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A very curious situation indeed

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bergetfew@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    First, I save this meme to my phone.

    Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.

    Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.

    Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.

    See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.

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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      without a base without a trace

      just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible aduly

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      • Havald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What I can’t see can’t hurt me

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      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”

    Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

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  • kshade@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Try not to finish too quickly

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.

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      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think your username is more appropriate here

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  • DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.

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    • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home

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  • gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Butt plug

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    • hoch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      E-stim version doubles as a bug zapper

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    • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      do you really need the threat of butthole bugs to wear a butt plug though?

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Glue a gecko to my taint?

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    butt plug

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    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mom please

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        mommy? is that you?

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess I’m going to live in a beekeeper suit treated with permethrin.

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  • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe I can keep riding trains until most of them have died from exhaustion.

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Open wide

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fight back. Eat chili.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.

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    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Open wide

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Formiphilia is like the worst fetish…🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    obv die

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.

    Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.

    Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.

    In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A great deal of what we’d call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can’t see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Start by switching from boxers to briefs.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Die for a good cause to spare Earth from the immediate ecological collapse of all bugs going to one place.

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  • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Buy a dilator

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Enjoy my last day on earth with a citronella candle up my ass

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I choked on my coffee when this scrolled on screen.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Take a looong bath.

    Insects can’t survive under water

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some can

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      • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Some do

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If I may introduce: your newest nightmare en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wear pants.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Feral hogs

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