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- Comment on Conniseurs 2 days ago:
As a “chubby chaser” myself(didnt know this phrase existed), weight really doesnt matter. All i want is some tummy and thats like a blessing from god himself, as if jesus christ sacrificed himself just for me. In todays economy “a bit of tummy” translates to chubby for some reason and not average so i guess thats where it comes from. Also in my language its even worse, they call people like me whale-chasers basically.
- Comment on What is this thing?! Oh... 3 days ago:
I still have to rotate it 45° and can only see it for short times
- Comment on How Saturday night ended 3 days ago:
My saturday night stats are Asshole drunk guys i almost beat up: 1 People who i wanted to ask out and got basically friendzoned by: 1 Friends who dont know what the fuck just happened but at the same time stopped me from commiting a crime: 4 Also fun fact apparently the asshole guy has a record as a sexual predator, yay, i think im not going out for a few weeks after this expreince, kinda feel hollow after it. I want a time out from life rn
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 5 days ago:
Well that was deeper than i expected
- Comment on Mercedes and BMW, eternal rivals on a race once again - this time to the bottom. 1 week ago:
Ill just stay with the classics. No goofy cheeks, mustache, teeth, etc. Theres that argument that older cars are less safe but older cars didnt weigh as much as a cargo ship and you could still improve their safety design with a few tweeks. Literally everyone wants reworked classics, why dont car companies just make those?
- Comment on The time has come! 1 week ago:
You can ask friends and family for help if you need any.
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 week ago:
I actually dont know what you mean lol. Reduction surgery? Full burka???
- Comment on Hep mak fren 2 weeks ago:
Bruh this is not a shitpost, its so wholesome
- Comment on A lesson for you 3 weeks ago:
Station: station End: slut Slutstation: final station
- Comment on Anon is a fact checker 3 weeks ago:
- That is sex. You can have all the sex you want and still be lonely.
- Those stats are probably the “we asked some people” kind which means everyone who had their first relationship at 24 will say that “oh yeah technically i was with that random girl in grade school so you know what lets say its 12”
- Comment on Milliamp-hours per hour 3 weeks ago:
Wouldnt that just translate back to it drawing 510ma of current? If you use 510mah in an hour that means you are drawing 510ma of current. That also means for all day battery life you would need a 8000mah battery at least which would make quite the chunky watch lol.
- Comment on the seven shits everyone meets 3 weeks ago:
Im not saying i wouldnt be happy if this marked nsfw because scrolling on a bus in public and lemmy pops up with literal shit on your screen is not fun.
- Comment on Debatable 4 weeks ago:
I like their music and i was completely devastated when i found out they are zionists. Just commenting so other people also know. Psytrance kinds developed as music for peace and a lot of artists, including one of the members of infected mushroom, have trauma from the israeli military.
- Comment on Touchy 5 weeks ago:
Ohhh thats actually cool, thanks for making my day more interesting
- Comment on Shit's getting real 5 weeks ago:
Today i learned that in the us arizona tea is extremely good and cheap, while here in europe you can only get it imported so its pretty expensive…
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 1 month ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
- Comment on GET STICKY WITH IT 1 month ago:
Sauce?
- Comment on How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news? 1 month ago:
A ridiculous amount of copeing mechanisms and my supportive close family and friends where we keep eachother sane. Growing up in all this bullshit, you get used tovit somewhat.
- Comment on This is why brexit happened 1 month ago:
I know but it is funny that the parodized word is axtually quite accurate
- Comment on This is why brexit happened 1 month ago:
I mean if you pronounce the swedish one it does sound more like a real cow to me than the the english “moo”
- Comment on Ah shit 1 month ago:
Jokes on you im way too tired for any of these to work on me
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 2 months ago:
As usual polish and hungarian are good friends. For us fuck is “basz” or one of these many beautiful forms: Basz, baszakszik, baszd meg, baszogat, basztat, agyonbasz, elbasz, félrebasz, kibasz, rábasz, alábasz, átbasz, bebasz, belebasz, elbasz, felbasz, hazzábasz, idabasz, körbebasz, lebasz, megbasz, odabasz, összebasz, széjjelbasz, szétbasz, visszabasz, nekibasz.
Im sure that both for polish and hungarian these are bot all the forms you find in the wild.
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 2 months ago:
Tried to translate them to hungarian: Sexual: Basszunk! Mischief: Baszkodok veled. Aggression: Szétbaszlak! Anger: Basszálj rá! Regret: Bassza meg! Resignation: Baszok rá! Surprise: A kibaszott lelkem! Greeting: Baszd meg, jó reggelt! Fraud: Átbasztak. Identification: Kibaszottul nem tudom ki vagy. Philosophical: Ki baszik rá? Compliment: Kibaszottul szép. Threat: Ne baszkodj velem! Realization: Baszottul igazam volt!
Most of the question ones only work with fasz which means dick: Puzzlement: Mi a fasz? Confusion: Hol a faszba vagyunk? Wonder: Az mi a fasz? Amazement: Hogy a faszba csinálta?
We actually have a lot more nuance just in a different way than english. In english fuck is usually used in a construction where it only emphasizes the action being done while in hungarian and slavic languages(at least from what i heard from my friends) the verb it self is vulgar which is much more fun.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 2 months ago:
Ohh lol i just wrote c instead of c++. It was so low level anyway that i could just write clean c and it usually compiled as c++. But thst was already in highschool for me where they actually gave a fuck about us unlike in primary.
- Comment on Statement on Stop Killing Games - VIDEOGAMES EUROPE 2 months ago:
No No. NO! All of this is bullshit. Its not how any of this will work. Its all misinterpreted on purpose and then used as propaganda against the inititive because companies ARE afraid of it. They know this has the power to stop their predatory business practices. Moderation is the hosters responsibility so if anything, private servers would make it cheaper for companies to make games. This is also NOT RETROACTIVE as any other such regulation. Companies will only have to comply with future games. Having to remove proprietary network components from the server so they can release it at end of life IS A GOOD THING. It also makes development MORE ACCESSIBLE for small developers as everyone will have to use more open infrastrucuture. And at last this only affects the end of life of games which means it DOES NOT touch live service games DURING their life and only changes their last stage in their life cycle. For fucks sake this is getting annoying but i take this as a good thing because these stupid multi-national corpos are finally feeling the pressure.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 2 months ago:
Oof, i can feel anon. Actually true probably, similar stuff happened to me. Also getting this writte in as bad behaviour as well. I started so many arguments with teachers because they were bullshitting. Maths is one thing, i was really into it as a child(still am) but i understand why a teacher has to teach things in order. Of course this could be solved with more resources, and more importantly, distrobuting resources better by having a bit more personalized education. But what i was on about is that its very common(in eastern europe at least) for teachers to spread actual complete fucking bullshit. The amount of times they took disciplinary action against me because i corrected their batshit insane claims is just sad. This mainly happened until 5th and 6th grade where i got to the conclusion that just discussing what we covered during the class, after the class, was a good way of clearing up the mess. Of course i knew way too much for a 10 year old(had an autistic sister who loved to infodump me, we still engage in it time to time ^_^) but the point is that if a 10 year old is constantly correcting his teachers theres a problem in the system. I hoped that more western systems would be better but actually i dont see (sweden in my case) being much better for children even with everyone hyping it up. Well sorry for the rant, idk what could actually solve these problems exactly as im not an expert but i really hope we adress it one day…
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 2 months ago:
Maybe there is something to it but the uk for example has really low immigration and where i libe now in sweden, like one fourth of the population is recently immigrated people and even the immigrants are taller than youd expect tho there is a lot of mixing between people. I also think the immigration from for example the balkans could have actually pushed the average height up because croatians, serbians and even more so bosnians are tall af.
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 2 months ago:
Lol why are the british and americans so freaking short. I never understood why 6 foot was such a big fucking deal but apparently in hungary, one if the shortest non-southern nations in europe, its still much likelier that you are 6 foot than in the uk or usa. Yall are shorties, explains all the male insecurities /s
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 2 months ago:
Huh… not science on my part either but i played waterpolo for 6 years 7 times a week and this is basically the most fundamental technique of the sport.
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 2 months ago:
Btw why do i bounce my leg? Whats the science there. It doesnt bother me thst much to stop and i dont stress or anything its just kinda nice to do it when im sitting. I also just move my leg to a rythm when im lying down for example.