beebarfbadger
@beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ripperonis 2 days ago:
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
- Comment on Seems legit 5 days ago:
Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.
- Comment on Seems legit 5 days ago:
Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
- Comment on Seems legit 5 days ago:
Apple doesn’t fall far from the
treehorse. - Comment on Seems legit 5 days ago:
A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
- Comment on Camelot Rule 1 week ago:
But how are the corporations then supposed to keep ripping off their wage slaves by making them afraid to ask for more or organise out of some drummed up moral concern? Huh? Didn’t consider that, did ya? Won’t somebody think of the poor, poor corporations?
- Comment on What is Reddit doing 1 week ago:
“Download our app and consume ads on it because… becaaaaauuuuuusssseeeeee, um, let’s say SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Maybe terrorism? Just pick a reason you’d believe and get the app, okay?”
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 2 weeks ago:
That’s how they got Pompeii.
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 2 weeks ago:
Okay, but what if you push it down with both your hands? Lava couldn’t get out then. Checkmate.
- Comment on Starfield: May Update 2 weeks ago:
May update. May not update. Who’s to say?
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 2 weeks ago:
Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.
- Comment on space 4 weeks ago:
Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.
- Comment on land shrimp 4 weeks ago:
Yes, good point, but what worries me more is that the bullet point is missing where it says to gut the corpses and remove the cicada intestines and poop. Surely that’s standard when eating… anything really. Make it pop-free?
- Comment on Professor meow meow 4 weeks ago:
. . . as we are descrwebweng below . . .
- Comment on Professor meow meow 4 weeks ago:
Did he say YOU shouldn’t publish it or it shouldn’t be published?
- Comment on Anon learns about nuts 5 weeks ago:
Hummus?
- Comment on Spider cats 1 month ago:
My coworkers also always eat any frog I place between their mandibles.
- Comment on Spider cats 1 month ago:
“Yes, we’ll drop you into a pit with a gigantic predator on whose menu you usually take the top spot, BUT it might just be fine, since we’ll wrap you in the remains of another frog we flayed so that you can wear its skin.”
- Comment on degree in bamf 1 month ago:
Oh, that reminds me:
l ll ll L
I’m at a loss as to what you are trying to say.
- Comment on Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection Launch Is a Disaster - IGN 1 month ago:
a multiplayer game
No.
Not *A * multiplayer game. A multiplayer STAR WARS game. And not just any multiplayer Star Wars game - no, the single best received Star Wars game of its kind in the last two decades, coupled with its prequel… And they estimated around 200 people to play it at launch.
Like.
What.
- Comment on Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection Launch Is a Disaster - IGN 1 month ago:
How hard is it to just release a game that works?
Harder than delivering shit and cashing in just as much. The grab&run simply is more profitable than actually putting in the work - especially since there seem to be no palpable negative consequences.
- Comment on Poor guy, someone developed calculus simultaneously and took all the credit - now people don't know if he's alive 2 months ago:
He is and he’s living on an island retreat with Elvis.
- Comment on Poor guy, someone developed calculus simultaneously and took all the credit - now people don't know if he's alive 2 months ago:
I dunno, is he related to Leibniz by any chance?
- Comment on Sloth Skin 2 months ago:
The tar pits are that experiment on a grand scale.
- Comment on Anon likes bikes 4 months ago:
How many corpses can you fit in the trunk and where would you even put the shovel while you ride?
- Comment on What is an average person living in the US supposed to do about corporations raising prices? 4 months ago:
Pay more. Be good little consumer drones. Not be so selfish when a corporation thinks they should have all your money instead of you.
- Comment on In the boneR 4 months ago:
He was born to fight:
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God
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Karate Chop Society
Where will this fight take place?
In the boner.
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- Comment on Pray for their safety 4 months ago:
The scene you’re probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I’d count those as the most solid of evidence.
- Comment on Serious question guys 5 months ago:
Also: what is it called?
- Comment on Really any holiday 5 months ago:
“Is that a whole egg in your mouth?”
“Hmm-mmm.”
“Then whistle.”
“…”