CanadianCarl

@CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'll never fail⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like my cat, always trying to sniff my armpits, or bite my toes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨last night clubbing experience (it was a fucking blast):⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You are just milking these memes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a girl can never be hyperfeminine/sexual, chaotic, unfiltered online without ulterior motives allegations⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep up the memes, i love that are original.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It is a freaky disney film.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this accurate, Canadians?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t eat that fake maple syrup. I can’t tolerate the taste. But I need to stock up on some ketchup chips at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmyshitpost lately⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you see Jamie Lee Curtis promoting this film?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Double the resolution, and no censor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also drinking water from a plate *crunch*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer not getting diarrhoea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calm down in the gulf guys i need to see my bf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he like my father? When he raises his arms, it smells of death 2 metres away… And you have to run to another room for air?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a hero⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a better chance of the word being spelled correctly, doing the opposite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they don't know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate squirrels, raccoons and birds are better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨_uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck me in the ass tonight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨_uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duck be in the ads tonight? Does that work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨_uck _e _n the a__ ton_ght⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Arc*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I just stopped using that website overall, because of all the ads thrown down my throat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that is Arnold Schwarzenegger that is boy preggers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I disagree. Boy preggers is pretty rad. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find the news article, so this might be fake. But I did find this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke, hammerhead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Litre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Female sheep?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is made in UK, and Canada,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too far, man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grawlix?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spagett⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boil you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to invest in a boat.