It’s not just BMW drivers though! Here in Germany, the majority of motorists are using it wrong: they indicate as they merge or a second before, making it entirely useless.
Impossible
Submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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grandel@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Plenty common in the US too. Break lights are a more reliable indicator that someone is planning to turn soon
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Don’t You use the same light for turning and braking?
markz@suppo.fi 2 days ago
I swear people intentionally wait for the last moment to make sure nobody has time to react.
grandel@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Absolutely! I’ve been trying to understand why.
The closest idea I’ve gotten so far is: They are worried their “request” to merge will be denied so they just do it as fast as possible without giving others a chance to influence it.
These are often also the same people that attempt to block other cars from merging during traffic jams.
LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
And then you get the other extreme, those who turn on their indicators 3 streets before their actual turn. They will turn …at some point.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I have a 2025 BMW EV. It strongly refuses to switch lanes unless you engage the turn signal. BMW engineers literally had to software code a fix for the average BMW driver.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Maybe that explains the crazy phenomenon I saw the other day. A BMW driver near me actually used their turn signal and I was super impressed. They they cut off another driver and almost caused a huge accident.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It takes time to learn new behaviours, I guess
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
well it won’t fix the huge blind spots on modern cars
Killer57@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Personally I find that most BMW drivers have become Tesla drivers.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Tesla drivers just don’t actually know how to drive. They’re like Prius drivers but worse. It’s because a lot of them are infantilized tech workers who have no real life skills and then buy their first car as a Tesla as jewelry, as status. So they’re dumb, incredibly pretentious and think they’re better than you, don’t give a shit about other people, and don’t give a shit about driving or even learning the laws or culture. It’s literally antisocial.
With bmw drivers, at least they also like driving because that’s the whole bmw brand image.
manuremy@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
First time I ever saw a Tesla on the road, I had just gotten my driver’s license and was exiting a small town where I had bought my first ever car. It was 60 km/h road, about 5-10 km before the town ends. I was driving by the limit, taking in the possible “meter error.” I stopped at lights, and my buddy noticed a Tesla behind us. When the lights turned green, the Tesla passed me in the intersection area and drove away at over 100 km/h. It was gone very fast. Sadly there was not a police car patrolling or cameras… Later experiences with Teslas have not been any different.
Congrats Tesla driver, you were faster than a 2000 WV Golf! What a driver you are/were!
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
No matter how hard i push in or pull out this stick, nothing ever happens.
gole@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That doesn’t look like a BMW stick tho.
Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
wta do you mean? there is no such stick on a bmw XD
gole@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Hah, that would complete the joke, can’t wait for fully self driving cars
hex123456@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yeah looks like a ford
iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Every single driver in Florida
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
This guy Tampas.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Not quite. Western NC is overrun with Floridians who are complete ass at driving
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I drove a bmw once. Their blinker sticks suck ass. Actually bad design. You had to like tap it to turn it on and then tap it again to turn it off or something dumb.
fishy@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It takes a little time to get used to but it’s ultimately the superior design. Light tap for three blinks, hard press to turn signal on, another tap in the same direction to disengage. You never accidentally click too far that other way.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That doesn’t sound better at all.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It used to just be BMW drivers but now it’s literally everyone.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Depends on the country.
In the UK there’s a very good chance the -non audi, BMW, tesla, range rover- driver will indicate.In Finland then, yeah. I’ve only been here a week but it definitely seems there is slightly more of a chance they will not indicate.
Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 2 days ago
I have a BMW. I feel like “BMW driver” is often more of a state of mind than the car you actually drive. I’m more of a Toyota driver who happens to own a BMW lol
jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
As a pedestrian, drivers not signalling on roundabouts does my fucking nut in.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 days ago
It’s not that they don’t know about the blinker, it’s that they know every blinker has a limited number of blinks, and dealership charge an arm and a leg to change the blinker fluid.
grandel@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Knowing BMW, charging to use the indicator sounds like a very real thing to happen.
Aganim@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As one of the few BMW drivers that keeps his blinkerfluid topped up I upvoted this. So annoying if people don’t use a blinker, especially when they leave roundabouts and keep the traffic that want to enter waiting for nothing. It takes zero effort to use a blinker, people who refuse to use them are just lazy selfish pieces of shit.
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
BMW drivers: So left or right? I can’t turn both!
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It looks familiar…
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The framing makes it look like he is holding it like a pregnancy test lol.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Don’t forget your RAM drivers. Cuz you know, big truck is sports car
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
*Tesla drivers
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I had a friend who bought a BMW a while back. The blinker literally didn’t stay on. You know how in most cars, you move the blinker and it kinda stays in place and blinks until you turn the wheel? Yeah the blinker in his BMW didn’t do that.
gole@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
There are two modes. Light flick and it will only blink 3 times, hard flick and it will keep blinking.
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 2 days ago
That’s broken.
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
Many/most behave as you say if you slightly press the handle up or down but will stay on if you give a firmer press. Maybe your friend was just an idiot?
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Nah, he let me try it. It just clicked off way easier than in any other model car I’ve been in.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub 2 days ago
In Finland you need to wave your hand for the bus to stop and pick you up.
I waved, and I waved, and I waved, but the bus driver just didn’t turn the blinker on.
But, the bus stopped anyway.
So, me: “Hello! Is your own private car a BMW, perhaps?"
The bus driver, visibly proud that someone could recognize that from her outlook alone: “Yes, indeed!"
“Next time maybe use the blinker."
(The bus driver looked much less proud)