AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it no longer requires Internet Explorer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google claims users find ads in AI search 'helpful'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  According to Google, most users find a swift kick in the nuts “refreshing”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you’ll need a much larger bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raised by extra strict hispanic catholic parents⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it wasn’t sergeant major discipline. Imagine the horror

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monty Python predicted social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Possibly because you’re actually thinking of “confuse a cat”, which can happen as it’s late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s what you’re waking me for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you rather die in your sleep? Or with your balls crushed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Water, mostly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warhammer 40,000 Maker Games Workshop Is Doing So Well It’s Giving $27 Million to Its Staff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it so hard to buy the same toothbrush twice?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I fully expected someone to chime in with some variant of “you should make your own shoes anyway, it’s trivial with a dead badger and a bottle cork and two pieces of string… kids these day don’t know anything no more!”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people have it worse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You dug your bed, now lie in it ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Borderlands was lots of fun, but not four games (for now) and a movie (for now) worth of fun. Even two games was pushing it a bit. You can only stretch things out so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My password is not accepted because it is too long⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s your password, remember to write it down on your password post-it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My password is not accepted because it is too long⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All passwords longer than eight characters are silently truncated anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just want a break sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you need to descale the kettle. Same difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just want a break sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  but I like my job

  What? But… how?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you gotta go, you gotta go law.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose sometimes you just can’t wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you gotta go, you gotta go law.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not always true. I saw two people go in one once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We call it the subway nowadays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please remember to bring exact change next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too pretty to eat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A monoceratops, at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨glugluglug⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have large pockets, I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But US tourists spend two days each in London, Paris, Prague and Rome, and then they’ve seen all of Europe. Isn’t that how it works? Besides it’s not as if they’ve got extra vacation days anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Montmartre, but that’s probably most of them (I live close to Montmartre).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The MD-450 Ouragan was a fairly good plane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French culture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. Yeah. Right. Sure. Let’s say that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What American small talk sounds like to European 🇪🇺⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They usually sound much more “squeaky” than that though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shuwerin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is important information. Keep it on a laminated card in your wallet. You never know when it may come in handy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first one, and she rocks herself to sleep.