Like Joe for coffee.
A cuppa Jill
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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuckin burn lol
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yeah they won.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
No, that is burnt water
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No it’s burnt piss.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Like having sex in a canoe
dumbass@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I don't touch that stuff, fish piss in it!
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
H20, Agua
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Agua
Ooh, I like that. Mainly because of The Expanse—Stay away from teh owkwa!
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So does every other drink for that matter.
zarathustra0@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.
obinice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d only heard of council juice
humppapappa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
Dogyote@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
brisk@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Just like bears
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dihydrogen monoxide
koetje78@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
I prefer oxidane
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it.
cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Adam’s ale (also referred to as Adam’s wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Council Juice” in N. Ireland.
eletes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what a Joe thing to do.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“Adam’s Ale” is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I’ve never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for ‘water’ in languages you don’t otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there’s a whole list of pee ones),
I have more.
goober@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords
ManaOatbun@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
In French we call it “Chateau Lapompe” which sounds like a wine name but is literally “castle the pump”.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Now that’s good quality H2O”
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I’ll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
__dev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I prefer my ice medium rare.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I’m still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It’s coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Man I fucking love aunty Donna
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified
obinice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We call it Corporation Pop here.
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We call it council pop
Carvex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
…can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water
hexabs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14 Sublime
hexabs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Namely?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Name 5
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I will bravely face the consequences of my actions
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
More power to you. Try sliding a reference to
spoiler
grool
into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
And is this your way of lobbying for ‘trojan room coffee’
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look, it’s sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Sky Juice in Malaysia
lemmyausmister@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
punkcoder@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
Tingle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Over here we call it Council Juice
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bo’oh’o’wa’er
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Council pop
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Give me a cup of wet
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Image
Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
More like here they cum lol /s
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a moist choice.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Username checks out