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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

That is by far the shittiest version of the “which pill/superpower/xyz ?” that I’ve seen.

“No more fat”, “Have many followers” and fucking “Increase 5cm height” nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.

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Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Yeah what does even “no more fat” means? You can’t eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?

Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.

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- Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  It means that all your hard drives would be converted to NTFS from FAT32
  
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  - anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I thought this was Linux land, surely it’d be ZFS no?
    
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- white_nrdy@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  203cm clocking in, and I completely agree with you
  
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I think “many followers” means being famous?

And the “increase 5cm” has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.

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- AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you’ll need a much larger bathroom.
  
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redwattlebird@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Hey now… I’d totally take the extra 5cm. Maybe 15cm.

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- FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I would, too. It’s just… At least write something like “increase own height by 5cm”.
  
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