
important: don’t know how to cook and be born after 1992
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 5 days ago:
Soda contains primarily fructose as a sugar, either because they put the fructose in when they made it or because the sucrose is broken down into fructose + glucose by the acid in the soda. It is not the type of sugar that makes fruit healthier than soda. Rather, it’s the other stuff in fruit. When it comes to glycemic index (how quickly the food raises your blood sugar) fiber is the hero, because it slows the absorption of the sugar by your gut, which means fruit doesn’t spike your blood sugar nearly as quickly as sugared soda. Fruit juice (which is basically fruit minus fiber) has a shockingly similar glycemic index to Coca-Cola.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I know we’re not supposed to kink shame, but…
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 5 days ago:
Fruit is healthy in moderation because of all the fiber. Soda also contains primarily fructose.
- Comment on Word ofs wisedome 5 days ago:
Sorry To Bother You (2018)
- Comment on What a selection! 6 days ago:
isn’t red bull weirdly right wing or am I confused
- Comment on Do people eat this? 6 days ago:
You have to be really hungry before you eat the fucking bread