beebarfbadger
@beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
- Comment on SHAME. 1 week ago:
Darwin approves.
- Comment on ugh i wish 3 weeks ago:
Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.
- Comment on Bat Drip 3 weeks ago:
Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.
- Comment on I'm sure everyone remembers 4 weeks ago:
2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:
-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)
-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries
-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin
-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)
- Comment on flouride 4 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? And what if someone ignores that, simply lies and says it’s toxic? I’m convinced!
- Comment on FYI: Medieval monks were dumb. 4 weeks ago:
Says right there: they dug to find them. Actually finding them might have better chances elsewhere, on account of the bodies being elsewhere, but the light was better here and they didn’t have to walk that far.
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 4 weeks ago:
- Take onions.
- Pickle them.
- Comment on This is the way 4 weeks ago:
This is the way
- Comment on From moms pov 4 weeks ago:
No idea but that’s the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.
- Comment on From moms pov 4 weeks ago:
And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.
- Comment on Disney Said to be Considering a Surprising Replacement for Bob Iger: EA CEO Andrew Wilson - IGN 5 weeks ago:
But EA clearly know how to rake in money with the yearly version of SportsGame
2021202220232024. They are expected to make just as much cash by releasing the exact same movie every year. Who knows, maybe they’ll add microtransactions. - Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 1 month ago:
- Not true at all. Vile lies spread by the Democrats.
- Okay, maybe it is true, but it’s actually a good thing.
- Okay, maybe the results are catastrophic, but it’s actually the Democrats’ fault. The solution is higher tariffs.
- Comment on Oh fuck no 1 month ago:
Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.
- Comment on Oh fuck no 1 month ago:
This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …
^women^ ^have^ ^nipples^ ^too^
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They only suppress votes for the other party and those don’t count anyway, so what if they do it when it’s perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 1 month ago:
But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?
- Comment on Wow! Doom really can run on anything! 1 month ago:
Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.
- Comment on Worst amusement park ever. 1 month ago:
I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 2 months ago:
*Hannibal Lecter
- Comment on Explains a lot... 2 months ago:
“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”
“I’ll digest you!”
“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”
- Comment on This one goes out to the GLAMourous 2 months ago:
Sure, you go and “curate” and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it’s “fine” but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody’s all mad all of a sudden.
- Comment on Science fact 2 months ago:
They’re only called stars if they grew up in the St. Ar region of France.
- Comment on Octopus 2 months ago:
Not again.
- Comment on Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Dev Says Big Budget Games Are Failing in Part Because Teams Are Over-Scoping Their Projects 2 months ago:
"Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit."
- current AAA gaming
- Comment on International Woof 2 months ago:
Rüde.
- Comment on International Woof 2 months ago:
*Morgen
- Comment on Scheiße! 2 months ago:
*Autounfall
*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt
- Comment on PS5 Homescreen Now Replaces Unique Video Game Art With Annoying Ads You Can’t Turn Off 2 months ago:
Well, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…
- Comment on WATCH: Migrants tell undercover reporter they are registered to vote and prefer Kamala 2 months ago:
The problem is that you’re basing this on your gut feeling and the only reason you do so is that it confirms the fairy tales that your bubble throws around. Once this accusation goes to court, where only hard evidence counts and one can’t just make up lies for attention, the whole story tends to collapse. See also the 60+ cases that the Trumpers lost after similar claims after the 2020 election.
- Comment on Mona’s ‘Ladies Lounge’ wins court battle to exclude men from art-filled space 2 months ago:
can anyone tell me how this space promotes equal opportunity?
It fosters empathy. There are centuries worth of examples of positions of power that were nominally open to men and women, but lo and behold, through some weird coincidence (most certainly not structurally ingrained and unquestioned sexism) only men were selected and hired while women were most certainly equally entitled to apply, BUT just in this particular case, the man was chosen for some reason - once again: not sexism. Coincidentally every single of those cases went that way.
This art installation makes it easier to imagine what it’s like when there’s unfortunately only a limited amount of space in the exhibition that’s nominally open to men and women alike and -due to some strange coincidence- the visitor ticket went to the woman who wanted to visit instead of the man (once again: certainly not due to sexism, but some other absolutely not sexist reason that happened to justify why it turned out in favour of the woman). Just in this particular case. Which coincidentally led to the same result as in every single other case.