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- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 1 day ago:
Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 1 day ago:
But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
- Comment on It's always for your safety 1 day ago:
I recently watched a few videos about people taking the modems/WiFi boxes out of their new cars to stop the constant data collection.
On one of the videos there’s a warning that if you attach your phone to your car then the car will almost certainly start to contact through the BT to ‘phone home’ again to send data that way. - Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 6 days ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 6 days ago:
Question:
If I were to come up with a way to rid myself (and others) of these face mites then what would happen? Would it be a positive or negative thing for me?And the same question about human body mites. If I were to get rid of human mites completely would that be good or bad?
- Comment on brains on autopilot 6 days ago:
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits” - Comment on Getting to know each other 6 days ago:
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
- Comment on It's in the files 1 week ago:
Aren’t teenagers a bit old for the paedo in chief?
Isn’t 4 to 12 the golden age, though the younger the better. - Comment on Impossible 1 week ago:
Depends on the country.
In the UK there’s a very good chance the -non audi, BMW, tesla, range rover- driver will indicate.In Finland then, yeah. I’ve only been here a week but it definitely seems there is slightly more of a chance they will not indicate.
- Comment on Prediction vs Reality 2 weeks ago:
Oh, thank the merciful lord and saviour.
I was a bit worried that we were actually going to have to do something meaningful there for a second, phew!!
- Comment on oh bless yer heart, pepperidge farm 'members! 2 weeks ago:
What are the chances that these people will get pardoned, etc, when(if) normality returns?
Also what’s the chances that the judge who handed down these long and unfair sentences will get any repercussions for being so obviously corrupt?
- Comment on Finally an explanation 2 weeks ago:
I’ll allow you to call me bad if I’m also allowed to drop billionaires, the trillionaire, selected world leaders, and most of the Epstein class in to a woodchipper. It only seems fair.
- Comment on Happy Father's Day 2 weeks ago:
Understandable, but what are your thoughts about her dad…?
- Comment on Especially of they have 6 fingers. 2 weeks ago:
Yep, and in a weird turn of events Bashful was well up for it and Grumpy was actually quite glad to do it, but Happy was really pissed off about it…
- Comment on Troof 2 weeks ago:
Ok, but what’s that got to do with the above picture of Amy Winehouse?
- Comment on Fafo 3 weeks ago:
It’s a good idea, I’ll give you that…but most of that money is gone. Poof. Disappeared.
That money has been routed through numerous corrupt people and corrupt companies that even Satan himself couldn’t find it without resorting to nefarious trickery.
(Not that Satan would have anything to do with something as disgusting as Donvict Drumpf.) - Comment on The speed of light 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for this.
- Comment on The speed of light 5 weeks ago:
Ok, firstly I’m not very smart. Secondly I don’t understand the meme AND don’t understand the explanations in the comments.
Can anyone actually dumb it down so a stupid person like me can understand it? - Comment on High fashion 5 weeks ago:
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZA!!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I saw it as a cheesy compliment with an added layer of cheesy humour.
And most people like compliments and cheesy jokes.But then again I also saw the top comment as an Andrew Tate-ish, “I’d rather be an incel than attempt to compliment a woman”, so what do I know…
- Comment on "Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series 1 month ago:
Gah?
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 1 month ago:
Steve Jobs enters the chat…
- Comment on Lotta you lot in here 👀 1 month ago:
Ewww, sluts you say. How terrible.
Right, I’m off to definitely not sign up to Bluesky…
- Comment on what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment? 1 month ago:
My mate had a similar thing happen in his old car.
The original classic Mini
Mini
Had the battery in the boot, not in the engine bay. I was supposed to be covered over, but my mate had taken it out to charge the battery and never replaced it.He also had a can of de-icing spray in the boot. Can you see where this is going?
One feisty bit of cornering later and all of a sudden there was a hiss and a weird chemical smell. SHIT!
After a very quick emergency stop we were -fortunately- stupid enough to investigate the boot and then wildly kick at it with our young flailing gangly legs.
The battery cover was put over the battery from then onwards.
- Comment on Humanity collapsed 1 month ago:
THIS TIME I POP!!!
- Comment on Depluralize 1 month ago:
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- Comment on 4 layers is minimum 1 month ago:
Do what I did…
Buy a 3d printer.
Design and print a funnel that can clip under the rim of any toilet that diverts some of the water up your arse.
Do the poopiest of poops.
Clip the AnywayBidet™ on to the toilet.
Flush toilet.
And, BOOM, you now know why I’m banned from every ikea in the UK.Ok, maybe I should’ve tried it in the actual toilets rather than the showroom area. Either way the AnywayBidet™ is a surefire way to get people talking!!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Hold up, we can just do things just for enjoyment?
…really? - Comment on Erika Kirk on her way to the Griefmania Superslam 2 months ago:
He was secreting diarrhea out of his mouth for years before he turned into another liquid secretion device called The Amazing Human Fountain.
