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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
  However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't understand streamer fans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How much money you got?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨recklessly stolen in cold blood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of a Queen song…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rollercoaster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Jesus he is cooked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  molesting children is a sin

  Nowadays that’s a prerequisite if you want to be a republican politician.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I went straight in with no login or sign-up needed.
  Seems like only certain people are affected and nothing to do with website practices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Undercover Informant"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect, plenty of people knew he was an agent!
  His handler, putin, knew. The KGB knew when they recruited him. Quite a lot of Russians knew about it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✅✅✅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never thought of it like that. I’ll have to get another man to do it for me…then I’ll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
  If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.

  Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
  Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.

  Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.

  Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
  If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  {Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon accurate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
  It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An alien invasion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
  “… Ok, but why?”
  “See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
  Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nuts!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The bolt ons I can ,sort of ,almost, probably ,understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
  But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.

  How can anyone find that attractive?
  Hair, nice.
  Forehead, nice.
  Eyes, two of. Nice.
  Nose, nice-ish.
  Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate Atheists!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
  If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?

  Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directors cut⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a washing machine that understands me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.

  Source: me with my family.
  My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.

  Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
  They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question:
  If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incident⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, and on a related note, I also think of guillotines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tricky, I’m no doctor but I think she’s not exactly incorrect. It isn’t ‘normal’ for us to have vaccines, etc, as vaccines are a -relatively- new thing for humans.

  (However, it is better to have them than not.)

  This is a “welllllll…she’s technically correct” situation. The problem I have is how she’s framing the issue and if I was her boss, or whatever, I would definitely be on to her to get an explanation of why she’s framing it in an apparently negative way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This person is full of gas!!