Like Joe for coffee.
A cuppa Jill
Submitted 11 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Yeah they won.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
No, that is burnt water
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
No it’s burnt piss.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like having sex in a canoe
dumbass@quokk.au 11 months ago
I don't touch that stuff, fish piss in it!
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
H20, Agua
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Agua
Ooh, I like that. Mainly because of The Expanse—Stay away from teh owkwa!
ikidd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So does every other drink for that matter.
zarathustra0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
obinice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haha aye, we call it Corporation Pop round my end.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d only heard of council juice
humppapappa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it.
Dogyote@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
brisk@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Just like bears
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dihydrogen monoxide
koetje78@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I prefer oxidane
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Adam’s ale (also referred to as Adam’s wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
58008@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Council Juice” in N. Ireland.
eletes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what a Joe thing to do.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
“Adam’s Ale” is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I’ve never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Water, dhm, wet-wet, hydro, aqua, words for ‘water’ in languages you don’t otherwise speak, sky treats, fish pee (there’s a whole list of pee ones),
I have more.
goober@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords
ManaOatbun@jlai.lu 11 months ago
In French we call it “Chateau Lapompe” which sounds like a wine name but is literally “castle the pump”.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Now that’s good quality H2O”
uuldika@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I’ll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 months ago
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
__dev@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer my ice medium rare.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I’m still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It’s coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Man I fucking love aunty Donna
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified
obinice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We call it Corporation Pop here.
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We call it council pop
Carvex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
…can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water
hexabs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14 Sublime
hexabs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Namely?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Name 5
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I will bravely face the consequences of my actions
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
More power to you. Try sliding a reference to
spoiler
grool
into the mix too, just to see whether or not anyone you’re talking to is really willing to call you out on the innuendo.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
And is this your way of lobbying for ‘trojan room coffee’
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll stick to watching my coffee brew on a webcam, everything else is more fun in person.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Although i know the implications of calling it Jill.
Dicska@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Look, it’s sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Sky Juice in Malaysia
lemmyausmister@feddit.org 11 months ago
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
punkcoder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In Chicago you sometimes get a “Lake Michigan on the rocks”
Tingle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Over here we call it Council Juice
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bo’oh’o’wa’er
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Council pop
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Give me a cup of wet
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Image
Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 months ago
More like here they cum lol /s
simplejack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What a moist choice.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Username checks out