QuantumSparkles
@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Magical 3 days ago:
It’s called the Augur of Ebrietas and it is easily dodged because of the telegraphed wind-up and narrow hitbox so it’s not really worth it despite how cool it looks
- Comment on Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships 5 days ago:
I meant just the x-files wojak lol
- Comment on Today is the 40th Anniversay of Zelda! 5 days ago:
I remember experiencing that moment like 4 times in Ōkami
- Comment on Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships 5 days ago:
Anyone have the original
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 5 days ago:
I’ve always hated pears, then I had a good one. No graininess, just incredibly juicy and flavorful. Haven’t found one like it since.
- Comment on Two sides to every story 6 days ago:
Honestly one of my favorite fictional characters ever
- Comment on Laser LED Therapy Underwear 1 week ago:
Get someone who looks at you like
- Comment on big improvement 2 weeks ago:
I am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 3 weeks ago:
100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a platter
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Artist?
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 4 weeks ago:
It’s called queefhopping
- Comment on They only come out at night 4 weeks ago:
The Moder
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 1 month ago:
Look at a xenonorph in profile and it is very clearly a penis
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 1 month ago:
…movies?
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 1 month ago:
Their head is a penis. I guess that’s why
- Comment on 🪳life 2 months ago:
*cocksona
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 months ago:
That’s one of my favorite episodes!
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 2 months ago:
And one hole to rule them all.
- Comment on Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut. 2 months ago:
Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites
- Comment on Asking the difficult questions 2 months ago:
There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 2 months ago:
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
- Comment on dating profile 2 months ago:
Dead :)
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off
- Comment on *Yawn* 3 months ago:
Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 3 months ago:
I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog
- Comment on A lamb amongst wolves 3 months ago:
I would like to know how to be in this scenario
- Comment on Scandal 3 months ago:
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 3 months ago:
Why does he look weird even while eating
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 4 months ago:
Put your hand in this box, Paul
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 4 months ago:
While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues