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- Comment on My quest to get a steam controller has failed 5 days ago:
The original controller was great for its innovation. Especially when you got used to it all.
However, the build quality was very lacklustre. The back paddle on mine died in about 200 hours of gaming. After I fixed that the shoulder button went after another 100 or so hours. Fixed that. But within about 500 hours it was totally dead.
Whereas the 2nd hand ds4 I got from eBay that I fitted with my custom made back paddles gave me 2000 hours of rocket league before I had to do any tinkering.
I did over 4000 hours of RL in total and only had to replace the left thumbstick and put o rings over the shoulder button internals.Do I want the new steam controller, yes. Would I buy one, no.
- Comment on They look warm... 5 days ago:
Oysters? All I see are beautiful flowers opening to accept the deep thrusts of sunlight!!!
- Comment on why am i like this 2 weeks ago:
Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!
- Comment on You're cured! 1 month ago:
Flip side:
Woke up in agony. I couldn’t walk without aid. Why to GP, “it’s sciatica. It’ll be ok in a few weeks. Two months at most”
6 months later and I can’t walk still.
Hospitals did the scans, X-rays, MRI, etc etc, but found nothing wrong. They did acupuncture, physio, hydrotherapy etc.
All slightly helped. However two years later I still couldn’t walk without help and then just kept on offering me pain killers.
Nope!!My mate, “Hey, try my new chiro guy. He did wonders for me”
Me, “Lol, quacks.”
My mate, “What have you got to lose?”
Me, “Money…”
…
Mate, “Hey, told my chiro guy about you. He said pop in. The first month is free. If no improvement after then you go separate ways. What have you got to lose?”Long story short.
On that first appointment he said he thought it was piriformis syndrome. Not back problems.
Within a month I was sitting almost pain free for the first time in two years. Within 3 months I was walking unaided for the first time in years. In 6 months I was running again.
Within a year I was 95% of what I was before the back issues. I’ll never be 100% because it wasn’t diagnosed in time and everything had ‘healed’ incorrectly.Now, with that said, the guy was more than a chiro. He did sports body mechanics, and other things that I can’t remember now. He worked with the local lower league football squad for about ten years. And whilst they were no Manchester United they wouldn’t just let any quack work on their team.
Plus in the UK chiro’s have to be registered and follow guidelines. If they do anything illegal they are fucked.
Flip side to my flip side:
The mother in law went to a chiro who said he could cure her spine curvature disorder. Anyways I find out when she’s complaining of (extra) back pain, so I tell her to stop going as the guy is obviously a dodgy bastard. Within the year the guy was arrested for his illegal shenanigans. - Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 month ago:
The only problem you’re part of is not being in my bed, sugarlips!!! I’m horny, and corny, now get in bed and I’ll play you like a flute.
- Comment on One of life's great quandries 1 month ago:
Do what I do and sleep in the bath!
The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
There’s no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!What can’t you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
Don’t Delay, Buy Today!! - Comment on Bird-kake? 1 month ago:
Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!! - Comment on Ope 1 month ago:
Fat cunt a few weeks ago, “We don’t need you”
Fat cunt now, “NATO are cowards…(for not getting involved in a war that I started to distract everyone from the Epstein files and my decades of raping kiddies)” - Comment on Coffee ☕ 1 month ago:
So, you’re not Scottish then…
- Comment on Anon is terminally lonely 1 month ago:
She knows I wasn’t expecting to live past 40 because at the time that we met I had no pension or plans for old age. I figured what’s the point in doing that if I’m not going to be around.
What no one knows is the stupid and reckless things I did, basically I was trying to off myself but make it look like an accident.We are each other’s rocks though. If I have a bad time then I’ll go to her and explain, but I prefer to be her rock. It drives me to be there for her, and certain others. She deserves to have the best and most happy life, and that’s my job to provide it. Yet she knows that I’ll go to her if necessary.
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 1 month ago:
What about being pretty good at starting unnecessary wars?
- Comment on Anon is terminally lonely 1 month ago:
Alright, stop showing off. Crikey!!
On a more serious note, nice one.
In my twenties and very early thirties I was convinced (and planned) to be dead by 40. I figured what’s the point of getting old etc AND being depressed etc etc.
Then I met my now wife and everything changed. She didn’t know the true extent of how bad I was, and mostly still doesn’t. No one does because I was a master at hiding it.
To everyone else I was the life of the party, the comic who made everyone laugh etc etc.I still have my ups and downs, but that’s life. I spend every day trying to make her life better, which doesn’t always happen. But, again, that’s life.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
So very expensive. I looked into buying one but then I saw the prices 😲.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Step back. I’ve upvoted quite a few of Violet’s posts therefore we are obviously going to meet later, do The Sex ™, then go out for cheese sandwiches!!!
- Comment on Unconventional strategy. 1 month ago:
It’s the only way to prove a point to my bigger neighbours. Plus it proves just how much I want to be left alone!!!
- Comment on Everytime 1 month ago:
I want to know how he still walks, let alone is still alive, after all these dangerous stunts and accidents.
He landed wrong in a film called Armour of God, hit a ruck and crushed his skull.
Whereas I picked up something incorrectly a few decades back and I still struggle to walk at times!! The man is/was elastic, and insane. - Comment on Everytime 1 month ago:
- Comment on Everytime 1 month ago:
Know anything about jackdaws…?
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 1 month ago:
Correct, this post is making me think…about boobs!!
- Comment on 91 Octane 1 month ago:
This is the real reason why Kate Winslet let go of Leo at the end of Titanic. She knew that she only had a few years before he got rid, so she did it first!!
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 1 month ago:
Bloodninja, is that you?
- Comment on Anon blows his dad's mind 1 month ago:
Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 1 month ago:
Every single one of those little girls were in contact with The Human Fountain’s shooter every single day. Every. Single. Day.
And they were all pleading with him to do that shooting. 6 year old Iranian schoolgirls are a formidable force that should not be trifled with!Or Candeath Omens is a cunt. It could be either…
- Comment on Did We? 1 month ago:
“I’m an engineer, not a horologist, Mr. Spock.”
- Comment on Torpedos 2 months ago:
Someone with the skills should put the orange kiddie fiddler’s head on Peter in this clip.
- Comment on What's in a name 2 months ago:
If it was reflective both ways then it would obviously be called a double one way mirrors. {taps head}
- Comment on 2 months ago:
He ran around, and deserted us!!
- Comment on Now that the DOW is below 50,000, are we allowed to care again? 2 months ago:
“We don’t have time to worry about the child rapes now, haven’t you seen that the dow has dropped? We need to tackle this before we can look at anything else!”
“Oh, well the dow is over 50000 now. Can we look at the child rapes agai…”
“WHY ARE YOU STILL GOING ON ABOUT THAT. THE DOW IS RISING AND WE NEED TO BE ON THE BALL TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING CONTINUES ON THIS TRAJECTORY!”
- Comment on Game over 2 months ago:
Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can’t they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree? - Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 2 months ago:
Knew what?
…Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?