AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a title given to Spanish editors I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems surprisingly reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See their point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you like to talk about your new trauma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And when you ask a store what the tax rate is, they’ll look at you like you asked if you could fuck their mom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the tax also semi-random in Canada?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bob Katter refuses to swear oath to King Charles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Disgraceful! Send this criminal to Australia!

  Um.wait…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm intrigued⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With the health board even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13 skeletons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting and probably true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your mom told you Soylent Green was people, but it was really horses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eksbawks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just have left x, upper x, right x and lower x. That way there’s no confusion possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because in the US, you guys aren’t really consumers (which would give you a status), you’re merely walking and vaguely sentient (hopefully enough to click on “add to cart”) wallets that the corporations pluck money from at every opportunity. This is your legally enforced reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Illiterate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hehe, you said “poop”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So do most other species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is trying his best, okay? 🥺⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it just wants a belly rub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Star Wars Outlaws flop - Guillemot blames waning interest in the franchise⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  titular character looked more like 70s mom than space adventure

  So more like star wars inlaws than outlaws?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no opinion whatsoever about Coldplay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends if you live in a Google state or an Apple state.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The night water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But I already put pressurised ghosts in my water to make bubbles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy, just pick a roundabout that goes downhill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Businessman Josh Kraft, son of Billionaire Robert Kraft, is running for Boston Mayor. He is accusing the mayor of worsening traffic by building bike lanes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You are now a moderator of alt.fan.pave.the.earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They even bought TV space. Apart from meeting apps, I’m not sure if I ever saw any other online network advertise on TV. Maybe Facebook did years ago, but I don’t think so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨im frend :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have made an enemy for life!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think a lot of politicians also do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spiritual Safety Tip!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  then feed on them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I knew it’s because you bought an even number, kept one (that’s the important part) and offered the (now odd) bouquet. When your flower had wilted, you knew you could offer another one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jobaphobia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. Or they would be if they made 3 cigarette packs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children never lie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is anything, really?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some reasons, not all reasons.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like they’re just scribbling random numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair? I’ll have you know that that spoon was once in a window through which a Duke once browsed. An actual Duke!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gelatine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After a wee bit of reading, bones are indeed one of the major sources. They just dissolve the calcium with acid and then can boil the collagen away. What clever little buggers.