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- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Whoa, whoa, wait wait, WAIT… When you say “do something” do you actually mean as in actually putting some actual effort in actually?
Wow, that’s asking for too much!!!.Ok, ok, I would fiercely protest…but the country is massive.
Plus I can’t be expected to travel thousands of miles to protest.
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Plus local protests are very difficult to organise, or find (in this age of instant communication).
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Plus, midterms. Just you wait until the midterms happen, then we’ll have so much control. Oh yeah, midterms will straighten all this out!!!(The above excuses are what have been said to me when I asked the same question over the last few months. I’ve now come to the conclusion that americans are either trapped or evil/complacent/stupid)
- Comment on How the tables have turned 4 days ago:
I know it’s not supposed to be a realistic scale but I’m wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, ‘thin’?
- Comment on This is what happens when Billionaires own the news media. 1 week ago:
I’m going to have to agree with the third one down. The smartest way to get the rich to help society isn’t to tax them. It’s not. Honestly.
No, it’s guillotines. Guillotines are the smartest way to get them to help.
Think about it. If we were to get bozos, furckerberg, theil, and muskyboy in a big stadium then guillotined them all that would definitely make things better instantly. However if we then said, “Hey, all you other billionaires, you’ve got a year to actually do something decent… or we will be coming for you”, then the guillotining would be a gift that keeps on giving.
(Hell, I’ll even volunteer to pull the guillotine levers so no one else has to deal with that guilt)
- Comment on BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just introduced the Guaranteed Paid Vacation Act — a bill to guarantee at least two weeks of paid vacation to every full-time worker in America. Over 90 other members of Cong… 1 week ago:
They elected a ‘thing’ that’s obviously been a con man for decades.
A blatant racist, casino bankrupting corrupt piece of disgusting scum. Who has had nearly 30 court cases for sexual assault.
A so called human that has numerous websites tracking their obvious lies, thousands and thousands of confirmable and easily debunked lies.
Then there’s the 30 plus felonies. The numerous court cases and fines etc, some of which involve being fined for stealing from children’s charity’s.
The list goes on and on…But, then, get this, then they fucking elected it again. And this was after the Covid debacle, an attempted insurrection, stealing of top secret documents to sell or use in nefarious manner, AND the Epstein-tRUMP files being in everyone’s faces.
That is what the us is to me now. And for the rest of my life.
A country so complacent/evil/stupid that they can elect one of the very worst ‘humans’ in living history… TWICE! - Comment on Challenge everything 1 week ago:
Anyone know where I can get the 'hard’ware for this game?
I don’t mind it being secondhand. No, wait, I would prefer it to be used…
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 1 week ago:
It’s not a gif, but you get the idea.
- Comment on Mass layoffs expected at EA as the now-private publisher reportedly tells its new debt masters that it's going to cut $700 million in annual costs 1 week ago:
People are still buying EA:s unfinished games? Wow.
I admit that they got me a few times, but I quickly learned not to buy from them again.
- Comment on Trump’s tariffs resulted in a massive transfer of wealth from working people into the hands of millionaires and billionaire 2 weeks ago:
“Revolution? Nah, that takes effort and I’m not about to do that!! Next you’ll be wanting me to protest, or something. Pfffft. Plus we all know protesting is almost impossible in today’s age of instant communication…
Anyway. Listen. Listen. The midterms. We’ll totally destroy them in the midterms. You’ll see. After the midterms they’ll all be leaving the country, or be in prison. Just wait for the midterms, bro!!!” - Comment on What, all of you? 3 weeks ago:
Well don’t always believe what your brain thinks…that would be stupid!!
- Comment on tesseract 3 weeks ago:
The bans were added discretely by the tesseract dev.
It was noticed and pointed out by another dev.
Lots of people checked to see if they were banned. Some were angry…that they weren’t on the list.
The tesseract dev then had a hissy fit and walked off in a huff…again. Apparently he’s walked off before. - Comment on How polite 3 weeks ago:
Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I’ve asked they won’t be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…
My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth? - Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!
But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.
To prove
our…wait, no, my point thenweI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______ - Comment on Thirsty much? 3 weeks ago:
What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.
That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Interesting.
I did read somewhere that it was a plastic impeller type thing that would break due to the speed, not a capacitor. Though both can be true. Either way, thanks.
- Comment on You can't unsee him 4 weeks ago:
If the mushy brained dementia riddled kiddie fiddler ever saw the LOTR picture then it’d think, “I can’t remember that picture being taken. Oh yes, that was the day that Aragorn shit my pants.”
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I remember going to the local waste dump about two or so years after the Dyson vacuum cleaner came out and seeing a shit ton of them in a shipping container. As I was throwing my rubbish away I asked a worker why and got the reply that a specific part inside always breaks so they put them all together and a company collects them to fix up as resell.
Which was a good thing to do, but I left there thinking, “yeah I’m not ever buying a Dyson anything.”
I’ve not followed the company but it does seem that every time they bring out a product all they’ve done is reinvent the wheel and then marketed the shit out of it. - Comment on Palantir CEO Alex Karp predicts he will get 20x richer from AI—but middle-class workers will get left behind 4 weeks ago:
In the future billionaires shouldn’t exist. Current billionaires shouldn’t be allowed to exist.
- Comment on Video gaming 5 weeks ago:
Donvict Drumpf, is that you?
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 5 weeks ago:
Can you lick it? Well do you have a tongue, if so then, yes, you can lock it.
Should you lick it is a better question though… - Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
- Comment on It's always for your safety 5 weeks ago:
I recently watched a few videos about people taking the modems/WiFi boxes out of their new cars to stop the constant data collection.
On one of the videos there’s a warning that if you attach your phone to your car then the car will almost certainly start to contact through the BT to ‘phone home’ again to send data that way. - Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 1 month ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 1 month ago:
Question:
If I were to come up with a way to rid myself (and others) of these face mites then what would happen? Would it be a positive or negative thing for me?And the same question about human body mites. If I were to get rid of human mites completely would that be good or bad?
- Comment on brains on autopilot 1 month ago:
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits” - Comment on Getting to know each other 1 month ago:
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
- Comment on It's in the files 1 month ago:
Aren’t teenagers a bit old for the paedo in chief?
Isn’t 4 to 12 the golden age, though the younger the better. - Comment on Impossible 1 month ago:
Depends on the country.
In the UK there’s a very good chance the -non audi, BMW, tesla, range rover- driver will indicate.In Finland then, yeah. I’ve only been here a week but it definitely seems there is slightly more of a chance they will not indicate.
- Comment on Prediction vs Reality 1 month ago:
Oh, thank the merciful lord and saviour.
I was a bit worried that we were actually going to have to do something meaningful there for a second, phew!!