QuantumSparkles
@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Asking the difficult questions 19 hours ago:
There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 days ago:
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
- Comment on dating profile 1 week ago:
Dead :)
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 weeks ago:
He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off
- Comment on *Yawn* 2 weeks ago:
Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 3 weeks ago:
I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog
- Comment on A lamb amongst wolves 3 weeks ago:
I would like to know how to be in this scenario
- Comment on Scandal 3 weeks ago:
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 3 weeks ago:
Why does he look weird even while eating
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 1 month ago:
Put your hand in this box, Paul
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 1 month ago:
While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues
- Comment on 1 month ago:
woof
- Comment on He looks so shocked 2 months ago:
I was trying to figure out what was wrong with his skull before I realized the just flipped his dang eyes
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 2 months ago:
I remember someone once saying that Shin Megami Tensei is the game your conservative parents tried to convince you Pokémon was, and that stuck with me
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 2 months ago:
Honestly that sounds like a pretty rad take on the creature-collector genre. I’d play that game, sounds like a spinoff of SMT. Maybe your stepdad missed his calling as a game designer
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 months ago:
I refuse to believe he is that stupid
- Comment on digimon 2 months ago:
Can someone explain why his name is terriermon when he is clearly a rabbit
- Comment on gaming 2 months ago:
Finally a reason to go other than just Gundam kits!
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 3 months ago:
I saw a cow eat a baby chicken once
- Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now 3 months ago:
Bro just clean your ears bro
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 months ago:
Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.
- Comment on Wavy 4 months ago:
I like this template. A lot.
- Comment on Spiritual Safety Tip! 4 months ago:
It’s parody, but the word “witness” in this context gives me flashbacks regardless
- Comment on I'm down 5 months ago:
It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 5 months ago:
I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)
- Comment on Interesting 6 months ago:
I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women
- Comment on Bookmark 6 months ago:
Physics
- Comment on Recession indicator 6 months ago:
“But we appreciate your—“
Feet pics
- Comment on Crunchy 6 months ago:
What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy
- Comment on ‘Grimsburg’, ‘Krapopolis’ & ‘Universal Basic Guys’ Renewed At Fox 6 months ago:
Is that the guy from Disco Elysium