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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well don’t always believe what your brain thinks…that would be stupid!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tesseract⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The bans were added discretely by the tesseract dev.
  It was noticed and pointed out by another dev.
  Lots of people checked to see if they were banned. Some were angry…that they weren’t on the list.
  The tesseract dev then had a hissy fit and walked off in a huff…again. Apparently he’s walked off before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How polite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?

  Oh, pants, now I’ve asked they won’t be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These are to die for!!
  They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!

  Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…

  My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
  I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

  But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
  Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

  Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

  To prove our…wait, no, my point then weI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
  I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

  That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting.

  I did read somewhere that it was a plastic impeller type thing that would break due to the speed, not a capacitor. Though both can be true. Either way, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't unsee him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the mushy brained dementia riddled kiddie fiddler ever saw the LOTR picture then it’d think, “I can’t remember that picture being taken. Oh yes, that was the day that Aragorn shit my pants.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember going to the local waste dump about two or so years after the Dyson vacuum cleaner came out and seeing a shit ton of them in a shipping container. As I was throwing my rubbish away I asked a worker why and got the reply that a specific part inside always breaks so they put them all together and a company collects them to fix up as resell.

  Which was a good thing to do, but I left there thinking, “yeah I’m not ever buying a Dyson anything.”
  I’ve not followed the company but it does seem that every time they bring out a product all they’ve done is reinvent the wheel and then marketed the shit out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp predicts he will get 20x richer from AI—but middle-class workers will get left behind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the future billionaires shouldn’t exist. Current billionaires shouldn’t be allowed to exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Donvict Drumpf, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat, is this accurate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you lick it? Well do you have a tongue, if so then, yes, you can lock it.
  Should you lick it is a better question though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But …what if the tits aren’t nice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always for your safety⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently watched a few videos about people taking the modems/WiFi boxes out of their new cars to stop the constant data collection.
  On one of the videos there’s a warning that if you attach your phone to your car then the car will almost certainly start to contact through the BT to ‘phone home’ again to send data that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, little buddies.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, little buddies.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Question:
  If I were to come up with a way to rid myself (and others) of these face mites then what would happen? Would it be a positive or negative thing for me?

  And the same question about human body mites. If I were to get rid of human mites completely would that be good or bad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains on autopilot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
  Btw, nice tits”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting to know each other⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's in the files⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t teenagers a bit old for the paedo in chief?
  Isn’t 4 to 12 the golden age, though the younger the better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impossible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the country.
  In the UK there’s a very good chance the -non audi, BMW, tesla, range rover- driver will indicate.

  In Finland then, yeah. I’ve only been here a week but it definitely seems there is slightly more of a chance they will not indicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prediction vs Reality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, thank the merciful lord and saviour.

  I was a bit worried that we were actually going to have to do something meaningful there for a second, phew!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh bless yer heart, pepperidge farm 'members!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the chances that these people will get pardoned, etc, when(if) normality returns?

  Also what’s the chances that the judge who handed down these long and unfair sentences will get any repercussions for being so obviously corrupt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally an explanation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll allow you to call me bad if I’m also allowed to drop billionaires, the trillionaire, selected world leaders, and most of the Epstein class in to a woodchipper. It only seems fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Father's Day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable, but what are your thoughts about her dad…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially of they have 6 fingers.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, and in a weird turn of events Bashful was well up for it and Grumpy was actually quite glad to do it, but Happy was really pissed off about it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troof⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but what’s that got to do with the above picture of Amy Winehouse?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a good idea, I’ll give you that…but most of that money is gone. Poof. Disappeared.

  That money has been routed through numerous corrupt people and corrupt companies that even Satan himself couldn’t find it without resorting to nefarious trickery.
  (Not that Satan would have anything to do with something as disgusting as Donvict Drumpf.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, firstly I’m not very smart. Secondly I don’t understand the meme AND don’t understand the explanations in the comments.
  Can anyone actually dumb it down so a stupid person like me can understand it?