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- Comment on [politics] in case you're not already rooting for Norway 1 day ago:
Yeah, the world cup has literally every single big football nation competing but they still expect to just go there and win cause theyre english. Actually bring a team that cares about winning against so many dedicated and talented people instead of just expecting to be superior than them. Same attitude that makes them think they still rule the world, same with the usa actually.
- Comment on We've all been there 2 days ago:
Wat, is it? I mean i guess american detention would mean i yanked it in school which is kinda insane so yeah. Tho i know someone who did it in class, hes fucking unhinged and should be quarantined 💀
- Comment on no one is getting back to me on filling my hole 2 days ago:
As ive said before, ive really been needing a hole filling since ive broken up…
- Comment on We've all been there 2 days ago:
It was europe so basically the school suggested id be grounded. Theres no american style detention there.
- Comment on We've all been there 3 days ago:
When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.
- Comment on Perception is everything. 6 days ago:
Exactly what i wanted to comment. Forward looking eyes, eyes set back into the skull a bit more and the look of a tortured soul who you know will do the same to you. All from a little bóbr
- Comment on May not buff out 1 week ago:
How is my question. Also it looks like a modern art piece.
- Comment on You got this dude. You're fineeeeee 1 week ago:
Report: I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
No but actually i did the exact same thing after drinking a whole bottle of jäger and half a bottle of vodka(dont ask me, im eastern european), proceeded to watch the meg with my ex and some friends and then proceeded to projectile vomit over everything(including said ex) and then went to the bathroom and spent the next half an hour cleaning, showering and looking exactly like this into the mirror.
- Comment on She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars. 2 weeks ago:
This meme is soooooooooo old. I remember commenting about how “it’s” is really stupid and should be “their” instead. Maybe it was even back on reddit, which would mean this is a repost of a 3+ yo meme. I know this is true for a lot of memes but its insane that i remember this specific one.
- Comment on AC is off in this house at my request🤠 2 weeks ago:
How am i not surprised its violet
- Comment on It is prophesied 2 weeks ago:
Exactly ehat i thought, didnt know he had a restaurant chain but with his talents its probably the flick of a finger.
- Comment on Fixing those dynamics 2 weeks ago:
Apes together strong. This is how you brainstorm as a team.
- Comment on Online courses 2 weeks ago:
Dudák! Baszott nagy csöcsök! Csu csúú! Egy helikopter, fulululu fulululu! Utána meg egy motorcsónak, brrrr brrrr!
- Comment on Online courses 2 weeks ago:
I still love the Gabika version of the eye of the tiger but no i dont think its her, she has way more tax money funded botox
- Comment on Fixing those dynamics 2 weeks ago:
Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will “help me”
- Comment on Fixing those dynamics 2 weeks ago:
Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long…
- Comment on It's always the ones you expect 2 weeks ago:
Whats woth all the hungary memes nowadays? Also this was yeaaaars ago. The party he was a part of got defeated not that long ago in a huge election. Ja és bojler eladó
- Comment on Online courses 2 weeks ago:
She actually looks hungarian tho, idk why. Is she a celebrity maybe, idk. Im not really in the celeb space, even less the hungarian celeb space.
- Comment on I am el french 2 weeks ago:
For those who dont understand the difference, a lot of english speaking people say it as if you had the cra part from lucrative and then an s sound and after that the word ant. So it sounds like this cra-s-ant(not totally but its hard to describe in a way that someone without ipa knowledge would understand). While the actual french pronounciation is like(once again quite hard to describe) kwah-sah(the sah is kinda like when you pronounce balsa) and the important part is that theres a release of air from the nostrils when pronouncing the sah part, almost like if the a and an n merged. This is often written with a tilda(~) written on top of the vowel(ã in this case) which literally comes from and n that was shoved on top of the preceeding vowel.
- Comment on oh i’m definitely imagining it🥵 2 weeks ago:
I mean i am an armpit licker but ive never considered my armpits being licked. Interesting.
- Comment on I love houses that trap heat! /s 2 weeks ago:
33c in sweden where i live which is a very nice temp but the people melting arround me. Also where i used to live in hungary will have 41c which is somehow almost a record but it never goes above that. I dont understand how the weather works there, last summer we had like ten days with 40+ but the all time record for all of hungary is sonehow only 41.9 at the same time even tho there are hotter cities than where i lived. Kinda shit to have almost record breaking weather every year cause youre like “ahh but serbia and bosnia have it worse” but in actuality its almost always hotter in hungary.
- Comment on Men against bush 2 weeks ago:
Hate Bush but support bush
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 3 weeks ago:
Goals?
- Comment on I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice. 3 weeks ago:
Do not equate mountain climbing and cave diving. One is a nice hobby if done safely and the other is total madness.
- Comment on Eggy 3 weeks ago:
Me when they a bit thick
- Comment on my current daddy fling born in the 1970s 3 weeks ago:
Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Evolution happening right before our eyes. In a few generations ops offsprings will be well trained stomach acid fighters.
- Comment on East Asia 4 weeks ago:
Yeah sweden is really mild cause of the gulf stream so even tho i live arround latitude 58(kodiak for reference, or kuujjuaq is a canadian example i found) winters usually dont drop below minus 15-20C and summers at best go up to 30C.
- Comment on East Asia 4 weeks ago:
Yeah i live in sweden and every time i complain about the weather he just shows me ulaanbaatar and its either like -35c during winter or +35c during summer
- Comment on East Asia 4 weeks ago:
I have a mongolian friend, he said it was a choice between a dystopian city or the vast empty nature. I guess if you like nature it could be good but the density is sooooo low there are places where you wont see civilization for hundreds of kilometers.