A cuppa Jill

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Give me a cup of wet

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wet

    Image

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    • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More like here they cum lol /s

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a moist choice.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a play on the double meaning of moist

      Moist = damp

      And

      Moist = cool

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  • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you mean American beer?

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuckin burn lol

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah they won.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, that is burnt water

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No it’s burnt piss.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like having sex in a canoe

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don't touch that stuff, fish piss in it!

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• RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  H20, Agua

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  • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dihydrogen Monoxide

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some D-Mox

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Agua

    Ooh, I like that. Mainly because of The Expanse—Stay away from teh owkwa!

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Water?

  Never touch the stuff.

  Fish fuck in it, doncha know?

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it

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    • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So does every other drink for that matter.

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• zarathustra0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you’re sick and tired of council pop

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  • obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d only heard of council juice

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• humppapappa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”

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• Dogyote@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name

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  • brisk@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like bears

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.

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    • Dogyote@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Go on…?

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  • Tryenjer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dihydrogen monoxide

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    • koetje78@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I prefer oxidane

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it

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• Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.

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• OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it.

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• cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Adam’s ale (also referred to as Adam’s wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Council Juice” in N. Ireland.

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• eletes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what a Joe thing to do.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Adam’s Ale” is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I’ve never heard that one before. lol

  There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for ‘water’ in languages you don’t otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there’s a whole list of pee ones),

    I have more.

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  • goober@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords

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• ManaOatbun@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In French we call it “Chateau Lapompe” which sounds like a wine name but is literally “castle the pump”.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Now that’s good quality H2O”

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• uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll just have a cup of rain, thanks.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.

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  • __dev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer my ice medium rare.

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    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Morning brown, morning brown

  Get yourself a cup of morning brown

  Morning brown, morning frown

  What the heck is morning brown?

  Well, morning brown is great, you get it

  in a cup

  Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up

  It comes from beans, have it hot or with

  ice

  In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice

  Morning brown, I’m still not sure

  Can you please explain it some more?

  It’s coffee, ya fuck

  Oh, right, yep

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Man I fucking love aunty Donna

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/Q1gwkJP64xU

    For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We call it Corporation Pop here.

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  • SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We call it council pop

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• Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

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• ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water

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    • hexabs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14 Sublime

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  • hexabs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Namely?

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Name 5

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• TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will bravely face the consequences of my actions

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    • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More power to you. Try sliding a reference to

      spoiler

      grool

      into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And is this your way of lobbying for ‘trojan room coffee’

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    • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look, it’s sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.

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• Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sky Juice in Malaysia

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• lemmyausmister@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.

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• punkcoder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”

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• Tingle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Over here we call it Council Juice

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bo’oh’o’wa’er

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Council pop

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