FreshLight

@FreshLight@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are allowed to write “eleven”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨frfr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Rad!

  Bio-Rad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers 7th grade⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *Student showssignss of severe depression*

  *gets suspended from school*

  Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Greekmaxing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ADHD go brrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems like you missed the watermark in the picture. It’s from SweetFellas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tradition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also I don’t have sand in my eyes atm. I love it when there’s no sand in my eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate that that happens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always read “read” as “read” but now everything’s different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No fucking way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll Inside: Do you use the pink hand soap?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon chooses to live in the moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:

  If you or anyone you know might be struggling, here is a place to start.

  May it be helpful to someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vital Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True! Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should've got it from the Dwarves...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, thank you for pointing that out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should've got it from the Dwarves...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s about the copper complaint tablet, isn’t it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Choose?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤣💀💀🍎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a tragedy of our times⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking love it! Great edit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Altered the timeline⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you have your reasons for posting the most dogshit version of this picture available, while also linking to a site with a much clearer version.

  In case someone wants a better version and to save a click:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Printer ink solution?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha good point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Printer ink solution?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is, though.

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests something⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guys, please do if you can’t help yourself but I’m quite sure that it won’t work.

  *Receptors on different parts of the body do different things. The taste buds on your tongue respond to whether or not food is edible—and of course, provide taste—while the taste buds on your testicles instead send signals to your body about sperm and testosterone production.

  And the scrotum does not have “taste buds,” to be clear. “It’s also important to note that the taste receptors are in your testicles,” adds Justin Dubin, a current Urology Resident at the University of Miami and soon to be Northwestern University fellow specializing in male infertility and sexual medicine. “When you dip your balls in food or sauces, you’re actually only exposing your scrotum to the food … which is the skin surrounding and protecting your testicles.”

  In addition to your scrotal skin, you have other layers of tissue that separate your testicles from the outside world, so it is safe to say putting food or any other item on your scrotum won’t get you anywhere close to direct contact with the actual testicle.

  “Even if you were able to somehow put food on your actual testicle, which I recommend never trying, the taste receptors would not allow you to taste anything as they simply do not function the same way they do in your mouth and you would not experience the sensation of taste,” Dubin adds.

  You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

  “Obviously this does not happen—further dispelling the myth that has been propagated,” he says.*

  -Dr. Jamin Brahmbhatt, MC, urologic and robotic surgeon.

  I am not sure whether this article was solely published in Men’s Health but here’s the article:

  menshealth.com/…/do-testicles-have-taste-buds/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just great! Now I want that :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sample Text⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes! The coco nut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey nerd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That quality is CRISP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never understand this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthy eating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitting aside, I legitimately think that this is the first step. Think about eating better every now and then without making yourself feel guilty if you can’t do it at times. Adapt your mindset over time. Maybe replace some sides with a healthier alternative or add some healthy snacks. Slowly sneak the better diet in there. If you forget it or knowingly push the better foods away don’t beat yourself up. Just try to continue.

  For me this had a way better effect than rapidly changing all my dietary habits at once.

  Be a trash panda, eat fast food, as long as you keep healthy foods in mind and keep trying.

  🦝

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am lost. Can someone spoonfeed me the meme?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weevil Wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weevil Wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I fucking miss weaviltime so much it hurts. I’m just no good at moderating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pademelon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Where feathers?"

  • That pandemelon probably
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animals that use Drugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for clarifying. At first I mistook it for a photograph.