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- Comment on Ibuprofen 1 day ago:
I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it. - Comment on Anon doesn't understand streamer fans 3 days ago:
How much money you got?
- Comment on recklessly stolen in cold blood 4 days ago:
Think of a Queen song…
- Comment on Rollercoaster 4 days ago:
The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 5 days ago:
molesting children is a sin
Nowadays that’s a prerequisite if you want to be a republican politician.
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 1 week ago:
I went straight in with no login or sign-up needed.
Seems like only certain people are affected and nothing to do with website practices. - Comment on "Undercover Informant" 2 weeks ago:
Incorrect, plenty of people knew he was an agent!
His handler, putin, knew. The KGB knew when they recruited him. Quite a lot of Russians knew about it… - Comment on ✅✅✅ 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never thought of it like that. I’ll have to get another man to do it for me…then I’ll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
- Comment on Yeah... 2 weeks ago:
If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.
Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist. - Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.
- Comment on Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane 3 weeks ago:
{Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}
- Comment on Canon accurate 3 weeks ago:
Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that. - Comment on An alien invasion 3 weeks ago:
“Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
“… Ok, but why?”
“See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.” - Comment on Oh nuts! 4 weeks ago:
Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The bolt ons I can ,sort of ,almost, probably ,understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.How can anyone find that attractive?
Hair, nice.
Forehead, nice.
Eyes, two of. Nice.
Nose, nice-ish.
Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake. - Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 4 weeks ago:
She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented. - Comment on makes more sense than this shit 4 weeks ago:
Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?
Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.
- Comment on Directors cut 4 weeks ago:
Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!
- Comment on Finally a washing machine that understands me 5 weeks ago:
You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
- Comment on Truly a 1984 moment 5 weeks ago:
You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!
- Comment on Debatable 5 weeks ago:
Why obvious?
- Comment on 100% vegetarian 5 weeks ago:
As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.
Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives. - Comment on 100% vegetarian 5 weeks ago:
Question:
If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it? - Comment on Incident 1 month ago:
I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.
- Comment on Priority seating indeed. 1 month ago:
I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
- Comment on It's the dream 1 month ago:
It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?
- Comment on Shit's getting real 1 month ago:
I have, and on a related note, I also think of guillotines.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 1 month ago:
Tricky, I’m no doctor but I think she’s not exactly incorrect. It isn’t ‘normal’ for us to have vaccines, etc, as vaccines are a -relatively- new thing for humans.
(However, it is better to have them than not.)
This is a “welllllll…she’s technically correct” situation. The problem I have is how she’s framing the issue and if I was her boss, or whatever, I would definitely be on to her to get an explanation of why she’s framing it in an apparently negative way.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 1 month ago:
This person is full of gas!!