Drusas

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason humans aren't supposed to eat the meat of fish high up in the food chain too often, like tuna. Mercury poisoning specifically in that case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon’s Promotion of ‘Melania’ Has Critics Questioning Its Motives⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I could go for some Unsolved Mysteries, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong number... hopefully⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This image reminds me of something that I can't quite place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you do when you're lacking direction in life?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I may comment preemptively....

  I'm a big fan of ellipses, but we must know their limits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Entry⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm hungry, but it's 2am and I'm in bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible that the rich are so rich that they have created inflation?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This doesn't sound like it's in disagreement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible that the rich are so rich that they have created inflation?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people get there by inheritance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pixels inflation⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn't look like anything to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoever come up with this monstrosity has to get a personal extra hot cauldron in hell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Physical media has actually started taking off again, what with people growing fed up of paying to subscribe to multiple streaming services, sometimes paying to "buy" a digital movie, only to find none of it available anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoever come up with this monstrosity has to get a personal extra hot cauldron in hell⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I remember those. Just break it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet the Vitalists: the hardcore longevity enthusiasts who believe death is “wrong”⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “If you believe that life is good and there's inherent moral value to life,” he told them, “it stands to reason that the ultimate logical conclusion here is that we should try to extend lifespan indefinitely.”

  Well, I certainly can't take this guy seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New study: No-alcohol and low-alcohol beers, and dry pubs, are on the rise⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I've tried a couple of non-alcoholic gins. The best was "not terrible". I can understand a non-alcoholic beer or cider, but gin does not work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, and I'll bet there's duck fat on that sandwich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also rationed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But käsespätzle....

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like eighteenth century peasant food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hanging around indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to reverse pit a copcar before they pit you? Like if you know a cop is going to pit you on their right side, can you use your left back end to hit them first?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tow a boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you all ruined our perfectly good Berenstein timeline!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if the kid who got Harambe killed knows about it. He'd be about thirteen now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fire is about the most dangerous thing that can happen on a boat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That's just what people happen to be sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried exiting your front door underwater?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  New Cube sequel incoming at long last.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get sweet dish fish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This joke would work better if the two sounded more similar (there's a very obvious pause between the two words versus no pause before the 'd' in 'Swedish').

  But I appear to be in the minority!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Randezvous 📅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kernuhl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growls menacingly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As I read through the meme:
  First thought: Getting off of that bed sounds exhausting

  Second thought: I could fit a lot of dogs with me on that bed

  Third thought: But no Chihuahuas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growls menacingly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It really is shocking how many people treat their pets like cuddly inanimate objects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tryna get hella faded⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, I'll be there old person.

  "Faded"?

  I'm guessing high or something similar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because he only posted this because of the boobs.