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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look at my horse.

  My horse is amazing.

  Give him a lick.

  He tastes just like raisins.

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• Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. It no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

    Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      bad horse
      bad horse
      bad horse
      he’s bad

      he rides across the nation
      a thoroughbred of sin
      he got the application
      that you just sent in

      we’re focusing our business
      and hiring from within
      there’s currently no vacancies
      within our evil agency

      bad horse
      bad horse
      bad horse
      he’s bad

      the evil league of evil
      is downsizing you see
      although we are still interested
      in your CV

      so please keep it updated
      and keep your schedule free

      you’ll be the first
      to know of course
      we’ll keep in contact!
      signed bad horse

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?

    Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…

    …later, in the horse cave…

    Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fangirl: ^let^ ^me^ ^get^ ^my^ ^saddle^

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not sure but I think the joke is that you expect a punchline but then it’s just radiation poisoning

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  • echolalia@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Horses aren’t real, but if they were I’d want them to get radiation poisoning

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :3

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Talk about a hot foot!

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