TheRealLinga
@TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Hose 2 weeks ago:
RIP
- Comment on Pin head 3 weeks ago:
You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN
- Comment on Colours of Blood 3 weeks ago:
You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 3 weeks ago:
Hey, that’s cheating!
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 46 comments
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
Mosquitos are pollinators!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
A stripper bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 26 comments
- Comment on Relationship goals 3 weeks ago:
I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty
- Comment on New song just dropped 3 weeks ago:
Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon
- Comment on Bless 🙏🏻 5 weeks ago:
Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!
OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!
- Comment on Explains a lot... 5 weeks ago:
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
- Comment on Treegasmic 5 weeks ago:
Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…
spank me, tree Daddy!
- Comment on Life imitates art? 1 month ago:
No, four!!!
- Comment on every damn morning 1 month ago:
I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 60 comments
- Comment on Nice 2 months ago:
Noice
- Comment on Karaoke place 2 months ago:
This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom
- Comment on Age 30 2 months ago:
I feel you!
I’m 6 years clean from the hard stuff and have had a similar experience. Like who am I? What do I like? I basically got to reinvent myself.
I learned many hard lessons during my dark years, and I decided to use that to my advantage now. I’ve been through hell, so I don’t get fazed by anything at this point!
I’m a 36 year old guitar-playing video-gaming family man! Live life and just enjoy being you whoever you are!
- Comment on Cheese board 2 months ago:
This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!
The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.
- Comment on Disaster strikes 3 months ago:
Yes I came here to make this point and you both had already made it! Sheet suspenders are awesomely simple!
- Comment on Financial advice 3 months ago:
Apology accepted!
- Comment on Financial advice 3 months ago:
dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum DUM-DUM blupppp
- Comment on Gecko 3 months ago:
I wish I had a tail in the first place!
My butt plug tail doesn’t wiggle the way I want unfortunately
- Comment on There's rupees in there 4 months ago:
I love that I get this reference!
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 4 months ago:
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
- Comment on Ferns 5 months ago:
If you look closely e ought you can see Zach Galifinakis hiding behind the fern!
- Comment on I'll have whatever he's having 6 months ago:
Obviously don’t weed your drugs. Drugs are like flowers, you keep them in the garden! You weed the weeds, not the drugs! Duh
- Comment on kissies 6 months ago:
Dogs are the poop cleaners of the world!
Except for how much poop they make…
Maybe dogs are pooping out the poops they ate? Is the dog ourobouros?
- Comment on Long time 7 months ago:
Sounds fortunate to me
