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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  {Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon accurate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
  It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An alien invasion⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
  “… Ok, but why?”
  “See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
  Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nuts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The bolt ons I can ,sort of ,almost, probably ,understand that some people can find them attractive. They are big, they are round. Not my cup of tea, but I get it.
  But that fucking face? It’s damned comedic.

  How can anyone find that attractive?
  Hair, nice.
  Forehead, nice.
  Eyes, two of. Nice.
  Nose, nice-ish.
  Lips, ARGH. They are a duck bill shaped pair of slugs fighting each other for dominance. Fucks sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate Atheists!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
  If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?

  Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directors cut⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, take the Rolo. If, later, you feel like you need something else then come back…with a DAMNED FINE reason why the Rolo wasn’t perfect enough for you!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a washing machine that understands me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That’s how you get more people to try veggie meals.

  Source: me with my family.
  My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.

  Some even prefer the ‘meat’ burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
  They wouldn’t have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren’t any “creepy and gross” alternatives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question:
  If I ‘nut’ in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian? And would you still eat it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incident⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, and on a related note, I also think of guillotines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tricky, I’m no doctor but I think she’s not exactly incorrect. It isn’t ‘normal’ for us to have vaccines, etc, as vaccines are a -relatively- new thing for humans.

  (However, it is better to have them than not.)

  This is a “welllllll…she’s technically correct” situation. The problem I have is how she’s framing the issue and if I was her boss, or whatever, I would definitely be on to her to get an explanation of why she’s framing it in an apparently negative way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This person is full of gas!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only because she wears 10 inch heels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is dehydrated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if the fish ‘swims’ up my butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap or processed red meat.
  Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

  The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

  In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

  I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
  Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.

  Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
  Decisions decisions.
  On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

  Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shaming Crayfish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I do. The wife is 50/50 about them…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Raping little kids isn’t dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold up, isn’t being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …yet.