Colon any% no major glitches
Explains a lot...
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Nariom@lemmy.world 2 years ago
id call that a major glitch but ok
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Ain’t no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
Technus@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals’ digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Ah shit, here we go again
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Phineaz@feddit.org 2 years ago
*Ah, here we go shit again
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”
“I’ll digest you!”
“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”
NostraDavid@programming.dev 1 year ago
[deleted]ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sideologically speaking that hole isn’t on the top
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I knew this was what it was going to be
psud@aussie.zone 1 year ago
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Zuzak@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Frog speedrun any%
mihor@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Imagine getting one in your ear
ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thanks! I hate it…
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“If you’re going through Hell, keep on going.”
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
The Shawshank Beatle
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 years ago
There’s beetles with a Vore fetish!?
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If the person was a frog? Yes
Fargeol@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Reverse Lemmiwinks
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
The Taco Bell beetle?
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that’s on you, not taco bell.
Grayox@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Taco bell hasn’t given me the shits since i quit drinking.
maniel@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
[deleted]TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
ComRed2@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Sounds like a real pain in the cloacal aperture.
Anivia@feddit.org 2 years ago
How does it not suffocate?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 2 years ago
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That’d be my guess.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.
sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Speed run as survival instinct.
lemmyng@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 2 years ago
“Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom”
neidu2@feddit.nl 2 years ago
🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶