Colon any% no major glitches
Explains a lot...
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Nariom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
id call that a major glitch but ok
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Ain’t no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
Technus@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals’ digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Ah shit, here we go again
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Phineaz@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
*Ah, here we go shit again
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”
“I’ll digest you!”
“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”
NostraDavid@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Sideologically speaking that hole isn’t on the top
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I knew this was what it was going to be
psud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Zuzak@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Frog speedrun any%
mihor@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Imagine getting one in your ear
ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Thanks! I hate it…
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“If you’re going through Hell, keep on going.”
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
The Shawshank Beatle
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If the person was a frog? Yes
Fargeol@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Reverse Lemmiwinks
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
The Taco Bell beetle?
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that’s on you, not taco bell.
Grayox@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Taco bell hasn’t given me the shits since i quit drinking.
maniel@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
[deleted]TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.
Anivia@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
How does it not suffocate?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That’d be my guess.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
billwashere@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Speed run as survival instinct.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
“Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom”
neidu2@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶