AnUnusualRelic

@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Download Chrome for Windows, complete with built-in malware...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What a time saver!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And it should be a pack of gitanes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It should go back to the original 5 or 7 events.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t everyone know not to buy nothing by now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever the driving school had, I have no idea what car it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, dismantle this car and put it back together, you have one hour!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all going to be "dammit what time is it? Anyone got a calculator? "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why they have those 48 hour protection deodorants, it’s for the Magic players!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well organized people always plan a head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you even description?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't fix the problem just change the parameters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the blackboards in the US also say “breathe in, breathe out, repeat” so that half the class doesn’t just die?

  No that’s silly, there’s no guarantee that they could read that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fast food implies fast drink, you’re not supposed to let it soak in there like it’s a hot tub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ‘996’ work trend comes with dire health warnings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t be productive 72 hours a week. It’s idiotic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox ditching hardware and exclusive games "makes sense," former Microsoft exec and Blizzard boss says, as "only a moron would continue" making consoles as games go third party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a doom port I think.
  Of course there soon was a doom port for pretty much everything, so it’s not saying much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet you didn't know that before Excel, people used Lotus 1-2-3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More like visicalc, really, but sc is close.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thik a lot of the US stuff are things you have to grow with. If you taste them once you’re an adult, you see them for what they are and they’ll never work for you. Reese and Oreo being the obvious examples for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who wants a merkin?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s false advertising and might lead to prosecution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tried makin nookie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t have figured it out without you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got to catch them al, but now there’s an endless stream of them being generated by the Nintendo IA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was the fall of Rome this stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody’s got that kind of time any more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my smart hot air fryer, every single time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My rule for appliances is that if it has recipes, it can directly fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Knell”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This os only true if the apps play nice. Some save stuff in their own arcane space, never to be seen again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero surprise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At the term of a revolution, the object is typically right where it started. It’s basic physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, could you pop it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense, they’re waiting to see how your civil war is going to turn out first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny toy things being sold at Walmart⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "We need a manager to unlock the vibrator and butt plug cabinet in aisle 12, thank you "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it boring with money too. The main difference is that you lose money instead of fake money. So I still like it better in games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does the quality of downloaded youtube video increase after being downloaded?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As they mature on your disk, the quality slowly increses. Although after a while, videos get overripe and eventually dissolve in a mess of macro blocks. That’s why it’s important to know when to move them to cold storage.