AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got to catch them al, but now there’s an endless stream of them being generated by the Nintendo IA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was the fall of Rome this stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody’s got that kind of time any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my smart hot air fryer, every single time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My rule for appliances is that if it has recipes, it can directly fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Knell”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This os only true if the apps play nice. Some save stuff in their own arcane space, never to be seen again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero surprise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At the term of a revolution, the object is typically right where it started. It’s basic physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, could you pop it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense, they’re waiting to see how your civil war is going to turn out first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny toy things being sold at Walmart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "We need a manager to unlock the vibrator and butt plug cabinet in aisle 12, thank you "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it boring with money too. The main difference is that you lose money instead of fake money. So I still like it better in games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does the quality of downloaded youtube video increase after being downloaded?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As they mature on your disk, the quality slowly increses. Although after a while, videos get overripe and eventually dissolve in a mess of macro blocks. That’s why it’s important to know when to move them to cold storage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays GTA V⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I only play first person games. My mental illnesses are local instead of floating about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HÖNKHALT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I figured it out. You have to hatch them in the bags! That’s the trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HÖNKHALT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think there’s a practical way to actually put swans in ikea bags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's really not⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, just buy bootstraps and pull on them, they’re actually quite cheap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I realise that it’s probably a highly technical question, but is there a difference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, zombies live forever. Kinda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  90% sounds about right. We’re two legged supports for our bacteria. Without us it would take them ages to go places. That’s why we shit at least once a day. Toilets are our bacteria’s malediction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get a licence from Nintendo if you like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those guys are professionals and it shows. Amazing work in just a few hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh Oh: Nintendo Just Landed A ‘Summoning’ And ‘Battling’ Patent⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn’t take them long to patent the concept of “game”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just me or does this look more appetizing than a watermelon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a Vaterwellon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, we have a favourite rapper?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think AUs are just meant to mean “far away (like much further away than the pub)”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good idea. I’ll go get some ice.

  No, wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, we don’t have gasoline, we only have solar panels now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so that’s what the Delete button does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used Applix on Unix / Linux and it was fine.