AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Decoration, apparently. Or a fashion accessory, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you look inside a cow, there’s actually no burger to be found. There’s definitely something fishy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Randezvous 📅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have a cat, maybe next door?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tourist hunters are different. They know France is, for some reason, the first worldwide destination and flock here to steal your wallets. They’ll be on the steps to the Sacré Cœur to tie a bit of string around your wrist while a comparse grabs your wallet, you’ keys, your underwear and your toupee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, obviously. Although if you’re from the US, that’s true for most of Europe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, they’re recycling the classics!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night sweet prince⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not how you season a pan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you had your humors tested by your barber?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ¿Que?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But there is a medical reason! It’s to make masturbation bothersome. It would really upset the humors you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Us and Greenland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now imagine trying to read the bios settings on the screen, or plugging in an hdmi cable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it fits...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have something similar, it’s not half a metre though, more like twenty centimetres. The reason being that it must allow for the cleaning of the gutter. It’s not really enforced though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It probably gets more than Kentucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 2025 Steam Awards Winners⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Innovative” means “hey, I think I’ve heard of this title!”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rushmore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the more reason to do it in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipeter was the founder of the site in 1993 when he wanted to know more about model trains without having to visit the library ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but they have professional errors. Not those errors that could have been written by just about anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put them in a closet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also use “doigts de pied” in French, so you can be whichever colour you like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely possible that nobody actually knows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American exceptionalism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "Ah yes I see the problem. The cigarettes have to be unlit. We’ll mention it in the next edition. "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks astonishingly bad. A simple banner at the bottom would an improvement at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The operator typically goes straight to sleep after removing his helmet as it’s a very taxing job. Nothing unusual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introverts Rock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my main problem with group/family vacations. A whole week (or more) with people everywhere all the time. It takes me a lot of time to recover. It’s absolutely exhausting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night walk is at 8:00 its now 8:02⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey mister, i want to pee, if you value your pc you better do something about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tumpball it is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like… bottles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your sims will have to pause five times per day to pray.