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@D_C@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incident⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve got the assassination thing covered, no need to assist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it’s tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in a bath. You wouldn’t get in the bath dressed, would you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have, and on a related note, I also think of guillotines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tricky, I’m no doctor but I think she’s not exactly incorrect. It isn’t ‘normal’ for us to have vaccines, etc, as vaccines are a -relatively- new thing for humans.

  (However, it is better to have them than not.)

  This is a “welllllll…she’s technically correct” situation. The problem I have is how she’s framing the issue and if I was her boss, or whatever, I would definitely be on to her to get an explanation of why she’s framing it in an apparently negative way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This person is full of gas!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol DuckDuckGo AI assist!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only because she wears 10 inch heels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is dehydrated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if the fish ‘swims’ up my butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap or processed red meat.
  Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

  The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

  In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

  I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
  Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.

  Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
  Decisions decisions.
  On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

  Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laptop dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shaming Crayfish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I do. The wife is 50/50 about them…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it because they made him unrealistically slim?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump Said He Promised Ivanka He Wouldn't Date Girls Younger Than Her | “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.” 😬⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raping little kids isn’t dating them so, technically, he kept that promise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold up, isn’t being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really works!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen, I DIDN’T COME HERE TO BE EDUCATED…but I’m enjoying it. Carry on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
  Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with added slurp at the end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.

  Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  😲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, they will.