QuantumSparkles
@QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 1 day ago:
100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a platter
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Artist?
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 1 week ago:
It’s called queefhopping
- Comment on They only come out at night 2 weeks ago:
The Moder
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
Look at a xenonorph in profile and it is very clearly a penis
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
…movies?
- Comment on sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening 3 weeks ago:
Their head is a penis. I guess that’s why
- Comment on 🪳life 1 month ago:
*cocksona
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 1 month ago:
That’s one of my favorite episodes!
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 1 month ago:
And one hole to rule them all.
- Comment on Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut. 1 month ago:
Someone tell me what is the Lemmy and or Linux of porn sites
- Comment on Asking the difficult questions 1 month ago:
There’s 72 but I’m really only interested in summoning the hot ones, which are like, maybe two of them
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 2 months ago:
That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption
- Comment on dating profile 2 months ago:
Dead :)
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
He was being pragmatic honestly. A major part of his constituents are older folks who are more vulnerable. Probably didn’t want any potential voters dying off
- Comment on *Yawn* 2 months ago:
Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 2 months ago:
I feel like we are making a lot of assumptions about “Bubba” being Clinton and not just the name of Mark’s dog
- Comment on A lamb amongst wolves 2 months ago:
I would like to know how to be in this scenario
- Comment on Scandal 2 months ago:
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
Why does he look weird even while eating
- Comment on The fucking HP printer lives better than I do 3 months ago:
Put your hand in this box, Paul
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 3 months ago:
While I can’t speak for the left, the one on the right is definitely a girl rat, which I can discern from subtle clues
- Comment on 3 months ago:
woof
- Comment on He looks so shocked 4 months ago:
I was trying to figure out what was wrong with his skull before I realized the just flipped his dang eyes
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 4 months ago:
I remember someone once saying that Shin Megami Tensei is the game your conservative parents tried to convince you Pokémon was, and that stuck with me
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 4 months ago:
Honestly that sounds like a pretty rad take on the creature-collector genre. I’d play that game, sounds like a spinoff of SMT. Maybe your stepdad missed his calling as a game designer
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 4 months ago:
I refuse to believe he is that stupid
- Comment on digimon 4 months ago:
Can someone explain why his name is terriermon when he is clearly a rabbit
- Comment on gaming 4 months ago:
Finally a reason to go other than just Gundam kits!
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 5 months ago:
I saw a cow eat a baby chicken once