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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@reddthat.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everything should be undressed in the bath, no?

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not if you’re a never-nude

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      • Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Obviously I don’t count the smile that is always on me :)

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why isn’t she laughing if there’s salad? This picture isn’t realistic at all.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no fork visible so I guess they’re just gonna eat it by hand, which in a way makes no dressing kinda make sense

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    • Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When AI composes imagery.

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  • twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I never have dressing on my salad, I think a lot of people don’t. Salads are healthy, dressings are not.

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    • Fermion@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There are plenty of dressings that aren’t unhealthy: simple vinnaigrettes, ginger dressing, sesame dressing. Homemade dressings without all the sugar and emulsifiers are usually fine.

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    • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dunno about the health part but the taste is fine without dressing as well. Pretty good even. And it’s less effort.

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      • Lupus@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean drowning it in ranch dressing might be unhealthy but if you make a nice light dressing with some linseed oil, some herbs and vinegar it can be even healthier!

        Linseed oil is rich in omega 3 fats, can help the metabolism with extracting some minerals from the salad and is helping bowel movement.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You want the salad to wear clothes in a bath? Are you Mormon?

    I guess it’s undressed because you’re suppose to pick at it with your fingers while you’re lounging.

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If the bathwater on your fingers isn’t enough, you can always dip each bite before you eat it.

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I especially like how the tablet is just main menu and cannot be placed horizontally.

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    • violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      why couldn't you rotate it the thing holding it up is very wide

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      • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I think its just a metal bar and wider then the tablet.

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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    30 seconds in I’d need to sneeze unexpectedly, knock everything over and then sit in a mixture of soapy water, veggies, a broken tablet, spilled wine and blood that squishes out of the cuts caused by the broken glass.

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, with those flower stuffs already in the bath, a few slices of cucumber won’t make much of a difference. Bringing a tablet into a bathtub was already a bad idea to begin with, so a submarining android was the expected outcome anyway.

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    • sneaky@r.nf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If stuff starts falling, I am saving the wine.

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is there some kind of benefit to putting rose petals in water, or is it just supposed to look pretty?

    I simply don’t get the appeal. Having to clean up/unclog petals from a draining bathtub sounds like it would negate the peaceful, relaxing energy that a bath provides, doesn’t it?

    Same question for rose petals in a bed. Peeling squished petals off my skin sounds like an annoying interruption to a sexy/romantic night, not something that adds value. Do people actually do either of these things IRL? Or are they just used to symbolize “romance” in media?

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    • systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It looks good in pictures. Real humans don’t do that unless copying a picture they saw, and th n they never do it again.

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    • DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Definitely the symbology aspect, fresh rose petals are inconvenient as hell. I did the bed thing for my girlfriend one year for our anniversary but used fake fabric petals. No sticking, and I saved them for the next occasion. Your points are exactly the reason why I did that.

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Real people have sex on moon rocks.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I, too, love to drink red wine while watching the iOS homescreen.

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  • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Undressed salad

    Huh?? Undressed?

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?

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      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s not in the bath though, it’sjust above it

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is an idiotic use of [checks notes] the checks notes gag.

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    • DemBoSain@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Where are people getting all these notes? I don’t have any notes, and [checks notes] THERE’S NOTHING HERE!

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you’re eating healthy, it makes sense to skip the salad dressing. It’s the lack of utensils that gets me

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Salad becomes finger food without the dressing. Did you use utensils to make the salad?

      Some societies use their hands to eat all food.

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      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But her hands would will get all soapy

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I honestly hate dressing, I use lemon on my salad and nothing else

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  • bvoigtlaender@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One of the rare occasions i would have preferred it to be badly photoshopped. this gives me anxiety…

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  • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And a web connected camera in an Apple tablet that is just showing the home screen because that is super interesting as opposed to a book worth reading…

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    • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ah the camera doesn’t matter, nudity can be generated on demand these days. Can’t say I’m a fan of that fact, but it was always inevitable.

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