Hard times call for hard decisions.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why are you sad?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t call it a blow dryer if it’s not supposed to blow me. 🤷‍♂️

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not Safe For WHAT? Don’t let me hangin.

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  • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hands. It’s just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nut Spraying Forbidden

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  • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    National Secessionist Forces

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s more a nude sausage fryer.

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• Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

  Better version

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hm not enough emoji stickers 👎

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    • Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Look man, it’s wet and there’s no paper towels, so…

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that’s disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But what if you’re uncircumcised?

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      10/10, no notes

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• ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ever heard the phrase; “Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn’t put your dick.”

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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “regulations are written on blood”

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t touch door handles with it

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  so uncuts is fine then, ok

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.

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• UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.

  If I see one of those, I’m drying my hands on my damn pants.

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  well I think it’s saying they don’t want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can’t tell the difference at this point.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Every sign has a history…

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Someone’s dick was used as a pattern for that symbol.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Be the reason they had to put up a side.

  Maybe not in this case, though.

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me what I can’t do

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• Shoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can confirm, walked into a bathroom and witnessed this happening when these were first introduced here ~15 years ago. Nobody believed me but… I know what I saw that day.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  "New kink unlocked "

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• Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Damm has good girth

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