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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Mar-a-Lago face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Has his face been ‘kirked’ in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I is do thinking she is do is can like ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, you dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
  You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TEETH⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you can buy human remains.
  I’m in.

  sometimes even legally.
  I’m out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her slumber is now complete.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god no. Not in my point of view. Her voice is like fingernails on chalkboard to me. Mostly screeches and squeals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmmmm, forbidden penis.
  Btw, you spelt good incorrectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese’s, I think?

  Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
  I thought I’d got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey’s. Again, chocolate vomit.
  Never had any of that shit since.

  Cadbury’s in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it’s to mask the fact that they’ve changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
  When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american ‘food’ company…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't look up :)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, that’s one guess, where’s the other two?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news, there are a lot of stupid people out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are called tilt and turns in the UK. I first fitted one in about 1995, in a conservatory. I’ve fitted hundreds since then.

  Very, very versatile window but they also mean you can’t easily fit window blinds in the window reveal itself because the window will hit it if you want to open it all the way. Though it’s ok on the tilt setting.
  Curtains are fine, but if you want blinds then you have to fit them to the walls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good boah⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  {unzips}
  I need more detail. Lots more detail. Is the clown costume tight and bulging? I need it to be bulging. MORE DETAIL!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can stress mine, bigboy.

  (You’ll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bred⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mods, MODS! Remove this post, it is not shit. Not shit indeed!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
  However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't understand streamer fans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How much money you got?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨recklessly stolen in cold blood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of a Queen song…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rollercoaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Jesus he is cooked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  molesting children is a sin

  Nowadays that’s a prerequisite if you want to be a republican politician.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I went straight in with no login or sign-up needed.
  Seems like only certain people are affected and nothing to do with website practices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Undercover Informant"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect, plenty of people knew he was an agent!
  His handler, putin, knew. The KGB knew when they recruited him. Quite a lot of Russians knew about it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✅✅✅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never thought of it like that. I’ll have to get another man to do it for me…then I’ll suck his cock as a thank you. Heterosexually, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump posted this in Truth.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
  If he tried to squat like that today he’d shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.

  Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I went to a tattooist and they said “I’ve worked on that Malone chap, you know”, I’d fucking walk out as quick as possible. And you should too.
  Anyone trying to claim that work would never touch me with their hands, let alone needle and ink.

  Same goes with Miley Cyrus’s work. Most of hers are just awful.

  Tattoos are only as good as your tattooist. It’s one of those things that truly are “you get what you pay for”.
  If a tattooist will slap anything on to anyone anywhere then you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo from them. A proper tattooist is an artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaked images of soon to be released Cyber Plane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  {Nazi saluting Elon goose steps in and steals the design}

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canon accurate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, she’s on my list of “People called Halle Berry who I very much would like to do filthy things with”.
  It’s a very specific list, I’ll give you that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An alien invasion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?”
  “… Ok, but why?”
  “See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
  Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It’d be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh nuts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yuck, that’s unhygienic. Get someone else to pee on your nuts like a normal person!!