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- Comment on Rage for the machine? 1 hour ago:
Ha, no.
They’d turn up with a poor person off the street to do the drumming for them, then charge them rent for doing it.After gaining fame/infamy/notoriety they’d kick the poor person out whilst moaning about immigrants are taking their jobs. The drumming will then go downhill fast and then they’d moan that there was no one willing to work anymore but that it’s all definitely not their fault!!
- Comment on Home renovations 1 day ago:
Cut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).
- Comment on Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. 1 day ago:
If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?
- Comment on Bean thinking of you, Lemmy 1 day ago:
- Comment on Families in New York City demonstrated against a proposal to allow cars in a local park. A politician showed up in a car to mock them 2 days ago:
Question:
Why didn’t that car get smashed to fucking pieces?Another question:
When will you guys get sick of these horrible people and go after them? - Comment on Let's discuss the real issues. 2 days ago:
It’s really not fair to compare these two.
One is a convicted criminal, and an indirect(wink wink) mass murder who brought terror to the streets. And the other one is Charlie Manson.Yeah, sure, Manson did horrible things but did he traffic and rape children for decades and decades? No.
Did Charlie commit treason, take bribes from hostile countries, steal top secret documents, and generally con billions out of people? No.
Did Charlie’s policies bring death and terror to the streets? Well, yes…but only a few deaths, and not for very long.
Whereas Donvict Drumpf’s policies have killed millions through lack of aid, PLUS the direct terror and murders on the streets the Whitehouse office is supposed to protect.All in all Charlie is a fucking angel compared to tRUMP.
- Comment on A Statement From The White House 4 days ago:
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits. - Comment on A Statement From The White House 4 days ago:
“diarrhoea, again?! FFS, stop slamming down all those big Mac’s. CHRIST!”
- Comment on No way!.. 5 days ago:
“Wait. I’m going to your hell? …haha, checkmate, I don’t believe in your hell!!”
“Wow, me too! Let’s go and fuck some shit up!” - Comment on That Orange Bastard 6 days ago:
You posted shit in a shitpost community.
Granted it’s disgusting useless shit, but still acceptable. - Comment on Florida GOP votes up bill to allow “opportunity” to earn subminimum wage 6 days ago:
This lack of fear they don’t have can be rectified.
Same goes for the guillotines, very fast moving bullets, and nooses etc etc etc. All that’s needed is motivation. - Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 6 days ago:
Even copious amounts of (definitely not human) blood?
- Comment on 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 1 week ago:
Probably? Definitely!
- Comment on Just a few 1 week ago:
Incorrect. He lives inside all of us! HE’S INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOW!!
- Comment on Still alive? 1 week ago:
Well the security cameras mysteriously turned off, so…no one?
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
Weird. I also grew up in the UK, and I’m in my 50s now, it’s always been shoes off in my and my family’s houses. Unless it was a quick visit.
Same goes for my friend’s houses.I’ve worked in the other people’s houses for well over 30 years in different capacities, from ‘clean’ jobs such as surveying to the more physical jobs of handyman, plastering etc. And a high percentage of the time it was shoes off as well.
Or separate clean shoes for inside.
Basically it’s easier to change my shoes than it is to clean a carpet or floor after I have trampled dirt around.Ok, yeah, you’d get people say “don’t bother about your shoes” if I was only doing a survey, but I took them off anyways.
The only time I wouldn’t remove my shoes is if the houses were cleaner outside than inside, but that hardly ever happened.If I had to guess I would say that in all the thousands and thousands of houses I’ve visited in the UK that 90% were shoes off.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 1 week ago:
“Thank you all for working earlier and retiring later. What you’ve done has wiped out that horrid national debt…
Now for some more good news we’ve got an even newer, bigger, better, more tremendous national debt because, well, we are either fucking useless with money or just robbing thieving cunts that plain just stole all that cash from your hard work to buy ourselves mansions and yachts.
So everyone will now have to start work at 14 and retire at, lol I don’t know, 78? to get rid of this national debt. We pinky promise not to rob all this money though. Honest.
Right I’m off to buy another yacht. See ya, suckers!” - Comment on The sheeet of power 1 week ago:
WRONG. WRONG! …
They are called “the Epstein tRUMP files” - Comment on Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve had the paid version for about ten years, is that also enshittified?
I’ve disabled auto update… - Comment on Do people eat this? 2 weeks ago:
Nope. Slice or two of bread, some margarine spread (we couldn’t afford butter), and sugar sprinkled on it. That’s it.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 weeks ago:
In my 5 decades of Britishness I’ve never ever heard of a toast sandwich. And for one and a half of those decades we were so poor that we sometimes had sugar sandwiches just so we wouldn’t starve.
But, yeah, I’d give it a go. Hell, I may even have one today.
- Comment on That's a tight sandwich 2 weeks ago:
Fuck it, I’d eat it.
Sorry, I meant, then I’d eat it.
- Comment on The Boss Kyle 2 weeks ago:
Calm down, Adolf.
- Comment on Tips 4 weeks ago:
This worked for me. I used to have no money but since I stopped eating and turned off the electricity and heating I now have millions… MILLIONS!
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 4 weeks ago:
After the embarrassment of the last ten years, and the ongoing embarrassment until the fat orange child rapist dies, then I’d say getting a backpack and leaving the Nazied States of America is probably the best move.
- Comment on It's easy 4 weeks ago:
"What!‽ You can’t afford a holiday skiing in the Alps!! Why don’t you just ask daddy for a bigger allowance?’
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 5 weeks ago:
I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.
- Comment on Important video of a pudú fighting a rhinoceros you should watch 5 weeks ago:
“You want some? I’ll give you some!!”
- Comment on Zootopia 5 weeks ago:
Only the smart people know when to buy a bridge.
Fortunately for you I’ve got a bridge for sale. Are you smart enough to take this opportunity?
It’ll go very soon, I’ve got a lot of buyers that want it. Buy today, or forever be the person who didn’t buy that bridge at a bargain price. You in? - Comment on Yale Posting It's Ls 5 weeks ago:
Is the murderer absolutely immune from a person who wants to take revenge?
Yeah, ok, the murderer may never meet his legal and justified consequences but will the Nazi government of america always be there to protect him?Now, obviously, ;-);-) , I’m not saying a person should find this guy and do unto him what he has done unto others. Nope. No way…