Fair is fair

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• gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If Canada doesn’t rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files they are missing a huge opportunity. It’s exactly what they should do and fuck any TACO hopes for tariffs. Fuck US imports, be proud, be obstinate. Be an enemy to this regime. Create a bill that will officially rename the lake back to Lake Michigan automatically after a new president is sworn in if they want.

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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even “Epstein Files” is too soft. Lake “Trump raped children.” is better.

    IMO, all references to America or Trump should be legally required to include the phrase, “Trump raped children.”

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lake Diapershits McChildfuck

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lake Superior implies the existence of a Lake Inferior

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  • raef@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    all other lakes are inferior, of course

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone always forgets the middle child, Lake Mediocre.

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That one usually gets mopped up after trump leaves a room.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lake submissive?

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s an old map. The new name for the united states is south Canada

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t do that to our water dildo!

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually we can.

    En fait, nous pouvons le faire.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Non! Nous ne vous laisserons pas molester notre précieux phallus aquatique!

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  • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Désolé, ce n’est pas un dildo 😌🇨🇦🇨🇦

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is there no Lake Inferior?

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  so Gordon Lightfoot will have to do a remake of his superb “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”?

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwJ2n_ISlHY

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Province of New York.

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• GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lake Ontario III: The Ontariest

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My first question was, why not Lake New York?
  New York shares it with Ontario.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because NYC is run by a mooslim communist or something. Idk.

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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trump hates New York.

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meme-maker going out of their way to choose the worst possible font.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Our Great Khan has already renamed it Lake Illinois, and we’ve annexed Green Bay for good measure.

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lake Jeffrey.

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