Why isn’t she laughing if there’s salad? This picture isn’t realistic at all.
It's the dream
Submitted 2 days ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 days ago
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 days ago
no fork visible so I guess they’re just gonna eat it by hand, which in a way makes no dressing kinda make sense
Zephorah@discuss.online 2 days ago
When AI composes imagery.
twinnie@feddit.uk 2 days ago
I never have dressing on my salad, I think a lot of people don’t. Salads are healthy, dressings are not.
Fermion@mander.xyz 2 days ago
There are plenty of dressings that aren’t unhealthy: simple vinnaigrettes, ginger dressing, sesame dressing. Homemade dressings without all the sugar and emulsifiers are usually fine.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Dunno about the health part but the taste is fine without dressing as well. Pretty good even. And it’s less effort.
Lupus@feddit.org 2 days ago
I mean drowning it in ranch dressing might be unhealthy but if you make a nice light dressing with some linseed oil, some herbs and vinegar it can be even healthier!
Linseed oil is rich in omega 3 fats, can help the metabolism with extracting some minerals from the salad and is helping bowel movement.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You want the salad to wear clothes in a bath? Are you Mormon?
I guess it’s undressed because you’re suppose to pick at it with your fingers while you’re lounging.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
If the bathwater on your fingers isn’t enough, you can always dip each bite before you eat it.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I especially like how the tablet is just main menu and cannot be placed horizontally.
violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
why couldn't you rotate it the thing holding it up is very wide
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I think its just a metal bar and wider then the tablet.
rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
30 seconds in I’d need to sneeze unexpectedly, knock everything over and then sit in a mixture of soapy water, veggies, a broken tablet, spilled wine and blood that squishes out of the cuts caused by the broken glass.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Don’t worry, with those flower stuffs already in the bath, a few slices of cucumber won’t make much of a difference. Bringing a tablet into a bathtub was already a bad idea to begin with, so a submarining android was the expected outcome anyway.
sneaky@r.nf 2 days ago
If stuff starts falling, I am saving the wine.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is there some kind of benefit to putting rose petals in water, or is it just supposed to look pretty?
I simply don’t get the appeal. Having to clean up/unclog petals from a draining bathtub sounds like it would negate the peaceful, relaxing energy that a bath provides, doesn’t it?
Same question for rose petals in a bed. Peeling squished petals off my skin sounds like an annoying interruption to a sexy/romantic night, not something that adds value. Do people actually do either of these things IRL? Or are they just used to symbolize “romance” in media?
systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It looks good in pictures. Real humans don’t do that unless copying a picture they saw, and th n they never do it again.
DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Definitely the symbology aspect, fresh rose petals are inconvenient as hell. I did the bed thing for my girlfriend one year for our anniversary but used fake fabric petals. No sticking, and I saved them for the next occasion. Your points are exactly the reason why I did that.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Real people have sex on moon rocks.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I, too, love to drink red wine while watching the iOS homescreen.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Undressed salad
Huh?? Undressed?
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
It’s not in the bath though, it’sjust above it
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
This is an idiotic use of [checks notes] the checks notes gag.
DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 days ago
Where are people getting all these notes? I don’t have any notes, and [checks notes] THERE’S NOTHING HERE!
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
If you’re eating healthy, it makes sense to skip the salad dressing. It’s the lack of utensils that gets me
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Salad becomes finger food without the dressing. Did you use utensils to make the salad?
Some societies use their hands to eat all food.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
But her hands would will get all soapy
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I honestly hate dressing, I use lemon on my salad and nothing else
bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 2 days ago
One of the rare occasions i would have preferred it to be badly photoshopped. this gives me anxiety…
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And a web connected camera in an Apple tablet that is just showing the home screen because that is super interesting as opposed to a book worth reading…
Angelusz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah the camera doesn’t matter, nudity can be generated on demand these days. Can’t say I’m a fan of that fact, but it was always inevitable.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 days ago
Everything should be undressed in the bath, no?
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Not if you’re a never-nude
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 2 days ago
Obviously I don’t count the smile that is always on me :)