AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The US people. There went “What does the whole planet start their week on? Really? Well in that case we’ll pick Sunday”.

  A bit like what they did for pretty much everything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alabama is forcing incarcerated people to work at hundreds of companies, including McDonald’s & Wendy’s. Unionizing is illegal. The state takes 40% of wages.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your wife a white male land owner ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You wear shoes outside?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me waiting for the cute Texas girls to DM me at 55 Water St.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If those lazy bastards would just stop sleeping at night and worked instead…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorian Baby Yeet Machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How precise is it? Can you hit a small window?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How accurate is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two people? What do you need two people for? You make the food and then you give it to the customer, it’s not rocket surgery! Now get to it you lazy bum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bri'ish Cuisine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That rice could probably have been cooked for another hour or two. I mean, I’m sure that you can still see the individual grains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets nostalgic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, weren’t hipsters hip? I thought that was the whole concept.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t have to eat it, just like you didn’t have to exchange your money for gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best free version of word?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same, and Star Office before it (and Applix before that).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the shoe shop guy was the one most at risk here, unless that woman bought shoes daily. He got exposed to leaked radiation with every customer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New He-Man Movie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he is an intense method actor, going so far as to send used condoms and dead rats to production companies and costars during the filming phase

  Wait, I don’t think that’s how method acting actually works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even worse, it’s actually last Tuesday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Otoh, they mostly make it up as they go while ignoring everything around them, so your mileage may vary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Decoration, apparently. Or a fashion accessory, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you look inside a cow, there’s actually no burger to be found. There’s definitely something fishy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Randezvous 📅⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have a cat, maybe next door?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tourist hunters are different. They know France is, for some reason, the first worldwide destination and flock here to steal your wallets. They’ll be on the steps to the Sacré Cœur to tie a bit of string around your wrist while a comparse grabs your wallet, you’ keys, your underwear and your toupee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, obviously. Although if you’re from the US, that’s true for most of Europe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, they’re recycling the classics!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night sweet prince⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not how you season a pan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you had your humors tested by your barber?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ¿Que?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But there is a medical reason! It’s to make masturbation bothersome. It would really upset the humors you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Us and Greenland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now imagine trying to read the bios settings on the screen, or plugging in an hdmi cable.