HappySkullsplitter

@HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤝🤝🤝⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m doing the same, but for PFAS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hoarding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer it neat

  Savor the flavors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hoarding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amateurs

  Use jars with sealed lids to keep it fresh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The time is now if you’re looking to start your own payment system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re stuck in a rut with cardinal directions

  Let’s try intercardinal directions,

  Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andrew Cuomo wants to become Mayor of New York City. This is his driving record.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He seems to really like to speed through school zones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paris and Rome are west of London lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s hot.

  For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, you’re not sending noods then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As seen on TV⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Add turkey baster for nuclear weapon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They locked me in a room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was crazy once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny enough that’s what I’m doing now, then my cousin leans over with his phone to show me his brisket is sitting right at 225

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a smoker with wireless controls

  Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only bring back one. Which do you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Radio Shack

  No one else has electronic components

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Edison lawsuit incoming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to petty lane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to petty lane⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thumbs up to people dying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what the combined financial net worth of this photo is because the calculation for the combined human value shown in this photo is easy

  That is zero

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Alright guys, someone very carefully look to see if the cameras are still here”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay. I got better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chocolate milk cows come from brown eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pluto is a planet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rinse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was unemployed and playing video games, I didn’t qualify for any free healthcare and I needed some

  I don’t know what he’s talking about

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont even know where my shit is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know where mine is. Constipation is no joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard times call for hard decisions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell me what I can’t do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 11foot8 bridge opens another big can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve hear they’re raising the clearance on this bridge soon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just help me get through the first night and then I'm good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I’m getting cremated and spread

  I’m too introverted to spend that much time with that many people