AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put them in a closet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also use “doigts de pied” in French, so you can be whichever colour you like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely possible that nobody actually knows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American exceptionalism⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "Ah yes I see the problem. The cigarettes have to be unlit. We’ll mention it in the next edition. "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks astonishingly bad. A simple banner at the bottom would an improvement at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The operator typically goes straight to sleep after removing his helmet as it’s a very taxing job. Nothing unusual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introverts Rock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my main problem with group/family vacations. A whole week (or more) with people everywhere all the time. It takes me a lot of time to recover. It’s absolutely exhausting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night walk is at 8:00 its now 8:02⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey mister, i want to pee, if you value your pc you better do something about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tumpball it is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like… bottles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your sims will have to pause five times per day to pray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how does it happen every time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fish meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They do much worse than that. (Also fish don’t actually fuck)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could you do this to me?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all pretty much the same. If you find a distribution that works with your hardware, it will perform the same as the next one.
  The few differences will matter (or not) once you’re experienced with the system.

  In short, don’t worry about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only 21:00, we still have lots of time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero Chull⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t all phones do IPv6 nowadays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is suppose there’s a small chance that it’s a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tragic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking Disney at it again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐑🥁🐍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Republican?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill from that day ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill from that day ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it interesting that as a European, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that infamous song.
  But then we don’t really do the whole thematic Christmas song thing here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all relative⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A large amount of cheesecake has fewer calories than a small amount of plutonium though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably just your tuner that’s unplugged. Feel around for any loose wires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It never was. It’s the name of the bell that’s inside. The building is the Elisabeth tower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As is tradition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that showed them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably don’t want to have that theory tested. Just in case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no cheese in that picture…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that showed them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is true for all variants of oral sex, really. It tends to happen near very fragile bits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon travels overseas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody has ever had this kind of breakfast in France. Normal breakfast here is coffee and maybe the last of yesterday’s baguette.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kind of jellyfish might be a good candidate, but I’d probably go with smaller plankton for sheer numbers (as opposed to biomass).