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- Comment on Mental health awareness? 2 days ago:
Pointing out spelling mistakes isn’t descent!!
- Comment on Santa is working on those lists 4 days ago:
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
- Comment on No it won’t 6 days ago:
I used to be called that when I worked out the adult toy store! Oh, wait, you said chumbox. I was way off…
- Comment on Is this real life? 6 days ago:
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
- Comment on How customer service jobs be 6 days ago:
Doh, I can read…honest.
- Comment on How customer service jobs be 6 days ago:
A hundred? I’ve not been to that place in a long long time but the last time I had fries from there it was a large serving -because I always got large- and even then I got, maybe, 50ish fries.
Very highly salted, slightly rubbery, thin slices of ‘potato’ filled with fluffy pieces of fuck all. I wonder why I don’t go there anymore…
- Comment on How Obscene! 1 week ago:
Can I stroke it? Will it dribble if I touch it?
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 1 week ago:
Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.
- Comment on At least Wilson was gone by this point 1 week ago:
There could be drugs, or nucular bombs, in that package though. And look at that beard, he’s obviously a terrorist. A terrorist with a nookular bomb! KILL EM ALL!!
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
HELL YEAH…it should’ve been fucking hydrochloric acid. Or petrol with someone smoking nearby.
- Comment on America, fuck yeah!! 1 week ago:
And murderer.
- Comment on Should I try this? 1 week ago:
Oh god no, that’s well weird! No, I send pictures of other people’s genitalia to my parents…
- Comment on 18 days til the deadline btw 1 week ago:
Bullshit. He gives tremendous blowjobs. The best. Perfect. He pays attention to the balls. He doesn’t ignore the shaft. Zero gag reflex. No one can swallow better than him. In fact, some people are saying that they’ll never be a better bj giver in the history of mankind!!!
- Comment on TIL smoking is good for your body 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know whether to up vote or firm vote you.
I mean, I totally agree that people shouldn’t waste a thought on the stereotypical american…but I also think it’s a good thing to give them shit wherever possible. Decisions decisions.I’ll up vote for now but I may come back later. Look at what you’ve made me do, I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!!!
- Comment on TIL smoking is good for your body 2 weeks ago:
bawk
Isn’t that what Canadian dogs do?
- Comment on Forever young 2 weeks ago:
Nobody on rocket league would ever believe someone in their mid 50s could play at champ 1 level.
And when I was having a bad game and the inevitable toxic bullshit was typed up the reply of “I’m probably over 20 years older than your dad and I’m at the same rank as you are” usually got them to stfu. It felt great.
- Comment on Only a few years left 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 3 weeks ago:
I’m unsure he was shot. I think a blood vessel in his neck burst from him just being so full of hate and bullshit /s
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 3 weeks ago:
Today’s politicians do more criminal shit than that before they’ve had breakfast!!
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 3 weeks ago:
The 9th of December was a Sunday. I was probably hung over after a night out with my mates. Good times.
- Comment on its a psyop, isn't it? 3 weeks ago:
Nice, some tips to follow. I’m in.
…“Don’t be a creep”
I’m out - Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 3 weeks ago:
Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!
- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 3 weeks ago:
The Pest And The Spurious:
2 Gross, 2 Rapists. - Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 3 weeks ago:
Grossest president 2: Childraping Boogaloo!
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 weeks ago:
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head. - Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 4 weeks ago:
“Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?”
“…and?”
“I’m pretty good but I can’t lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?” - Comment on Scandal 4 weeks ago:
He may even have been in Epstein…
- Comment on 'TISM ALERT!! 4 weeks ago:
I had to read the comments to see if this was a real headline or not. Fucks sake.
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 4 weeks ago:
I am lucky enough to have never heard a song by this waste of oxygen. In fact if it wasn’t for Lemmy or reddit I don’t think I’d have ever heard of him. So, and I apologise for this, I didn’t believe you when I read your comment. I quickly did some investigation and, well…
wrkr.com/kid-rock-sang-underage-song-kids-movie-s…Jesus Christ!! No wonder the orange kiddie fiddler likes this guy. Paedos of a feather rape together.
- Comment on The moon 4 weeks ago:
Don’t be daft, a banana the size of the moon would break the scale!!!
