Colon any% no major glitches
Explains a lot...
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Nariom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
id call that a major glitch but ok
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Ain’t no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Technus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals’ digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Ah shit, here we go again
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Phineaz@feddit.org 10 months ago
*Ah, here we go shit again
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”
“I’ll digest you!”
“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”
NostraDavid@programming.dev 10 months ago
Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sideologically speaking that hole isn’t on the top
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I knew this was what it was going to be
psud@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Zuzak@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Frog speedrun any%
mihor@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Imagine getting one in your ear
ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks! I hate it…
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“If you’re going through Hell, keep on going.”
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
The Shawshank Beatle
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If the person was a frog? Yes
Fargeol@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Reverse Lemmiwinks
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The Taco Bell beetle?
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that’s on you, not taco bell.
Grayox@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Taco bell hasn’t given me the shits since i quit drinking.
maniel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
[deleted]TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
ComRed2@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.
Anivia@feddit.org 10 months ago
How does it not suffocate?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 10 months ago
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That’d be my guess.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
billwashere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Speed run as survival instinct.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom”
neidu2@feddit.nl 10 months ago
🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶