If anyone tells you the water is shark-infested, tell them it’s not. Water is where sharks live. Shallow water near beaches is human-infested.
improbability and impossibility
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jellyfish that sting swimmers are just exercising their castle doctrine.
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 1 month ago
But I watched Jaws and that shark attacked people for no reason bro
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He was hungry! Jeez, clearly no one ever thinks about the shark.
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
“If you don’t want to be eaten, stop swimming near my mouth”
bjorney@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Southern Australian springtime swimmers who properly update their Bayesian priors know that sharks are the true danger, NOT lightning strikes or plane crashes
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What if you’re going swimming in a thunder storm?
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I worked at a beach resort in FL for a time, it was crazy going up to the 20th-ish floor and seeing all these ppl swimming around sharks and had no idea…
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wow, must be my lucky day.
xaera@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This looks like a screen capture from MalibuArtist on YouTube. It’s a great channel if you have any interest in sharks and marine life.
telllos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, this is a fantastic channel, it can probably cure youof the fear Jaw is creating in people.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I’m happy to steer clear, I’ve never been friends with the beach anyway. Also, gotta try to adjust those stats and not make us humans out to be total idiots
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I would get really fucking impressed to get attacked by a shark in balaton, a larger sized lake
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Douglas Adams always knew exactly the right words to say.
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s that from, sounds familiar.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy