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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Novocirab@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How much is normally in there? And how?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.

      Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.

      Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food.

        And these rules are for asthetic reasons, not safety, because the processes used kills any bacteria on them already.

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    • Blaster_M@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Emi@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sadly you can’t make things 100% clean even tho it’s disgusting but I think there is some limit of rat poop in foods and other things. Don’t know exactly how much tho. Just what I heard don’t quote me on this.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I stopped drinking milk the day I learned that the FDA has a limit on the amount of puss from a burst udder blister, and it’s not 0%.

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      • namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Milk has always grossed me out for weird reasons. Reading comments like this makes me glad for that.

        And for anyone that has some kind of gross facts about oat milk, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT THANKS!!!

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      • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The FDA also has a non-zero limit on insects in most foods, so you’re better off just growing and raising your own produce and animals.

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    • Longpork3@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A not-insignificant amount.

      Cows will shit in the milking shed with the same frequency as they will shit anywhere else they stand. Probably a higher freqency because they are often agitated by the loud noises, and hairless apes fondling them.

      The machines used to milk them are very simple pneumatic massagers hooked up to a vacuum hose. If those machines fall off, or get kicked off by an agitated cow, they will suck up whatever else they come in contact with until someone notices and comes to pick them up again or shut them off.

      It is an absolutely regular occurence that cow shit gets sucked up into the lines and pumped into the milk vat. Filter socks(think a coffee filter, but the size of a poster-tube) are installed in the line before the milk vat to reduce the amount of solids that make it through, but there is always some amount of liquefied cow shit ending up in the milk.

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    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just the usual amount. I don’t think we want to know.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      About 20%

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably somewhere betwen 10 PPM and 100 PPM

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  • YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ive already been on edge for the past 30 years with how American products aren’t allowed directly in other countries because the EU bans certain chemicals.

      And post-DOGE, I’m absolutely mortified.

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      • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hey due to mountain dew I’ve consumed crazy amounts of bromine! That’s why it was banned in the EU. No longer contains it though which is nice

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But Kinder eggs are going too far for Americans, it seems.

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  • public_image_ltd@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reason is the udder being not far away from the anus so literally shit happens. But there are procedures in the chain that reduce the risk. The milk is pasteurised and homogenised for this reason.

    And this is exactly why i recommend raw milk to all my MAGA friends, hoping they will develop a natural resistance against being fed shit.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are the assholes, they are the ones providing the shit.

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    • Zanathos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like the way you think sir.

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  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you don’t have the time for homemade, store bought is fine.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good idea, probably saves a lot of money too! Any tips or tricks for beginners?

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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok but why you crop it that way?

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    • Novocirab@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.

      (The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)

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  • ScrollerBall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    realsimple.com/butter-recall-april-2025-11712447

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    • rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for the link. My first question was, “What brand, what item?”

      Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.

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      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Extra Creamy

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      • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I had a couple sticks of the standardly creamy Cabot in the fridge and happily still cooking with it. Extra creamy just seemed excessive when I saw it in the store.

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you. The picture they chose to use is of a butter that we actually buy and had me a bit worried for a moment and you saved me a frantic internet search.

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here’s a version with better cropping:

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  • BzzBiotch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The brand is “Cabot Creamery”.

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hopefully it has nothing to do with their chip supply chain… I do loved that smoked cheddar chip…

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now this is shitposting

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We always buy unfecaled butter then add feces depending on the recipe, taste.

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, the Trump regime will get rid of the FDA, and recalls like this won’t bother you ever again.

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  • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fecal recall

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Another reason to go vegan:

    Your butter won’t have shit in it!

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is no vegan butter that holds a candle to real butter though. And there are also feces in flour and most other foodstuffs. Can’t reliably pest proof food stores and fields without exterminating all life. Just cause it sounds disgusting doesn’t mean it is.

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      • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good point

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    • Mallspice@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fat in general

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With the levels of deregulation in the US, everything will eventually contain shit.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Elevated

    …unquote.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t spell butter without butt.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, maybe eating stuff that came from poor sick and exploited animals breasts is not a great idea?

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    • syreus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cruelty improves the flavor. We should start waterboarding our vegetables to clean the manure off and give them that inhumane zing.

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Waterboarding vegtebales sounds like a fancy way of saying washing them

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The real meaning of butter!

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hmm, that butter tastes a little bit more shit than usual.

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Total Recall (1990)

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fecal what? Fecal mama? Fecal manners? Fecal Madonna?

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, as in “elevated amount of rat hair”, meaning that more than the allowed 3 rat hairs per pound.

    Simple.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What you wanna do is it’s closer to 1 rat hair per pound too often, add some yourself so it keeps rising the 3/lb limit, otherwise next year they’ll change the quota!

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  • Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a shit butter.

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What should we have expected, “butt” is right in the name.

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  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doesn’t a little fecal matter elevate everything? 😄

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So this is what happened after the dude couldn’t hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk that’s kinda shitty of them

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